Funniest Moment On An Old TV Show

[The Blowhard]

"Mr Ed" playing for the LA Dodgers hitting a ball, running the bases and sliding into home. That never gets old.

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[Gvac]

Heckler,

That episode is a true
classic. Seeing Roy
Campanella scale the backstop
in total fear is so hilarious,
it should go down as one of
the top 10 moments in TV history.

The ad-libbed hysterics on the
Honeymooners' "Chef of the
Future" episode, when the set
begins crumbling around them
is also right up there.

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[The Blowhard]

Another great one: When Herman Munster hit a baseball a mile and hit Leo Durocher in the head! LOL

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[afrocops]

Not necessarily as old as Mr. Ed or Herman Munster, but old enough:

Sammy Davis Jr. kissing Archie Bunker.

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[Gvac]

Holy S, Heckler, I'd forgotten about Herman playing ball! You've got me gigglin' just thinking about it. Remember an Addams Family episode when Gomez gets amnesia from a bump on the head? The rest of the episode is everyone trying to cure him by bashing his skull in. True high comedy.
Now does this mean someone has to start a Munsters vs. Addams Family thread?

love this show, love this board

[The Blowhard]

What about when Herman had a hit record? "My leg bones connected to my foot bone"...
LOL
Or when Eddie grew a beard! LOL

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[jafter]

2 from I love lucy.

Vitavegivegaman commercial
Lucy and Ethel on the conveyor belt

richie getting drunk at the bachelor party.
drinking 72 teenie weenie glasses of beer..

[The Blowhard]

Ralph Kramden dancing the Mambo, and the "Hucklebuck".
Ralph on skates. Ralph swinging the golf club. Ralph on the game show. Ralph getting stuck in the steampipe. There are so many!

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[sandman]

The Odd couple when they went on password. and the other odd couple when they went on vaction and Felix sang the messy jessie song

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[Maureen]

Leave it to Beaver:

Ward showing Wally and his friends some basketball shots, reliving his varsity glory days.

[Maureen]

Just thought of another one...

Mary Tyler Moore Show:

Ted Baxter on the stand at Mary's contempt trial for not revealing her source.

[Kelly Deforest]

BENNY HILL- The wheelchair race

HONEYMOONERS- The $99,000 answer

ODD COUPLE- Pits in my juice

"Baron Mikel Scikluna Rules"

[The Blowhard]

Leave it To Beaver: Wally gives Beaver a haircut.
Odd Couple: Oscar does Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell.
What's Happening: Anytime Rerun danced!
Taxi: Alex dancing in a gay bar.


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[Kelly Deforest]

MASH- any episode with Col. Flagg

"Baron Mikel Scikluna Rules"

[The Blowhard]

Courtship of Eddie's Father: anytime Mrs. Livingston said "Mr. Eddie's Father"!

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[Honey]

I liked the Taxi episode where a rat is terrorizing the cab stand, and at the end of the show Louie has it finally captured and contained in a glass jar. In the end it turns out to be not a giant rat but a cute little mouse instead. Louie has it on his desk and through the cage (Louie's) you can see him taunting the mouse and telling it all of the horrible ways in which it will meet its death. After a few minutes of Louie running through the different morbid scenarios he carries the mouse in the jar through the stand and walks off the set. Off camera you hear nothing for a moment, then you hear Louie singing the words to the song "Born Free."

I also liked the Odd Couple episode in which Oscar wins a greyhound in a poker game. He wants the dog to race, while Felix wants to play Mommy to the dog. He thinks the greyhound is too skinny, so he tries to fatten it up. There's a scene where Oscar is giving the dog a pep talk before a race, and he's yelling and screaming and growling. Then Felix comes in with "now don't be afraid of the other doggies...."

[The Blowhard]

Uncle Fester on the "Addams Family" putting the light bulb in his mouth.

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[oldschoolbarb]

There was an old I Love Lucy where Ricky was singing and Fred, Ethel and Lucy kept walking behind him carrying huge plants. And maybe a ladder. Funny! (I guess you had to be there)

I want to carry Fez around in my pocket.

[oldschoolbarb]

I forgot...the Little Rascals (all of the episodes) but especially when they made the cake and it kept going "weemp womp"

I want to carry Fez around in my pocket.

[Gvac]

The funniest Taxi ever: When Louie has a premonition that Death is going to come for Alex. There's a knock on the door, and when Alex answers it, Louie freaks. It's a girl scout selling cookies, but he scares the shit out of her with his screaming and she throws the cookies and hauls ass!









