Best SPAM EMAIL Subject Lines.

[JerseyRich]

We all get spam email, most of it is Porn, but some of these subject lines really make me laugh.
One that I got this morning made me laugh out loud...

From:Donna(I don't even know a Donna)
Subject: You bring the beer,we'll bring the snatch.

Post your favorite email Spam Subject line here.


I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

This message was edited by JerseyRich on 12-29-02 @ 12:17 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Nothing beats "BREAK THINGS WITH YOUR COCK" and "TURN YOUR DICK INTO A CLUB".

Jeepers.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

nothing beats the ones that are like
"hey"
or
"my new screen name"

they always get me... but my fav of all time is:

"17/f want to see me get fucked hard by farm animals?"

who thinks of that, then pays for it to make the site stay in business, besides HOSP?

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[Reephdweller]

I hate it when they actually get it right and have the name of someone I know. And the subject would be something like "re: Look at this..." or whatever and I remember sending a subject like that. then you open it and realize they got you. The bastards!!!

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[undressa]

I have nothing so true substance to add but this is my second fav thread only after strangest thing someone said durring sex

[DC Reed]

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[JerseyRich]

Farmyard sex antics...

I opened that one right away!

I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[The Blowhard]

HOT FAMILY FUCKING ACTION!

[Fallon]

I keep getting spam about horses and chicks.

Sickos!

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[ADF]

A while back, I think I got fooled into answering one of those "someone has a crush on you" emails, but I put in a bunch of fake info. I now get emails saying..

"Hugh Jorgan, enjoy!"

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[Contra]

"This schoolgirl wants to suck you dry, look inside!"

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

when ever i get the viagra ones i reply i'll but some if i can try out my hard-on on your girlfriend or sister

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[The Chairman]

My favorite:

Earn Diploma from Prestigious non-accredited Universities.

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[tricia]

there are lonely housewives out there waiting to talk to you

[Zipgun]

Yep, got another one of these today:

SEE a Teen Farm Girl Do it with her horse see it Free!
You think you have seen some pretty crazy p*rn on the
internet?YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SH*T! I saw the most unbelievable
movie clip ever to grace the internet! These guys put up a
clip of a beautiful teen farm girl who actually f*cks her horse!
NO BULLSHIT,SHE ACTUALLY F*CKS A HORSE WITH A 31 INCH C*CK!


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[tricia]

here's one i just got:

[]Happy New Year!!! flattire98 [] ~~Become the man that women desire!~~

Male muscle boosting systemit goes on to tell me how to enlarge my penis with no painful hanging weights, no hard to use and painful pumps, no dangerous surgery.

bonus

[wilee]

no dangerous surgery.But for tricia, it would need to be at least gender-altering.....

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[JustJon]

I got the best one this morning at work from a dating service.

"I just moved here from New York..."

Just moved where, exactly? I'm in New fucking York!

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[fiestygal]

i just got this one...

GET PAID FOR HAVING SEX...

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I am a goofball & swell to boot

[tricia]

ooh, can you forward that one to me, thanks

[Lisa Croft]

Subject: NO MORE PORN MAIL!!!

Inside: WIDE OPEN ASIAN CUNTS XXX!!!

Motherfuckers.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

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[sdjbass]

I don't know of any funny ones that haven't been mentioned, but i have been gettting emails with subject lines in german like "Post von Engeln!!!" and it is for some german porn site, its kind of creepy

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[fluffernutter]

I just checked my other email account which got so overrun with smut I don't use it anymore. Here is some of the tastiness I got: <P>
-Pokemons fukking G!rls<P> -teen latin girls explore cock<P> -How do you breathe with a mouthful of cock?<P> -Z0Ophiles enforce to e-jaculate horses<P> -Get Peter Pan DVD now 7.95<P> -kathy sucked a dog's cock for ten dollars<P> -I can't believe it. A fist fits in there? <P>
...and so on and so forth. Where does this shit come from, I hnever even explored any sites with animals on it. <P>
<P>
<P>

RETIRED

This message was edited by fluffernutter on 12-30-02 @ 10:26 PM

[jamesdiggy]

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[FelixDasGato]

Your invited to the most awesome party ever! At this party you get to screw the hottest sluts around!

Aint no party like a slut screwin' party!

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[JerseyRich]

They're not old enough to drink but they sure can swallow.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[26yeardoldDad]

"hey did you talk to mom" - inside

"WATCH THIS MILF GET FUCKED

or

from: Kirsten Dunst
YOUNG HORNY GIRLS FUCKING!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

TWENTY TWO YEAR OLD VIRGINS!! AND THE McGUIRE ROOKIE CARD...

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[JerseyRich]

See Winona Ryder sucking Massive cocks!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[pixiestix]

-- I like to get f*cked in the ass!!
Come watch for FREE!!
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FOR FAME!!!
DO NOT MISS THIS
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[ShelleBink]

its not spam, its all from me.

i'll just keep my pics to myself now.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[pixiestix]

its not spam, its all from
me.
i'll just keep my pics to myself
now.


Thanks for the email you sent me
this morning:

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[DreamWeaver]

my favortie:

Dogs making seks with sluts



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[AppleBoy]

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[fezident]

"When are you gonna tell her about us?"

That one actually got me one time.



And how can we forget:
"Your account is past due"

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[ToddEVF]

my new favorite is the ones that are intitled
RON AND FEZ

i had it in a couple profiles of mine, and well now its kicking me in the ass. They are using the names of my radio heroes against me to market pornography and home owners insurance. these bastards must be stopped

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[Mxyzptlk]

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[FMJeff]

I love this one:

Jeff, I want to get back together.



Of course, was a porn site...

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[AngelAmy]

i wish id get something like
"Amy, you shall never recieve spam e-mail ever again. No Strings Attached, we just like you that much"

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[AppleBoy]

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