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DC Reed
12-30-2002, 07:32 AM
Get scared over the smallest animals in the world, like harmless spiders or mice. But then feel the right to nag the s outta a guy to kill it when he replys, just do it yourself.

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Jennitalia
12-30-2002, 07:33 AM
because they're icky.

and men are supposed to be big and strong and unafraid of mice and spiders and things.



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Thebazile78
12-30-2002, 07:39 AM
Get scared over the smallest animals in the world, like harmless spiders or mice. But then feel the right to nag the s outta a guy to kill it when he replys, just do it yourself.


I am the designated spider-killer in my home and I have been ever since my feet were the biggest. And, as far as mice are concerned, they're my motivation for getting a snake. . .a nice, friendly little boa constrictor would be nice. Take care of ALL your mouse-problems, plus, it's fun to cuddle with, too. (ha ha ha)

My brothers, on the other hand, were always the ones who come running scared to me when there were insects, spiders or mice hanging around.

Does this mean they're women?


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TheMojoPin
12-30-2002, 07:48 AM
There's a weird "crushing" fetish where guys get off on the sight of naked girls crushing small animals and rodents with high heeled shoes. Classy.

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Aggie
12-30-2002, 07:51 AM
well we can't do everything. we have to leave something for you guys to do...like killing bugs and opening jars and things. get used to it.

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blakjeezis
12-30-2002, 08:30 AM
There's a weird "crushing" fetish where guys get off on the sight of naked girls crushing small animals and rodents with high heeled shoes. Classy
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Arienette
12-30-2002, 08:40 AM
There's a weird "crushing" fetish where guys get off on the sight of naked girls crushing small animals and rodents with high heeled shoes.i'd say that's second in the disturbing contest only to the puking fetish

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Jennitalia
12-30-2002, 08:43 AM
Does this mean they're women?


no, just pussies

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Knowledged_one
12-30-2002, 08:43 AM
I dont know i think necrophillia would also be in the top 3

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TheMojoPin
12-30-2002, 09:33 AM
we have to leave something for you guys to do...like killing bugs and opening jars and things. get used to it. <P>
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12-30-2002, 10:43 AM
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Thebazile78
12-30-2002, 10:57 AM
Does this mean they're women?




no, just pussies

I am vindicated.

Thank you Jenn.


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HordeKing1
12-31-2002, 09:58 AM
DCREED - You're overgeneralizing a statement on gender lines that isn't universally true. Many women are fascinated by bugs and rats and/or are the designated killer. Many men, think they are icky and won't get near them. It's an individual preference not based on gender.

However, women sometimes say that they are "scared" of spiders, etc, b/c they want men to feel that they are protecting them. This encourages bonding. Evolutionary psychologists claim that women developed strategies such as this in order to ensure that the guy stuck around after sex, to help raise the kid. My problem with this explanation is that it doesn't explain the men who are scared of these icky things.



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AngelAmy
12-31-2002, 10:09 AM
im not scared of the lil things, big things are what you should be fucking scared of...the things that can bite your head off.

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jocefus
12-31-2002, 10:12 AM
Why do women...........

because they can

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Thebazile78
01-03-2003, 05:06 AM
There's a weird "crushing" fetish where guys get off on the sight of naked girls crushing small animals and rodents with high heeled shoes.

Wasn't that an episode of King of the Hill ?


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Yerdaddy
01-03-2003, 06:30 AM
if spiders had big dicks and money this thread would never exist

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Coco
01-03-2003, 07:23 AM
I, for one, don't really have a fear of spiders or bugs. Only rational fears of lyme disease, I guess. But absolutely hate hate worms, slugs or leeches.

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hyperspace
01-10-2003, 06:02 AM
crushing fetish there's one i don't get!!!

walking joint
01-10-2003, 06:03 AM
my wife gets so angry with me if i don't kill the bug within a minute of her seeing it. she stands there paralyzed looking at the bug screaming my name, as if she thinks if she moves an inch the bug will jump at her and try to kill her.

DarkHippie
01-10-2003, 06:06 AM
While I'm not scared of bugs. I don't like killing them, and I NEVER kill spiders. I don't know, maybe its the whole "respect for all life" thing.

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FUNKMAN
01-10-2003, 06:06 AM
my wife and daughters scream a bit when the bees get close... daughters run like crazy...

but what most scares them is the "nasty sand fly with the green eyes" They even scare me a bit. They will dig their fangs in you and will not let go, even when you are under water. And they bite through your hair right into your skull...

Have you ever rented a small boat in Barnegat or anywhere down the shore to go crabbing?
They will ride on the outside of the boat until you drop anchor, and then it's a man vs bug battle...

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Thebazile78
01-10-2003, 07:26 AM
"nasty sand fly with the green eyes"

I think you're referring to the HORSEFLY.

Anyone with half a brain, or who has been bitten by one (as I have), is afraid of those buggers. They're really interesting critters, but they BITE really HARD. Ouch!

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FUNKMAN
01-10-2003, 09:39 AM
I think you're referring to the HORSEFLY.


I always thought a Horse Fly was just a very large House Fly?

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HordeKing1
01-10-2003, 10:15 PM
The "Horse Fly" is a nickname given to exceptionally endowed flies.

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