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[The Blowhard]

Ralph Kramden: "I brive a dus"

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

[The Blowhard]

I really loved that little old bald guy on "Benny Hill".

"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."

[The Blowhard]

"Barney Miller": the hash brownies.

"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."

[The Blowhard]

Anytime "Aunt Esther" was on "Sanford and Son".

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

On the Odd Couple: When Oscar goes to the cabin to get rid of his writer's block. Felix goes on nature walks and keeps getting attacked by squirrels.

Not an old show, but there's an early episode of Frasier in which Niles gets lost in the park and Frasier has to keep beeping his horn until Niles finds the car.

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[radio junkie]

In a Bewitched episode Uncle Arthur told Darren, (the original one), that he could cast a spell on Andora by putting on a birthday hat, blowing in a kazoo and saying "yaga zoozie, yaga zoozie, yaga zoozie zim" and doing this goofy dance step. I guess you had to see it, but Paul Lynde as Uncle Arthur was great on that show.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[Silly Puddy]

First thing ya gotta do is address the ball.

(Norton winds up, gets ready to swing.....)

Hullllloooo, Ball!




I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[Big Jim]

when the speech therapist teaches Lucy, Ethel, and Fred how to speak proper grammer, and he starts singing his gay Tippie Tippie Toe thru my Garden song and Fred has to say Zippadippidy Doo...CLASSIC

Another one from I Love Lucy...
When Lucy and Ricky Dance the tango in Connecticut but she has eggs in her shirt....FUNNY SHIT!

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[radio junkie]

On the Beverly Hillbillies, after Jethro read in a comic book only women lived on the moon, he bought a rocket, strapped himself on top of it and tried to launch himself in space saying "BRING ON THE MOON MAIDS". I guess you had to see it.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[fatty]

on married with children when all the wives want to go to the strip clubs to see what's there and the guys bring them to a cup night and then some huge breasted girl comes in. funny stuff

it's true,
it's damn true!

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[Leadbottom]

Felix dancing Calypso on the Odd Couple

[The Blowhard]

Grandpa Munster taking the bat potion and flying around, and then having the potion wear off..in a girls college dorm! "I'm a bat, I'm a bat"!

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

[A.J.]

The Honeymooners episode where Ralph goes off on his mother-in-law: "YOU! Are a blabbermouth! A BLABBERMOUTH! GET OUT!"

[Ryan the Great]

Vitavegivegaman commercial

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and its the funniest episode of any tv show ever.
it winds up being "vitavetameatymac"
"are you unpoopular, do you pop out at parties"
hahaha. oh that lucy and her wacky hijinks.

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[RF Godfather]

Lucy as the Vitavitavegiman (sp?) girl... "...do you feel rundown.. listless..." Never gets old! Didn't know Ryan and I were on the same wavelength. SNAP, beat me to it.

I LOVE LUCY ROCKS!

Oh yeah anything with the Three Stooges is always good.

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[EasyReader]

Best Taxi moment ever:

"WHAAAAAAT DOOOES A YELLLLLLOOOOOOOOW LIIIIIIIIIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEAN?"

"Slow down!"


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Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross

[The Blowhard]

On Seinfeld, the Pez dispenser on the seat at the Opera.

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

[The Blowhard]

I was channel surfing and I saw The Cosby Show. Cos was picking up that retarded fat white kid and spinning him around. Hilarious.
Cosby abusing a retard.

[A.J.]

The Carol Burnett Show: Tim Conway as the SS guy interrogating Lyle Waggoner using the Hitler puppet and singing "I've Been Working On The Railroad".

And anytime Tim Conway and Harvey Korman did a sketch together you could count on Conway making Korman crack up.

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[fluffernutter]

I am gonna have to jog my brain on this one Heckler and I must say sir, you have some of the BEST topics.

For starters, my favorite show being Leave it To beaver and The Munsters there are so many funny parts. Those shows are endless to me. When Herman Munster had the "accident" and becasme the REAL Fred Gwynne on screen that was too much as was the time when Grandpa made the dragster and raced it. I believe the name of the car was Drag-ula. Classic!!

Any time that Eddie would get caught in a lie or being an asshole on LITB was always funny. Wally was also good for some one liners here and there and how he would always mention to Ward about being hit, hollared at, smacked around or yelled at was always great. You would think Ward and June had child abuse charges against them. One of my favorites was when Eddie begged Wally to stay over and then he and Wally got in a fight and went out and wandered about town. CLASSIC stuff too!

