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Death Metal Moe
12-05-2002, 07:16 PM
I was on the phone a lot tonight with the show.

At first I called to tell Paul O how he rubs up against little boys on public buses, and Billy came on during the commercial to tell me the show was moving on. No problem.

But then I called in to try and yell at Wonderboy for being an Artschool ass, and they went to commercial. But DIDN'T HANG UP! Billy came back on and told me they were going to discuss it when they came back. Great.

Then the changed the subject to "Names for this Hockey shootoff" thing. So I thought, man, I've got nothing. But I stayed on and thought of a name for it to try for the tickets they were giving away.

The moral of the story is:DON'T HANG UP!

If you're patient, and stay with the bit, you can get your comedy on the radio!

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ChrisTheCop
12-05-2002, 07:28 PM
But if I dont hang up, that busy signal really starts to get to me.

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-05-2002, 07:43 PM
Haha, I called in to enter the Billy Hockey Contest and was put on hold... the screener asked if I was 'LatinXoXo' *hehe* after I told him my name...

So then I was back on hold, and the show was over.
A few friends suggested that I wait for Letterman, but in reality, I just wanted to see how long it would take Billy to inform the callers on hold that no more calls were being accepted...

I got as far as commercials! hahaha
I'm a dork!

P.S. 'Ron & Fez Big Ass Fags On Ice'.. think I could've won?



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Heavy
12-05-2002, 09:42 PM
think I could've won?


No.

Big Ass night of ice was the best btw.

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bam44
12-06-2002, 10:51 AM
I agree, BIG ASS NIGHT OF ICE shoild have won,(stupiiid Earl,stupiiid Earl)

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ChickenHawk
12-06-2002, 11:03 AM
One time I called during
Seeyuh's and the show ended
before I could get on, and I made
it through commercials and the
first ten minutes of Loveline just
to see how long it would take
before someone realized I was
still on hold. They never did. I
just hung up cuz I didn't wanna
listen to that crappy show. It's
also fun to listen to delay-free
radio.


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furie
12-06-2002, 11:19 AM
i like to stay on hold to hear the show in real time

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This message was edited by furie on 12-6-02 @ 3:20 PM

JerseyRich
12-06-2002, 11:30 AM
What is your record for staying on hold?
Mine is almost 2 hours...
God I'm a dumbass


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DC Reed
12-06-2002, 11:34 AM
Yeah moe, last night i was on hold for Oscar Blurbs, but then Lenay did one that was so close to mine i felt that it wasnt worth saying, so i hung up, then i failed to realize i didnt need a oscar blurb, i could just tell paul-o he sucks, but too late. Then when Jersey Rich was on talking about art i was thinking well i called in once already but left, and when it came to doing the names, i didnt have anything great, i woulda said "Bigasses on Ice" but that blew, so instead i tried to get an excuse to shoot billy with a paintball gun in DC, predicting that he will lose this competition.

So moe, last night i learned to stay on the phone first hand when i didnt.

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Shudder
12-06-2002, 04:05 PM
I was right about to do my Barney (from the simpsons) voice the other night when they did the whole DMX/MR T bit.. but they went to a commercial. Doh. I'm sure I was next on the phone too :)

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KC2OSO
12-06-2002, 04:13 PM
I don't think tonight's show is live.

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ChickenHawk
12-06-2002, 04:31 PM
You're right. it's not live.
Christmas party's tonight.


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KC2OSO
12-06-2002, 05:02 PM
D-D-D-Doh!
And so now New York radio is dead except for a R&F replay?
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This message was edited by Fester on 12-6-02 @ 9:06 PM

furie
12-06-2002, 06:56 PM
What is your record for staying on hold?


an hour i think. I had to get off because my cordless was getting too hot and making my ear sweat.

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LatinSpiceXoX
12-06-2002, 09:16 PM
I used to get the ONLY cellular bills when on hold with O&A.
My record is 94 minutes...and by then, my battery would die!! UGH!!!


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french bread pizza
12-07-2002, 04:19 AM
when i was at home in south jerz..rory would sometimes let me stay on hold to listen to part of the show before they would put me on air and a little bit afterwards so i could get my RF fix...but i never really had to wait on hold for that long except the very first time i called in..



i have nothing witty to add.

french bread pizza
12-07-2002, 04:20 AM
and that's just ONE of the benefits to being a ron and fez girl...

i have nothing witty to add.

DC Reed
12-07-2002, 01:26 PM
I dont usually have to wait more than 5 mins to get on the air, but i think part of it is they wanna try and get DC ppl on the air, not cause im so damn hilarious.......i can only wish....

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fiestygal
01-06-2003, 12:34 PM
one time i waited on O&A for 4 hrs- the complete show- they never got to the topic- so the next day i called and AWESOME GARRETT STINKY let me threw - it wa sthe topic of what do men do wrong in bed or something like that

about 2 months ago i called R&F- i was on about 1 hr and i got threw BUT they put me on at a bad time adn were discussing politcs- ALL I WANTED TO DO was say HI, THAT THEY ROCKED, and that we need them in PHILLY! i felt like an ass

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