Drivers wanted

[Dewey]

Volkswagen's slogan for its ad campaign is 'Drivers Wanted.' I was thinking this could be extended to other products, such as:

Socks: feet wanted
Charmin: Asses wanted
Viagra: Softies wanted

CYA!

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This message was edited by Dewey on 12-7-02 @ 12:49 PM

[bigbaldirish]

bra's: teets wanted

[jaxoncoherent]

McDonalds: Fat kids wanted
Budweiser: White trash wanted
Smirnoff Ice: Fairies wanted

"Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski! My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job sir! The bums will always lose Mr. Lebowski, The bums will always lose!

[Death Metal Moe]

Don and Mike: Retards wanted

Christianity: Sheep wanted

Death Metal Moe: Bacon Wanted!!!

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[jocefus]

Priests: Boys Wanted



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I BLOW FARTS KISS MY ASS

[Crippler]

Tom Leykis: listeners wanted! No, seriously.....hello?!?...where the hell is everyone?...my lead-in is a replay & still getting more listeners in market #1!

...silent, but violent.

[JerseyRich]

Rf.net band : Singer wanted

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Bob Impact]

Tom Lykis: Homosexuals Wanted.

Microsoft: Servitude Wanted.

Martha Stewart: Crippling OCD Wanted.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

rf.net band: talent wanted

hawiian shirt craig: freinds
wanted... oops.......


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

OJ Simpson: The Real Killers Wanted

Jennifer Lopez: Tallent Wanted

Hulk Hogan: Hair Wanted

Todd EVF: Hebbie Wanted

My Computer: Speed Wanted

This Post: Comedy Wanted

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