I'm also gonna throw in The Bob Newhart Show here becasue that was damn funny almost ALL the time. So many hidden jokes.



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[East Side Dave]

I liked it when, on "My Three Sons", Skip went after his father with a crouquet mallet. Silly I tell's ya.

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[Hottub]

Has to be the Odd Cuuple when Gloria is having a baby.

"... DR. Jim, Dr. Bob, Dr. Timmy..."




If I have to say it one more time, Im going to turn this car around.

[Spoil-Sport]

What about when Herman had a hit record? "My leg bones connected to my foot bone"...

...and then Grandpa shoots a muffin from a cannon into Herman's mouth that makes him sing like a chipmunk!

I liked on Happy Days when Arnold jumped on stage with Laverne & Shirley and sang "By The Light Of The Silvery Moon"

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[pennington]

Get Smart - when Max breaks up a plot by some American Indians to attack DC by shooting a 30 foot arrow. After seeing the arrow, Smart says "That's the second biggest arrow I've ever seen".

Beverly Hillibillies - When Jethro tries to enlist in the army but the brass thinks his stupidity is actually genius.

[Jennitalia]

I was channel surfing and I saw The Cosby Show. Cos was picking up that retarded fat white kid and spinning him around. Hilarious.
Cosby abusing a retard



i saw that one....Cosby was giving Rudy and her friends "rides" by having them sit (more like stradle) his leg, and then he bounced them up and down....quite disturbing

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[high fly]

There was a great moment in a Dick Van Dyke Show where the local theatre group was rehearsing the play about Cleopatra in the Petrie's living room. Funny discussion about which woman would have to play Cleopatra opposite Hang Lip Harry set it up.
They get to the love scene and Hang Lip Harry is all over the dame playing Cleopatra, when Harry's wife walks in.
All are abashed as Harry's battleaxe wife "asks" Harry outside for a little talk, and when out in the front yard she unloads tons of abuse at the top of her lungs, which is clearly heard inside. After about a minute of this, Harry pokes his head in the door and sheepishly announces: "Sorry, I gotta go, one of the kids is sick".

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[golfcourseguy]

The "Fantasy Island" episode of SCTV. Adventures included a Hope and Crosby "On the Road" and "Casablanca"segments.




"Editing Posts Since Day One"

[mikeyboy]

I was channel surfing and I saw The Cosby Show. Cos was picking up that retarded fat white kid and spinning him around. Hilarious.
Cosby abusing a retard.



Anybody remember when that kid called in to O&A?

Anyway, the funniest old TV episode is the Mary Tyler Moore show one when Chuckles the Clown gets killed by an elephant, and Mary can't stop cracking up during the funeral.

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[The Blowhard]

Rest in peace Art Carney, one of the funniest and most talented performers ever.

"My string of Poloponies"

[Steels]

The funniest moment I have seen on an old television show was from the Honeymooners "Huckle-Buck" episode where Ralph skips around the kitchen yelling "Look at me, I'm thirteen!".

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[Steels]

Two from "Taxi":

1.) Reverend Jim at the DMV

2.) Alex dancing at the gay bar.

Three from Seinfeld:

1.) George's speech in the diner after he saved the beached whale.

2.) George's Mom tells the story of how she caught him masturbating.

3.) After receiving news that George is dead his father screams at Steinbrenner "WHY DID YOU TRADE JAY BEUNER!"





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"My string of Poloponies"


destroyed me today! With the Honeymooners Marathon......laffed & cried simultaneously...so emotional

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[sr71blackbird]

Felix Unger in the dumbwaiter on The Odd Couple.

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[FUNKMAN]

somebody is suggesting to Stymie to eat the artichoke and Stymie replies:

' it might've choked Artie but it sure ain't gonna choke Stymie'...



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[Heather 8]

Dick Van Dyke Show: Rob is convinced that he & Laura took the wrong baby home from the hospital, so he calls the other couple involved in the "mix-up" and invites them over to correct the situation. When they ring the doorbell, he answers, and is shocked to see that the other couple is black.

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[FUNKMAN]

Fred Sanford is arguing with Aunt Esther and tells her:

'you're so ugly that they use your face as a mold for gorilla cookies'

and she said:

"watch it Sucker"

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[Spoil-Sport]

From "Sledge Hammer":

Brit: "Cheerio"

Sledge (posing as a Brit): "Rice Krispy"

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[Furtherman]

It has been mentioned a couple time in this thread but my all time favorite is Revend Jim getting his drivers license on TAXI.

