birthday Sex

[sexy bastard]

how important is birthday sex, since i just got out of a relationship, and my bday is coming up, i know I aint getting any, so i was wondering is bday sex normal for us to want.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Had birthday sex for the first time this year, was also the first time for me and my EX, it was not all that.

Just let it go.. if it's not with someone you've been with a while, it really won't be the same.

Do something else special on your birthday with someone you love... like Birthday-J-Oing! :)

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[Jennitalia]

there are 2 things that make a good birthday: presents and sex. and mine is a month from today, so start shopping and sexually preparing yourselves....i'm going to need it!

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 12-6-02 @ 1:10 PM

[sexy bastard]

there are 2 things that make a good birthday: presents and sex. and mine is a week from today, so start shopping and sexually preparing yourselves....i'm going to need it!

hmm mine is on the 15th....hmmmmm brewing an idea lol

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[Michael Fury]

I recommend just quietly exposing yourself to a few close friends.




Next time it could be me on the scaffolding.

[Hawiian shirt craig]

there are 2 things
that make a good birthday:
presents and sex. and
mine is a week from today,
so start shopping and
sexually preparing
yourselves....i'm going to
need it!


interesting... my birfday is
the 10th... to bad you hate
my guts LOL.


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[TheGameHHH]

I was gonna say I'd bang you sexy bastard, but fuck that I got first dibbs on nailing Jennitalia.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I recommend just quietly exposing yourself to a few close friends


The sad thing is, he's already done that.



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[Jennitalia]

aw...i feel so loved!
and craig, don't take it personally...i hate everyone! :)

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[irishkb]

sex on any day just makes that day just that much better... so birthday or not if you get sex, you just had a good day. man Jennitalia
is gonna have one sore tookie with all that banging....

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[Hosp]

Use your left hand.


Jenn, I want to make every day your birthday.

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[Jennitalia]

man Jennitalia
is gonna have one sore tookie with all that banging....



can't wait!

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[Cybersoldier]

Jennitalia
is gonna have one sore tookie with all that banging....


can't wait!

Nice, have fun Jenn =)

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[TheGameHHH]

See, Jenn thinks I'm kidding about banging her on her birthday, but sadly I'm not.

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[JustJon]

too bad she lied. her b-day isn't next week.

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[JerseyRich]

This is my favorite time of year...
Birthday on the 14th...Christmas 2 weeks later!
Presents..sex...what could be better!

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[sexy bastard]

maybe i should wrap myself up next week and ship myself to a womans prison

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[F1Gm3nT]

I haven't had Bday sex in a while... last time was... 1998
but yeha mos def... bets thing is when you past out... form the day b4 your bday... and get good morning happy birthday head
:)
mmmm I miss it

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[HordeKing1]

The only thing as good is birthday sex is the sex the other 364 days a year.

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[The Jays]

...my birthday is in one week.... I've never celebrated a birthday with a girlfriend... they usually break up with me before then... looks like It's a birthday hooker for me!!!!

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[Doogie]

The only thing as good is birthday sex is the sex the other 364 days a year



Amen to that brother...

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[Justice4all]

there are 2 things that make a good birthday: presents and sex. and mine is a week from today, so start shopping and sexually preparing yourselves....i'm going to need it!

(starts doing squat thrusts and makes a list)
Hmmmmmm let's see....dildo (check)...chocolates (check)...bullwhips (check)...Hotel room (check)...dinner reservations (check)...am I missing anything??

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[tricia]

perhaps this is a good time to let y'all know that my birthday will be coming up in a little under 2 months...

[F1Gm3nT]

AH SNAP!!! it's a party coming up soon... for some lucky

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[sexy bastard]

my bday is coming up next week...maybe i still have time to get some
lol

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[BeeGirl]

I have a birthday coming up next week also, and I dont think Im gettin any!! Very sad, very very sad!!

[Jennitalia]

(starts doing squat thrusts and makes a list)
Hmmmmmm let's see....dildo (check)...chocolates (check)...bullwhips (check)...Hotel room (check)...dinner reservations (check)...am I missing anything??




yes...PRESENTS!!! ;)

i'm sure your nice hard cock is quite lovely, but i still require presents. :)

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[Jennitalia]

too bad she lied. her b-day isn't next week.


read again, i said my bday was a month from yesterday, not next week. like i'm really looking forward to turning 30.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

30

Now I don't feel so bad about my birthday.



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[JustJon]

there are 2 things that make a good birthday: presents and sex. and mine is a week from today, so start shopping and sexually preparing yourselves....i'm going to need it!
care to read it again, love?

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[Jennitalia]

i really hate you

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[sexy bastard]

if it helps jenn i will be more then happy to smurf your tookie


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[JustJon]

i really hate you
you're in luck. I hate everyone this week.

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[F1Gm3nT]

read again, i said my bday was a month from yesterday, not next week. like i'm really looking forward to turning 30.

I wouldn't have guessed 30.. at all.. 25/24 was my guess and well... if it helps ya look good... damn good

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[JerseyRich]

I'm already doing my cock pushups.

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[ADF]

I'm turning 30 a week from today.. on Friday the 13th.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

i really hate you


you know jenn, i'm really
hurt... i though u saved ur
aweful remarks for me, i
mean i though *I* was the
one you hate... i guess i'll
just have to keep trying to
be satan's spawn on earth.


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[TheMojoPin]

I'm already doing my cock pushups.

Why the "s"? You can really do only one.

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[Justice4all]

i'm sure your nice hard cock is quite lovely, but i still require presents.

Ok then....how about Victoria's Secrets?

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[jaxoncoherent]

Any female free Jan. 11? Let me know. I have a birthday package to share

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[Arienette]

well.. it's my birthday today, and it looks like there will be no birthday sex for me. it's sad, really. i'll be at home studying for a final instead. pity me (and my boy)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

ahhh another lonley birfday.
there are another 6 1/2 hrs
left in the day, if anyone
wants to drive up to
plattsburgh to suprise me,
but i'll probly just jerk off
and mail it to the president,
as usual...


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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Any female free Jan. 11? Let me know. I have a birthday package to shareGive me some time to check my schedule.
(3 seconds later)...
Nope, not doing anything.


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[dassal3399]

yes, birthday sex is very important...at b-day sex, anything goes

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Give me some time to check my schedule.
(3 seconds later)...
Nope, not doing anything.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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[ShelleBink]

The only thing as good is birthday sex is the sex the other 364 days a year.


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