virgin

[clsmlm]

I'm a virgin male in DC area, been a ron and fez fan since the dot com days.. I want a female who is also a fan to be my first.. who will help? I don't post much, but i do love the site and hope the boys stay in NY ....

joe brown rules

[Christy]

Hi sweetie ... how are you? Haven't talked to you in a while.

But back to the question at hand ... did ya ever hear the saying, "Watch what you ask for, because you might receive it."???

Be careful putting a statement like that out there! LOL Sure, you might get someone ... but you might need some Penicillin afterwards! LOL :-)

[Christy]

And no, I will not sleep with you ...

{ had to clear that up ... was talking to someone who thought I would since I replied }

[FUNKMAN]

but you might need some Penicillin afterwards! LOL


and be careful if she tells you she's "on the pill"

that pill may be the Penicillin...

then you will have you're Penischillin "for a while"

I know, that was pretty bad :(

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[clsmlm]

i didn't double post ,, Really i didnt!

This message was edited by clsmlm on 12-2-02 @ 12:54 AM

[Steels]

I think Philby would be perfect for you...

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[clsmlm]

christy I know not to ask you anymore lol... I think i do hold the record for most turn downs for sex

joe brown rules

[Christy]

I think i do hold the record for most turn downs for sex


Not on this board honey ... ask some of the guys.

[Bama]

I'm a virgin


You've certainly come to the right place! It gets a lot better when you realize that girls are stupid and ugly

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[TheGameHHH]

I'll do ya man

[hyperspace]

virgin....im 33 and that word still haunts me to this day. but it will happen just donb't be like me i lost it to a smelly girl/ theatre major and major nutcase. and with all the diseases out ther do not go with a prostitiute!!!

[gone]

It gets a lot better when you realize that girls are stupid and ugly


thats just not right

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[Aggie]

I'll do ya man


i knew it! you don't really like hot chicks, you like dudes!

covdiesel must know how to tap that ass

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This message was edited by Aggie on 12-2-02 @ 12:03 PM

[AngelAmy]

does this place look like a dating service? why does everyone come here looking to get laid?

ive been here since feb 01 and i havent gotten jack shit

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[Jennitalia]

my virgin days are over. i like guys who know what they're doing


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[billyio]

Here's a flash to the good ole WNEW days...Virgin...cumming...
virgin..cumming...cumming

Good luck! Try and find someone that you have a lot in common with and then get them very drunk.

See Ya!

[Bob Impact]

Hi, my name is Bob, i'm 21 and may as well be married. I don't want anyone to sleep with, but if you could just come over and cook every once and a while, and maybe do some light cleaning... I like pina coladas and walks in the rain. I'm not into yoga, but i'm into champagne.

been a ron and fez fan since the dot com days.. I want a female who is also a fan to be my first.. who will help?

Dude, it's your approach, this sounds so sad, i don't even want to fuck you, and trust me, virgin boys are my style! Go out to a bar, get nice and drunk and find some hoowa to show your dink to. It's not rocket science.

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[clsmlm]

shit i never been to a bar or had a drink. but don't feel sorry for me ha ha.. but thanks for the nice support and I will try to sound least pathetic and the future. I was just hoping getting some action would give me confidence and make me a man.. see ya

joe brown rules

[CovDiesel]

covdiesel must know how to tap that ass

Aggie... come back to Jersey.. and I'll show you how much I know about tapping ass... or something.

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[ToddEVF]

does this place look like a dating service? why does everyone come here looking to get laid?

ive been here since feb 01 and i havent gotten jack shit

I've been a member since September 01 and i haven't gotten shit either

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[JustJon]

Aggie... come back to Jersey.. and I'll show you how much I know about tapping ass... or something.
Cov'll let ya watch him pound TheGame

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