THE RULES...PLEASE READ

[The Blowhard]

Now that the board is growing and rapidly approaching 1 million members, here are a few rules of the board:
1. Post in the proper section.
2. Play nice. No hurt feelings or malicious attacks on other members.
3. Obey the sig pic rules. I have no idea what they are..ask JustJon.
4. Always remember that the board is NOT a democracy. It is privately owned, and threads and posts will and can be deleted at the discretion of the staff.
5. Post. Please don't be shy or worried about what others say. Just do it.
Feel free to e-mail any Administrator or Moderator if you have any comments or questions.
Just remember, this board is a celebration and tribute to the brilliance and comic genius of Ron and Fez.
Thank you, welcome, and have fun.
(BTW... Carter should have posted this!) ;)

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[Mad Producer]

Heckler,
Interesting post. I agree with everything you wrote and have been playing by the rules. I realize this is not a democracy. I just do not want to be accused of being someone else. (Producer Beez) Is that to much to ask?

[The Blowhard]

Why can't you just ignore what others say about you?


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[Mad Producer]

Heckler,
Good point. I am still trying to figure this whole board thing out.

[Carter]

Hey look, heckler has ANOTHER 5 star post? hmm i wonder who gave it five stars? Anyone? anyone?
:)

-Carter
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[The Blowhard]

Stars are assigned automatically. Jeff From Foundry has devised a brilliant program which determines the quality and importance of a particular post. Now Carter, do YOUR job and welcome new members. Hit the stop button on your DVD player and pay attention to the board. You can always watch "The Lion King" later.;)

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[Pootertoot]

brilliant program which determines the quality and importance of a particular post


Translation: Whether or not you use teeth.

Five stars = Gum Job

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[adolescentmasturbator]

Yeah I think the program works by automatically giving stars to any Heckler thread. Does this mean that we call Heckler a computer program now?

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[JustJon]

Heckler = MCP

And those sig pic rules? 300x100, 30k max.

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[The Blowhard]

TCB

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[JustJon]

TCBY

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[Ogre2]

:)Howdy Heckler...I'm new to these boards but wanted to say...good post..i run a large adult forum with 20 boards and it runs real smooth if everyone follows the basic rules...keep up the good work...and Ron & fez are funny as hell...I listen as often as I can and always laugh my ass off!


Nothin' wrong with that!
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[The Blowhard]

Thanks Ogre, and welcome.
Sometimes this board is worse than a special ed class on a sugar high! ;)

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[JustJon]

And remember, there's no sugar in pixy stix.

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[The Blowhard]

Regarding the new "Steel Cage" section, anything goes!

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[Pootertoot]

Finally, the return of my wire hanger and bucket of human chum...

The floors of the Steel Cage shall be sticky, my friends, as well as the walls and the ceilings...and the posters.

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[HordeKing1]

I have a bad feeling about this steel cage....

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[The Blowhard]

Something for our new friends.
"Steel Cage" is gone. It was a section where members could fight. On this board, it's all about the love! ;)

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[girl germs]

i'm really sorry but i must post this:
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