Cactus Jack cut the best promos ever in ECW ''I say, 'Mikey look at the leaves changing color. The beauty of the fall foilage.' But you were too cool to care, weren't you Mikey? I'd say, 'Mikey, this is a cassette that means alot to me. If you listen to the words, you'll find that they might change your life.' And Mikey took that tape out, and said, 'Who is Leonard Cohen?' Then stuck in satanic ritual music of Ozzy Osbourne and expected me, as a parent of two children to stand there and take it! <P> ''I know you don't have money Mikey. So I dished it out. I paid the tolls, I paid the gas. I even gave you food for meals. And what did you come across with? Nothing nutrious. Nothing that would make you into a world champion... <P> ''I can count each every time Mikey...Doritos. If you want to ruin your body, well that's damn well up to you. But the fact remains, when you don't need Cactus Jack. And you weren't able to get a ride on your own, those Doritos stayed there, and they haunted me, and they called me, until I couldn't take it anymore. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER?!!'' <P> <P>
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Putting the funny in ''unfunny''
This message was edited by Peachy on 12-20-02 @ 4:56 PM