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Captain Rooster

12-11-2002, 12:48 PM

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I want to know what he is thinking in this picture.

My predictions:
How am I getting home?
Where is my other Heineken?
How fast can I drink this Heineken?
Can I get some Vodka for this Heineken?
Wait, is this beer fifteen or sixteen?
Boobs!
I like Santa.
WWE...WWE...WWE.

I still giggle when I think of him taking a nosedive off of the stage at BANOF I.

Tazz, you rock, my friend.

Go get your drink on!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 12-11-02 @ 5:01 PM

DreamWeaver

12-11-2002, 12:54 PM

Without even seeing the pic I bet it's this one....
How fast can I drink this Heineken?

I love you my favorite alcoholic

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JustJon

12-11-2002, 01:12 PM

How am I getting home? Wait, is this beer fifteen or sixteen?
Maybe, after his passionate kiss with Alkey, it really was "How can I get him home? Wait, is he fifteen or sixteen?"

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Hawiian shirt craig

12-11-2002, 01:18 PM

How am I getting home?

HA! i was supposed to drive him...

and hes really thinking:
why did i just buy my designated driver a drink?

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EffMeBoobs

12-11-2002, 05:43 PM

He's thinking to himself, "Why did I win the small shot glass?"

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Aggie

12-11-2002, 05:54 PM

Tazz is the Greatest Drunk Ever!

Yes, yes he is :)

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gone

12-11-2002, 06:41 PM

my vote is for "boobs".. he said the funniest thing to me at the party...

"tazz, what are you staring at?"
"your..... Boobs"
"good job of trying to cover that up.. most guys would have said hair or eyes.. but boobs works too"

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Tenbatsuzen

12-11-2002, 07:02 PM

If you listen closely, you can hear his liver screaming in agony.

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F1Gm3nT

12-11-2002, 08:13 PM

Tazz is most def one of the funiest drunks I have ever encounterd and cool to chill with

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PanterA

12-11-2002, 08:41 PM

<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/TazzTrance.jpg">
I think a man just kissed me.

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dassal3399

12-11-2002, 11:04 PM

drunk enough to kiss a guy

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Hawiian shirt craig

12-12-2002, 06:26 AM

actually given tazz's sexual
orientation, i think he was
drunk enough to kiss a girl!
nah i'm just kidding. hes
str8. hes really wondering
if he turned the iorn off....

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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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12-12-2002, 12:09 PM

Honeslty I dont want to start anything but was I the only one lucky enough to recive a lick on the face from a drunk Tazz?

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Jennitalia

12-12-2002, 12:10 PM

i thought you got one already once before, ag....

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