Did someone Kill Shorty? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Sheeplovr

12-02-2002, 07:54 AM

i not pointing fingers

but Did someoen kill her

she disspeared after the girls night that was 3 weeks ago

I know many of you are shufty so if you did it fess up

i miss shorty she was great

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Aggie

12-02-2002, 08:04 AM

i miss her too, but i didn't do it. i live in texas, i couldn't have....

....or could i? i did happen to be in nyc the night of girl's night out. hmmm

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Hosp

12-02-2002, 09:31 AM

I've been wondering about this myself. I spoke to Smiledog the following monday but haven't heard from either of them since. If only they gave us any kind of contact information. We never even had our playdate.

Come back guys...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

12-02-2002, 09:39 AM

It was Col. Mustard in the library with a candle stick.

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LatterYearsJimMorrison

12-02-2002, 09:52 AM

I say we go murdered she wrote on someone's ass.

Tall_James

12-02-2002, 10:14 AM

Didn't she move to Push, Nevada?

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IrishAlkey

12-02-2002, 10:15 AM

She moved in with Gaia.

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JustJon

12-02-2002, 10:21 AM

Are you saying someone tried to... Get Shorty?

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IrishAlkey

12-02-2002, 10:32 AM

Jon, that was so awful.

You are now the unfunny one.

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Sheeplovr

12-03-2002, 07:05 AM

Are you saying someone tried to... Get Shorty?

Clever but She has already been got

I offer my services as a detective free of charge me and my assisant will solve the case

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SRFSTARVD

12-03-2002, 07:30 AM

She hasnt been on IM either...hmm..interesting.
Oh no. Now how am I going to find out about Buffy and Angel...I have no cable and she was letting me know what happened...oh the horror.

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Sheeplovr

12-03-2002, 07:32 AM

Buffy and Angle are on normal tv

and why bother watchign angel

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Hawiian shirt craig

12-03-2002, 08:38 AM

i did, but she made one
heck of a christmas turkey...
just the right size.

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ChrisTheCop

12-03-2002, 08:49 AM

another RonFez.net Mystery!

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A.J.

12-03-2002, 08:51 AM

I'll start checking in Rock Creek Park.

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Cybersoldier

12-03-2002, 08:58 AM

More than likely still recovering from that night.

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PanterA

12-03-2002, 09:18 AM

This is no way for newbie of the year to be acting. Where is that little poster?

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grlNIN

12-03-2002, 07:28 PM

i killed Whitey.....

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The Chairman

12-04-2002, 12:51 AM

I think Smiley grounded her and banned her from all things RnF. He did not seem to embrace the RonandFeztique; perhaps he needs further enlightening.

To bring him around, I am soliciting female volunteers who can condition and reprogram him to the "RnF Way of Enlightenment."

Qualifications (any of below may apply):
1)Like kissing other women;
2)Can outdrink the average fraternity pledge;
3) Have at least 2 tattoos;
4) Understand WOW is more than just an acronym;
5) Understand the power of the Oreo and the cigar;
6) Reply to 94.2% of posts using either overt of subliminal sexual references;
7) Have been to bar 9 at least 5 times or seen Brother Joe and/or Joshua Tree at least 5 times;
8) Have shot at least 25 prostitutes in Grand Theft Auto - Vice City
9) Have Elf ears; or
10) Hear the word Tom and reflexively respond "Lickass."

Volunteers?

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Tenbatsuzen

12-04-2002, 03:50 AM

She was in on the terrorist plot on CTU. Jack Bauer shot her, then turned to George Mason and asked for a hacksaw.

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JustJon

12-04-2002, 06:32 AM

Did something happen when she was in studio a few weeks ago?

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Sheeplovr

12-04-2002, 08:24 AM

Maby shes in someoens apartment next to ice cream girls skelleton

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ChrisTheCop

12-04-2002, 08:46 AM

Now that u mention it, Jon...yes. She "explored" her sexuality, as is customary with women in the studio. It actually may be a possibility that Smiley wasnt happy with this. Or maybe she's embarrased herself. Who knows?

