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spoon
12-13-2002, 02:01 AM
Unfortunately we all heard Billy's welch and apology on the air last night. Being that I was there on Wednesday to see Wonderboy's skill outshine Billy, I was truly upset by his latest excuse. So any ideas on a way to get Billy to reconcile with WonderBoy?

I think Wonderboy needs to enlist the aid of Terror and split the winnings, if in fact it ends up being cash.

Or at least let WB pelt him with a full cartridge of paintballs.

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Hosp
12-13-2002, 06:48 AM
I say paintballs to the crotch without his BB King book. Since he doesn't have any manhood it really won't matter.

Or he gets to watch Spoon eat shrimp.

the horror.........

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Michael Fury
12-13-2002, 06:53 AM
I say he spins the "Wheel of Torture". Full cartridge of paint balls. Or, attach a vacuum suction to his sac. Or, hot sauce and a force-feeding tube. You get the picture.





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LiquidCourage
12-13-2002, 06:57 AM
Billy should be banned from the air until he gets the Prince Albert.

Red Rocket
12-13-2002, 07:43 AM
Billy should just be fired. <P>
He stinks and I don't like him. <P>

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my_mr_happy
12-13-2002, 08:10 AM
Man.. he stinks. Just needs to give up. Now all the listeners want restetution!!!!

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Spank Daddy
12-13-2002, 08:46 AM
I say paintballs to the crotch without his BB King book
I'm pissed off that he used a BB King book, and his quote of "Thank God for BB King" for protecting his minuscule junk from paintballs. Maybe he should read the book and learn how to adapt and overcome just like BB did to become a success, and not to be the big orange ball of failure that he is now.

FatTony
12-13-2002, 09:08 AM
For a while I was feeling sorry for Billy because of the fact that everyone tears into him on a daily basis. But after when he pulled for the umpteenth time. I think he should just kill himself and get it over with. I never have wished that upon anyone, but in this case I believe it is warrented.

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rollhard
12-13-2002, 11:06 AM
billy is a LIAR!
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he cant even by a man about not being one. he couldnt even say, i dont want to do the prince albert. he had to come up with some stupid ass excuse.

i say make him go to the mall. have his shirt off, and make him ask atleast 30 people. "um excuse me, can you tell me where the bathroom is? my stomache hurts and i need to go."

lol, he'll probably get arrested in about 5 minutes

RPIMAN

spoon
12-16-2002, 01:28 AM
Or he gets to watch Spoon eat shrimp.

Talk about a win/win situation! Can we have him wait on me too?

Another idea: Have him watch an in studio mystery date with Inky with the dude from Big Ass Night of Frights? If he gets in the way AT ALL, fired or fired upon via the paitball gun manned by Wonderboy in the tower?

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This message was edited by spoon on 12-16-02 @ 6:47 AM

samnyc
12-16-2002, 01:23 PM
I'd like to see Billy and Superstar trade
jobs for a week. That way Billy dumps
the trash (HA!!) and Superstar screens
calls and gets on air!! Supes has a better
radio personality than most of the RnF
regulars; Billy's failure is a good
opportunity for him to get more airtime.
Plus, it'd be funny to see Billy fail at
dumping the garbage!

BrianTheBailBondsman
12-16-2002, 01:35 PM
I think Wonderboy needs to enlist the aid of Terror and split the winnings, if in fact it ends up being cash.

Eehhhmm. Somebody better be kicking up to me, Terror is my Collector.

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furie
12-16-2002, 02:08 PM
I say he spins the "Wheel of Torture".


i fucking love that idea!

BTW, early congrats on a thousand

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LatinJoker
12-16-2002, 02:36 PM
I think Billy should let Wonderboy "diddle" his daughter,since billy doesn't seem to think thats such a big deal.Ohh sorry,sorry,did i go to far?

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spoon
12-17-2002, 03:35 AM
LJ, that my friend is it! Just a friendly little "diddle" with pictures to be used for screen savers. Harmless.

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irishkb
12-17-2002, 04:03 AM
just imagine how embarassed his daughter must be... with those god damn apologies he is always doing.. she has suffered enough lets leave her out but.....i say an on air date with the soon to be X-Mrs. Staples.....

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