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Kidkat10463
12-29-2002, 08:06 PM
For ages many pondered this question and I'm here to answer this question. Let me just put a few examples of what life would be like without ron and fez.

1. If one day you found out Billy Staples was ur dad.

2. Your mom brings a new boyfriend home and its fat ass satples

3. You go in for surgery and drunk staples is ur docter.

4. u pick up a hooker and it's sheman staples just playing undercover.

one more for the kitty's

5. U lose ur virginati to a girl but later found out billy staples sneaked his dink before urs. LOL LOL

Fallon
12-29-2002, 08:10 PM
What would life be like without ron and fez
Trust me, it sucks!

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IrishAlkey
12-29-2002, 09:08 PM
5 stars

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JerseyRich
12-29-2002, 09:17 PM
2 posts...
Already an MVP.

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IrishAlkey
12-29-2002, 09:18 PM
virginati 4 life

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Bob Impact
12-30-2002, 11:35 AM
1. If one day you found out Billy Staples was ur dad.

2. Your mom brings a new boyfriend home and its fat ass satples

4. u pick up a hooker and it's sheman staples just playing undercover.

Are you saying Billy is my father's boyfriend or a hooker? I don't get it.

5. U lose ur virginati to a girl but later found out billy staples sneaked his dink before urs. LOL LOL
I want everyone to stop and just read that statement again, keep in mind that a human brain produced that sentance. Just think about that. Give to your local Daythar. Thank you.

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SatCam
12-30-2002, 05:20 PM
one more for the kitty's
my kitty doesnt do apes

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silera
12-30-2002, 05:22 PM
crickets


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TheBrain
12-30-2002, 06:23 PM
5. U lose ur virginati to a girl but later found out billy staples sneaked his dink before urs. LOL LOL


Kinda like that one in the car? What would you do, if you were the passed out coke fiend in the back seat and watched Billys ogre hands all over somebody?

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jamesdiggy
12-30-2002, 07:07 PM
For ages many pondered this question
Nostradamus predicted this thread would suck.

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Geppetto
12-30-2002, 07:13 PM
Less Gooder

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Reephdweller
12-30-2002, 08:11 PM
Without Ron and Fez here it would be the day the laughter died. I'd probably have to move to DC.



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FelixDasGato
12-31-2002, 04:20 AM
The dead would rise, the seas would boil. Lambs would feast upon the flesh of the conquored. The skies would darken and rend. The moon would yawn awake, casting down monsters to join in the wickedness. Horrors would wander freely among men. The ground would tear apart like rice paper. The reign of man would end.

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SatCam
01-01-2003, 03:41 PM
cricketsDamn, everytime.

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Death Metal Moe
01-01-2003, 03:45 PM
Yea, we get it. Staples is an easy target.

Staples Owns your whore mother, OK? Staples RULZ.

Try some less obvious comedy.

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silera
01-01-2003, 03:53 PM
Damn, everytime.

I actually meant the thread initially, but, you can have the crickets if you'd like.




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Death Metal Moe
01-01-2003, 03:56 PM
Give the crickets to Andre. He needs to feed his snakes.

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IrishAlkey
01-01-2003, 04:00 PM
Moe just made me laugh.

2003 is gonna be a bad year...

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Heavy
01-03-2003, 05:13 PM
I mean there are other people on the show besides Staples right?

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Violent Jay
01-03-2003, 09:31 PM
Kid whne was the last time you met staples that you can say shit about him

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NewYorkDragons80
01-04-2003, 04:23 AM
Kid whne was the last time you met staples that you can say shit about him
So we aren't allowed to talk bad about anybody on the show unless we met them/ Gotcha.

Where were you when people ripped on Al Dukes for pages of threads daily?

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NewYorkDragons80
01-04-2003, 04:27 AM
What would life be like without ron and fez

I would imagine it would be something like "Waterworld"

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Violent Jay
01-06-2003, 07:01 AM
So we aren't allowed to talk bad about anybody on the show unless we met them/ Gotcha

no only him because of this post. I believe there has to be abotu 15 of these some where in here

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