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Sheeplovr

12-04-2002, 08:50 AM

OR was "DUM DUM DUM" MURDERED

^thats dramatical music

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SRFSTARVD

12-04-2002, 09:06 AM

Buffy and Angle are on normal tv

and why bother watchign angel

well I dont get anything. I should just say I dont have TV. And have you not heard of Charisma Carpenter?

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Hosp

12-04-2002, 10:03 AM

Maybe she's just really busy with work? Maybe she's working more then 1 day a week now? Maybe she ran into someone who had issues with Strawbery Shortcake?

Maybe they'll surprise us all and just show up at the Christmas party?

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Sheeplovr

12-05-2002, 04:19 PM

Maybe they'll surprise us all and just show up at the Christmas party?

if they do ill be mad cause im ehre dooing a Profesinal investigation and then they jsut show up tisk tisk

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silera

12-05-2002, 04:24 PM

Maybe she ran into someone who had issues with Strawbery Shortcake?

You got me.

Sorry.

I didn't mean to.

I'm buying a wig and going underground now.

YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!!!!

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EffMeBoobs

12-05-2002, 04:41 PM

I saw a bone necklace that said ICG and S on it.

Dirty dirty dirty.

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shorty

12-05-2002, 07:26 PM

Where is Shorty? Where is Shorty? Here I am. Here I am. 
Actually I've been living in Times Square for the last few weeks. No, Smiles didn't kick me out, I've have been working a lot and so has he. He's also been pretty sick and the holidays have been keeping me pretty busy too. So, you can all go back to Cabot Cove, everything is just fine, I'll be back posting and IMing soon. 
Hosp, we'll play just as soon as life calms down a bit. 
SRF, nothing's been happening on our shows except for Cordy doing Connor, I have them taped anyway. 
Pants, I'm sorry I haven't been living up to the duties of my crown...would you like me to pass it on the the 1st runner-up? 
Jon that was very unfunny, but that was the 1st thing I thought of when I read this thread. =) 
And I miss you too Sheepy, we'll have to get together and do some quilting! 

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silera

12-05-2002, 07:32 PM

I get no love.

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tricia

12-05-2002, 07:54 PM

i have pretty much all of buffy and angel on a hard drive over here. ok, not this season, but pretty much every other episode ever aired, um, don't tell anyone...

LatinSpiceXoX

12-05-2002, 08:02 PM

<s>Maybe her computer caught a virus and she cannot sign on.. does anyone have her # to get in touch with her?</s>
HELLO! :)

By the way, I have no problem submitting to the 'RnF Way of Enlightenment', all except for #6...
6) Reply to 94.2% of posts using either overt of subliminal sexual references
...I'm too much of a Good Girl for that. :)

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Geppetto

12-05-2002, 08:10 PM

Here I was getting all woried and she showed up on her own mystery post. Well I'm glad your OK, missed you at bar-9 are you going to the Christmas party?

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JustJon

12-05-2002, 08:18 PM

Jon that was very unfunny, but that was the 1st thing I thought of when I read this thread.
you laughed.

you were so excited for the X-Mas party (this sat) and you disappeared...

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ADF

12-05-2002, 08:29 PM

Welcome back. Merry xmas.

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IrishAlkey

12-06-2002, 01:14 AM

She's still a cunt.

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JustJon

12-06-2002, 06:36 AM

that's just twisted, adf. me like

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Hosp

12-06-2002, 06:59 AM

You mean I've been no more then a block and a half away from you this whole time? Life is so cruel!

Email me, I want to be sure I can get a hold of you so we can meet for lunch or dinner sometime.

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Sheeplovr

12-06-2002, 10:44 AM

CASE CLOSED

id liek to thank my staff of Dectives

and the blood hounds

and all the clues left from the hot line number

thankyou people

we solved this case

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