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Kewlkat

12-12-2002, 04:12 AM

With so many ppl asking him for help and advice, I was wondering, what about his problems?? Doesn't anyone listen to him and his problems??

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ShelleBink

12-12-2002, 04:24 AM

i actually think about this a lot myself, especially since i ask so much of him.

then i think how many people actually thank him for his advice, and i've been guilty of skipping some "thank you"s

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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sexy bastard

12-12-2002, 04:31 AM

hes a very wonderful person, me and him talk once in a blue moon. i know he is there for me and hope he knows i am there for him if he needs to talk

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Kewlkat

12-12-2002, 06:07 AM

and i've been guilty of skipping some "thank you"s

I guess this post shall serve to thank him as well as an appreciation thread. :)

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jestah

12-12-2002, 06:09 AM

I try to remember to thank his majesty whenever he's helped me.

I don't think that there is a whole lot of people who he hasn't helped in some way shape or form..is there?

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Jennitalia

12-12-2002, 06:10 AM

Horde King is a very caring and intelligent man. He's always been of great help to me, and it's much appreciated. I'm sorry I didn't get to finally meet him at the party.

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Deathstroke

12-12-2002, 06:29 AM

i hear his back hurts the shit outta him....can someone crate sumthin for him to ease the pain...or at least get him some good hash=)

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furie

12-12-2002, 06:35 AM

isn't that what the Horde Queen is for?

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Kewlkat

12-12-2002, 10:19 AM

Horde Queen

Is that her name?? I was always wondering what to call her. I was just thinking Mrs. King. k so I stink!!!

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Patches

12-12-2002, 10:36 AM

A Horde King Appreciation Thread is cool and all, but I'm waiting for the hordekingisagaycreep appreciation thread. :-)

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HordeKing1

12-12-2002, 05:05 PM

Well, since you asked :) - My big problem is physical in nature, primarily due to my back.

Fortunately, I see a shrink once a week and talk to her about the difficulties and limitations of being disabled.

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Katylina

12-12-2002, 05:19 PM

I would definately get down on my knees to honor Horde King. That was a royalty joke. I swear!

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TheGameHHH

12-12-2002, 05:29 PM

He usually just asks me for help.

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jamesdiggy

12-12-2002, 05:37 PM

I thought he just went to church when he had a problem.

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hyperspace

12-13-2002, 07:53 AM

HK i guess you must have read dr sarno's book about back problems??

HordeKing1

12-13-2002, 11:07 AM

HYPERSPACE - Funny story about Dr. Sarno. After my first surgery, while my latest problem was scar tissue wrapping around the S1 nerve root, I read Sarno's book and called his office.

To my surprise he answered the phone himself! I started telling him about my conditions. After speaking for about 30 seconds, he interupted me and asked, "Did you read my book." I replied that I had. He said "Then you know that I can only help people without serious pathology like yours."

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HordeKing1

12-13-2002, 11:13 AM

JAMESDIGGY - I only go to Church when I want a good laugh. Then I think about what's going on in the world b/c of religion and it's not so funny anymore.

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ADF

12-15-2002, 08:52 AM

Well, since you asked - My big problem is physical in nature, primarily due to my back.

Well, maybe your back would feel better if you stopped using alcohol to solve all of your emotional problems and got that monkey off your back. I saw those furtive glances at the Captain Morgan's when we were at TooCute's party. You parted your lips slightly and slowely caressed your lower lip with your tongue in anticipation of that first gulp.. Your eyes welled up with tears, you longed to guzzled down vast quantities of that luscious liquor.

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HordeKing1

12-15-2002, 10:21 AM

I saw those furtive glances at the Captain Morgan's when we were at TooCute's party. You parted your lips slightly and slowely caressed your lower lip with your tongue in anticipation of that first gulp

Those furtive glances were all for you.

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ADF

12-15-2002, 01:16 PM

You weren't supposed to tell!

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Death Metal Moe

12-15-2002, 01:16 PM

The only problem Horde King has is keepiing the chicks at bay!

HORDE KING IN DA HOUSE!!!!!

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Patches

12-15-2002, 03:12 PM

HELL YEA!

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Justice4all

12-15-2002, 09:54 PM

Horde King reminds me in some ways of Stephen Hawking. Limited in his physical abilities, but he makes up for it in spades with his intellect and wisdom (which are not always the same). I am glad to have met him and my king...if you ever need someone to listen to YOU (aside from your therapist) feel free to Email me.

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JustJon

12-16-2002, 12:37 PM

was just thinking Mrs. King.
nah, Mrs. King hangs with Scarecrow.

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JerseyRich

12-16-2002, 02:27 PM

Horde King reminds me in some ways of Stephen Hawking

With a little less drool.

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