Two others:

On Cheers, when the fire marshall came to check out the place and everyone thought he was from Gary's Old Town Tavern, so the proceeded to torture him and all he kept saying was "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" louder and louder.

The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson: he had on an old lady who collected potato chips that looked like people and things. During her presentation, he took out a regular potato chip and ate it, almost giving her a heart attack. I remember laughing for hours after that.



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[murfee]

taxi when louie's boss' wife wanted him to bang her and he jumped on her bed

joe poo ruulz and bring ron
and fez back to nyc damm it

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

1.) George's speech in the diner after he saved the beached whale.


That was funny. George goes "The sea was furious my friend, like an old man trying to return soup to a deli."



I have two from All in The Family


1) Archie was stuck in the basement and thinks that he is hearing the voice of god and when he finally sees the face to the voice ,its a black man and he gets on his knees

2) Archie tries to baptize Mike and Gloria's son and tell the priest who is Asian that he wants the baptism to be traditional, "you know ,no dragons".


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[sr71blackbird]

taxi when louie's boss' wife wanted him to bang her and he jumped on her bed


I remember that! He seemed like he was launched by a cannon into the bed from the other room!

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[FUNKMAN]

when Boris Karloff is trying to get Lou Costello to commit suicide. He's got Lou hypnotized and tells him to get on the window ledge. Lou gets up there and is facing the outside but when Boris tells him to jump he jumps backward into the room. Then Boris asks him 'how he would like to die' and Lou says 'old age'...



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[FUNKMAN]

in the movie Murder By Death:

Peter Sellers playing Inspector Wang: "I am number 1 one detective"

Peter Falk playing Joe Diamond: "you look more like number 2 if you know what i mean"


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[A.J.]

"Steppin' into Eden! Yea, brother." C'mon, sing it with me! "Steppin' into Eden! Yea, brother. No more trouble in my body or my mind. Gonna live like a king on whatever I find. Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind. Yea, brother. Yea."

"Well crack my bones and jump for joy,
I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy!"


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[high fly]

The Gone With the Wind sketch on the Carol Burnett show when she walks id with the dress made from the curtains of Tara, and the curtain rod is still in the garment.

The funeral scene from the Chuckles the Clown episode on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

The High Lama skit from the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson where he's talking about the High Lama ("HI Lama!") getting his staff up (the mountain).

" and they ask me why I drink"

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[Justice4all]

Two from "Taxi":

1.) Reverend Jim at the DMV

2.) Alex dancing at the gay bar.

Three from Seinfeld:

1.) George's speech in the diner after he saved the beached whale.

2.) George's Mom tells the story of how she caught him masturbating.

3.) After receiving news that George is dead his father screams at Steinbrenner "WHY DID YOU TRADE JAY BEUNER!"







Steels you are truely one classy mutha fucka!
Those were maybe some of the funniest moments from those those EVER!

I ALWAYS crack up when Jim keeps asking at the DMV
"What do you do when you see a yellow light"
Bobby:"Slow Down"
Jim" W H A T D O Y O U D O W H E N......"
CLASSIC!

How about on I Love Lucy..they had three great guest star moments

When George Reeves made an appearence as Superman

When John Wayne kept comming over to put his feet in the Cement.

Or my favortie... When Harpo Marx did the Mirror routine with Lucy. That one was AWSOME! i always die when I see it.

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What Happening!
When the gang was looking for stolen money from a 1920 bank robbery in the house.

Benson
When the gang was looking buried treasure in the governer's mansion.

The Three Stooges
When the stooges played doggie doctors and they had to get back a stolen dog.

Gillian's Island
When they found the radioactive seeds.



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I Love Lucy when George Reeves a.k.a Superman
when to little Ricky's birthday party.

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[high fly]

I Love Lucy - when the fuckin' show ended.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[curtoid]

All In The Family

"Shoe-booty"

Good Times

James just gave some bully a beating. The bully says, "No one's ever given me a spanking before!" and James says, "That's because we just met!"

Andy Griffith Show

Opie gets confused about "Horatio" the "half-boy."

The Brady Bunch

Carol and Mike are going to a western themed party, and Carol tries on her costume in front of Mike, who says, "Wow! You can ride my range any time!"

Mary Tyler Moore

When she throws her party and the lights go out and Johhny Carson shows up

Late Night With David Letterman

Larry "Big Man" Melman ("I am the big man...")

Chris Elliot as Marlon Brando

"They pelted us with rocks and garbage..."

Crispen Glover

[KOP]