Whats the Gayest thing you have done for your chick?

[BadBoyBrett]

I just got back from some play and i am pissed at myself i was just wondering what else people have had to do to keep their chick happy god damn that vagina!

Capo Walsh

[Dewey]

Shopping, holding her purse, and...hang on a minute, I have to change my tampon.

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[DarkHippie]

I once bought a bouquet of tulips, and spelt out "I love you" on our bed with the petals.

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[ShelleBink]

I once bought a bouquet of tulips, and spelt out "I love you" on our bed with the petals.

and then when she came home and saw u in her house, she screamed in horror coz she didn't know who the hell u were

=oP

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[bisqit999]

I stood in line in the freezing cold for 2 hours once for one of those stupid Furby's a few years back. She wanted one for Valentines day or something

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"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

[The Chairman]

I had to dress up as a Vulcan and wear fake ears because she was experiencing her 7 year Pon' Far ovulation cycle.

The good news is that we don't need to use birth control for another 7 years.

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I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[hyperspace]

blew her.

[TheMojoPin]

Bought her a copy of the latest "Soap Opera Digest" with my monthly comic run. I was so ashamed.

Over both purchases. Damn.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Gmann]

I was dragged to see "BRIDGET JONES' DIARY". MY GOD...WHAT A FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT.Only thing that was slightly amusing was looking around seeing other guys in the theater with their girlfriends with the same look of disgust that I had.

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

jeez, i dunno if they're gay
but i have a nack for
producing roses and diamonds
at the exact right second. i'
mgood like that.

i guess the #1 gayest thing
would be making a mixxed CD
for her, with all our fav
songs about that were like
written about us. took me
until too late to realize
"follow me" was abotu
cheating.... fuck. and i WISH
i was joking. ahhh single
life..............


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[HordeKing1]

There's nothing "gay" about doing something to make the person you love feel special.

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[Donnielimes]

I let her stick her fingers up my ass while she was Blowin me. But since there were no other men involved it aint gay. 'that's my story and I'm stickin' to it' <P>

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

[FUNKMAN]

when my wife and I were dating I dressed up as the "bearded lady" for Halloween. I actually had a beard and wore the dress, wig, and a bunch of makeup...



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[LatinJoker]

I've done so many gay things for ex-girlfriends,that my ass hurts.Hold purses while she shops,taking them to "les miserables",letting them dress me in sandles with no socks.God that was the worst.

I'm Ron and Fez's lovechild.You so stuuupid!!!

[Coco]

taking them to "les miserables"


Thanks, I thought I was the only one who thought this was the worst play of all time. (I wanted to leave the theatre after about 45 min.)

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[JustJon]

The good news is that we don't need to use birth control for another 7 years.
The bad news is that he isn't getting laid for another 7 years.

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[Evilpete]

her brother.

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[The Chairman]

There's nothing "gay" about doing something to make the person you love feel special.

Is it gay to respond to posts this gayly?

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[The Chairman]

The bad news is that he isn't getting laid for another 7 years.

LOL - Shit as I wrote that I was hoping no one would catch on on that one. I guess it's back to an elf. They're always horny.

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thanks ADF for the SigPic!!
I'll take that Chesterfield now...

[travis151]

I went to a Nsync concert with her when we were 21 years old. my friends still bust my balls on that one.

[spoon]

I went to a Nsync concert with her when we were 21 years old. my friends still bust my balls on that one.
You sir have my vote as the "Faggot of the Opera" !!

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Nothing...i have nothing!

[Reephdweller]

I let her stick her fingers up my ass while she was Blowin me. But since there were no other men involved it aint gay. 'that's my story and I'm stickin' to it'


Yeah, but it got gay when you then let her put her fingers in your mouth. Actually...that's just SICK, what's wrong with you man????

:-)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

guess it's back to an elf. They're always horny.


Agreed, did you see the looks Legolas was giving Aragorn? Too bad Strider's all about the pussy.



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