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PrisonSex
12-04-2002, 06:42 PM
Did anyone catch the Naseau conty prosecutor calling in? Was that for real or was it just a really convincing rib?
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peacefrog081
12-04-2002, 06:51 PM
he seemed very legitimate and very scary. i'd hate to be in staples' position when he was on the air
PrisonSex
12-04-2002, 06:59 PM
Hells yeah, even I had to change my pants after that one.
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jamesdiggy
12-04-2002, 07:08 PM
The Prosecutor?
Sounds like a new reality show on FOX.
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Contra
12-04-2002, 09:10 PM
i highly doubt anything will come of this. no victem is filing a complaint so theres nothing they can do.
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Death Metal Moe
12-04-2002, 09:14 PM
Smells like Bullshit to me.
No one can pin a rap on Teflon Staples.
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matty76
12-04-2002, 09:23 PM
I didn't catch the DA's name, I will listen to the replay at work tomorrow... I should be able to research if this guy was on the level or not... tell you what though... it doesn't help the cause to save the guys in NYC with the Orange Ball of Failure bragging about felony's... <P>
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Wiggy
12-04-2002, 10:44 PM
Yeah man that was a lil scary, he sounded very convincing like he was no joke, i guess we will just have to see
Cybersoldier
12-04-2002, 10:52 PM
I don't know about if the guy was a real lawyer, but from what I remember what he was saying is serious, Billy should shut his mouth about that incident if he doesn't want to by some guy woman in prison
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ShakeItUuuuup
12-05-2002, 08:17 AM
If that prosecutor was a scam, he should take home an Oscar (ge, ge geeeeh!). I kept waiting for him to start laughing and confess that he's just a listener, but I harbor a secret joy that Billy might be screwed! He is radio death and I'm sick of hearing about his miserable fucking excuse for a life...
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I'm no lawyer - do you really need a victim complaint to be tried for what the prosecutor called "rape"? Or is it similar to murder?
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Servo
12-05-2002, 08:44 AM
I'm an assistant DA in one of the five boroughs. OK, I just heard the replay, and that call sounded like bullshit to me. I'm not sure exaclty what Billy did, but none of what he said is a class C felony, unless there was some actual insertion of some kind (aggravated sexual abuse in the second degree, which is a C felony). Plus, under NYS rules of evidence, "A person may not be convicted of any offense solely upon evidence of a confession or admission made by him without additional proof that the offense charged has been committed." So, Billy can't be prosecuted for his on-air confessions alone.
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matty76
12-05-2002, 08:49 AM
The guy said his name was Steve McBride... I did a bunch of general searches and can't find anything about him being associated with the DA's office...
So my take is it was a good fake!
But... If I were Mr. Staples I'd shut my mouth about the whole thing just in case...
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Orallo
12-05-2002, 08:56 AM
I thought he was a fake from the moment he said he was a D.A.
I didn't buy it for a minute.
Plus if it comes down to it, all he would have to do to get out of any posible legal situation is say that it was a bit for the show. With Ron and Fez backing him up that would be the end of the story.
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BrianTheBailBondsman
12-05-2002, 10:45 AM
That guy did a great job he sounded ligit except one thing if he was for real it would not have been an on air call in. Besides all BILLY HAS TO DO IS SAY THAT IT WAS A BIT AND IT NEVER HAPPENED OR THAT HE WAS ON THE WRONG MEDICATION AT THE TIME AND IT HAD A REACTION THAT MADE HIM DO IT.
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PrisonSex
12-05-2002, 01:11 PM
Wow, that was the best damn fake I have ever seen (heard?)that guy should definitly find an agent.
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Shudder
12-05-2002, 02:24 PM
If that was a fake, it was definitely a good one. It didn't sound like your typical 20/30s guy doing a goof, it definitley sounded like an older guy. He was calm and didn't fall over his words or anything, which led me to believe that if it's not real, it's a damn good acting job.
At any rate, Billy probably got a nice scare and maybe we won't hear about stupid shit he's done again.
yarpwizard
12-05-2002, 02:51 PM
Regardless if that was real or fake, Billy should shut up about it. He's an accident waiting to happen.
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HordeKing1
12-05-2002, 02:57 PM
It was fake b/c Billy didn't commit rape. Rape involves penetrating the vagina with the penis (to any degree). Anything else inserted in the vagina (such as a finger) is not rape.
Billy would be charged with "Aggravated sexual abuse in the 3rd degree" under section 130.66 of the NYS Penal Code.
Finally, the caller reported that rape was a class "C" felony. That was the final tip-off. In NY, rape in the first degree (130.35) is a class B felony. Rape in 2nd degree (130.30) is a class D felony. Rape in 3rd degree (130.25) is a class E felony.
NY does not have a class c classification for rape.
The guy was a good act, but just an act.
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TheMojoPin
12-05-2002, 03:41 PM
Anything else inserted in the vagina (such as a finger) is not rape.
Tell that to the wrongly-accused Fatty Arbuckle.
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Zipgun
12-05-2002, 05:11 PM
i'd hate to be in staples' position when he was on the air
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-05-2002, 05:55 PM
Billy would be charged with "Aggravated sexual abuse in the 3rd degree" under section 130.66 of the NYS Penal Code.
What is the "time" for that?
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PrisonSex
12-05-2002, 07:54 PM
he he , you said penal, he he ...
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jafter
12-06-2002, 02:12 PM
Billy needs to learn how to shut his mouth. Even if the guy was a fake and he did fondle these girls years ago. Shut your mouth.
1st it is nothing to be proud of. (I can only bang chicks that are drunk, passed out, or in a coma).
2nd with all of the crap going on with the station you don't need add fuel to the fire. ( I know it was O & A, but you never know what the executives will take out of context.)
Maybe Imodium makes a suppositive for Billy to shove up his ass to stop his diarrhea of the mouth.
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Style1550
12-06-2002, 02:21 PM
This topic could be shortened to this..
Billy is a scumbag and he can't keep his scumbag activities in the closet.
I mean how many times do hear that they caught a criminal cause he was bragging about his crime?
HordeKing1
12-06-2002, 09:12 PM
ALICE - Alas, the penalty for class D felonies is but a scant 2 - 7 years.
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BAC6471
12-09-2002, 05:15 PM
Yes - I believe it was real. I happened to be one of the capos in the studio that night during the call. BTW - someone took a group photo from that night and said they'd post it here - I can't find it. Any suggestions? <P>
NewYorkDragons80
12-15-2002, 10:37 AM
Even if something does come of this and Billy goes to court, Ron and Fez can still say that the Nassau DA listens to the show.
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