Bit idea: Kwanzaa Carols

[Dewey]

I'll start off. The Seven Days of Kwanzaa, final verse:

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa, my true love gave to me:
7 white women
6 fried chickens
5 Skanky Hos
4 boom boxes
3 welfare cheeses
2 crack pipes
and a ripped-off color TV.

CYA!

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[jocefus]

deck the hood with chicken and biscuits falalalalalala

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I BLOW FARTS KISS MY ASS

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Silent Night, Totally High.
All is calm, Lights too bright.
Round rolled Fatty, 'Boyz' ask you to share,
Take 2 puffs, blaze it in underwear.
Dream of your dead father's wife.
Dream of your dead father's wife.


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[Bama]

Wow Dewey, that was funny AND offensive.

Cue Ani in 5...4...3


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[Dewey]

Thank you, I think.

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[flipper21]

I'm dreaming of a white people are so afraid, of black people...

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Faster than lightning...

[Spank Daddy]

How about "I'm dreaming of a all-white Christmas"

Woo Hoo, my first post ( but a long time lurker and fan of R&F here ), and I'm still waiting for my Big Ass Card, so since it's "pending", can I get a half a who-ah ??

[LatinSpiceXoX]

'hOo-'

the rest comes later


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[TheMojoPin]

What the 'eff?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Hawiian shirt craig]

ghetto bells ghetto bells
ghetto all the way
oh waht fun it is to watch,
whitey run away! HEY!



-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[DarkHippie]

Hark, the Herald pimps all sing, "Bitch, you give me everything!"

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[bigbaldirish]

oh kwaanza bush
oh kwaanza bush
how lovely are thy pubes...

nevermind wrong bush

[FelixDasGato]

Grandma got car-jacked by some homies driving home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as the ghetto But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There OE glass in her forehead, And incriminatin' gang signs on her back.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Up on the roof top, click click click.

Down through the chinmney to jack yo' shit!

Oh and of course:
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[The Chairman]

IMHO - It's only cool to crack on your own nationality (or ethnicity).

Therefore:

On the Twelve Days of Christmas my True Love Gave to Me

(Italian Version):

12 Mortaldellas
11 Goodfellas
10 Pinkie Rings....
9 Big haired Guidettes
dancing with my friend Mario
8 Bottles of Aqua di Gio
7 Plates of Macaroni with Gravy
6 IROC Z-28's in navy
5 Golden Chains....
4 Wife beater tee's
3 TV's (that fell off a truck)
2 cousins named Maria that you better not fuck

and a Guinea (Hen) in a pear tree.


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I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[fnc420]

"white people are so scared of black people..."

[Michael Fury]

All I Want For Kwanzaa Is A Gold Front Tooth


C-ya. My last post.




Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip.

[Sheeplovr]

As a proud black man this offends me

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[TheMojoPin]

"Take a doody-pie..."

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Hawiian shirt craig]

just hear those hand cuffs jingleing, ring ting jingle toooo
come on its lovely weather for a squad car ride together with you
outside the pimps are pimping and the hos are calling "YO, WANNA DATE TONIGHT??"


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[The Chairman]

Now if I was really racist I would say:

12 FUBU sweatshirts
11 Hats with the brim really straight like they were ironed flat
10 Gift certificates to Red Lobster
9 Dutch Masters Blunts
8 Chain License Plate Holders
7 Escalades bought with drug money
6 Fried Porgy Platters
5 Thug Passions
4 kids by
3 mothers
2 probation officers and a

Fried Chicken in a Pear Tree.

But I'm not. So I won't say it.



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I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[TheMojoPin]

There's nothing a thug loves more than Christmas. Why would he celebrate Kwanzaa? There's nothing for him to steal. This thread makes no sense whatsoever.

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[jestah]

Has Trent Lott apologized for this thread yet?



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[Bill From Yorktown]

this is a great idea - take a 6 minute song and have to annie de franco between each line - instant 20 minute bit

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