Entertain me please

[fatty]

tell me a joke, a secret, a funny story. just think of something to make me smile.

alright maybe not smile, but at least give me some sort of emotion. even piss me off, i don't care. i just feel like being entertained. so do it up already.

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<marquee>Money, ho's and clothes, bluntsmoke coming out the nose. Is all that Fatty knows.</marquee>
Aggie's straight up money
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[Jennitalia]

Latin Spice's Ass

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[Bob Impact]

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Ge Ge Ge...

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[silera]

I just want to point at that Jenn rules.

Thank you and carry on.



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<font size=3><font color=red>I can't stand myself either.</font></font></center>
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[IrishAlkey]

Is that a dancing turd?

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[Jennitalia]

Is that a dancing turd?


freshly squeezed from Missy's Butt

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 12-30-02 @ 5:02 PM

[RF Godfather]

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/knockout.gif <P>
Here's lookin at you, fatty! <P>
III <P>

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SAVE RON & FEZ IN NEW YORK! KEEP WRITING!

[reeshy]

... and so she says "Goodnight, Fuck!!!"


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This message was edited by reeshy on 12-30-02 @ 5:19 PM

[TeRRoR]

you know what entertainment is?

getting a 10 guage shotgun, putting a slug in it... and looking down the barrel then pulling the trigger. you get a nice surprise.

go try it!

TeRRoR

Tell me all your problems and the way you're gunna solve them and i'll do my best, to prove you wrong

[JustJon]

one bullet. six chambers. spin the wheel. pull the trigger.

or stare at my dancing gir.

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[TheMojoPin]

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Remember, Bill Cosby did all this by himself with only a roller, and it was GOOD.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Fallon]

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[PanterA]

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[JerseyRich]

I wish the real Jimmy Kimmel would post on our board...and not just the cheesy look-a-like.
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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[fatty]

you're all doing a fantastic job. keep it up. <P>
but could someone tell jersey rich to stop sending me pictures of himself bathing? i'm not entertained and it's not funny anymore. <P>

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<marquee>Money, ho's and clothes, bluntsmoke coming out the nose. Is all that Fatty knows.</marquee>
Aggie's straight up money
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[Arienette]

but could someone tell jersey rich to stop sending me pictures of himself bathing? i'm not entertained and it's not funny anymore. rich... i finally get you to stop sending them to me, and now you start with fatty? tsk tsk, keep your homemade porn to yourself


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the truth is that gossip's as good as gospel in this town
you can save face, but you won't ever save your soul

[Butters]

A Polish scientist (oxymoron) has a frog in his lab and notice that every time he claps the frog jumps. So he cut of 1 of the frogs front legs and claps, the frog jumps but lands badly and he keeps cutting off legs and clapping until the frog has no more legs and the scientist claps and the frog doesn't jump and he says" now I know if you cut off all a frogs legs it goes deaf".

Come on how many times in your life can you say...hehe ^.^

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This message was edited by Butters on 12-31-02 @ 3:02 PM

[sdjbass]

Formerly Random Movie Quote, Now new and improved (and edited and proofread) FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE, IN SPACE!!! (not necesseserily in space)

"Tell you what dipshit, you don't like my policies you can just come on down and smooch my big ol' white butt! Pucker up buttercup!
-Principal Edward E. Rooney
Ferris Bueller's Day Off


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[JerseyRich]

but could someone tell jersey rich to stop sending me pictures of himself bathing? i'm not entertained and it's not funny anymore

But notice that pic is from the Sexiest People edition...
I'm dead sexy!
On the other hand...you are just a stoner...
I win!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[undressa]

ok this is my fav joke
this grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says you know there is a drink named after you, the grasshopper says why woyld you name a drink bob?

[SoccerMom]

A mother is making cookies for her kids and runs out of sprinlkes, so she decides to sprinkle bbs on them instead. So, she feeds them to her kids after school. About an hour later her little daughter comes running into the kitchen('cause that's where we mom's hang out)crying "Mommy, Mommy, I peed bbs!" The mother tells her not to worry and sends her out to play. A few minutes later her other daughter comes running in crying "Mommy, Mommy, I peed bbs!" Again, the mother tells her not to worry and sends her out to play. Finally, her son comes running in yelling "Mommy, Mommy!" and she says "I know. You peed bbs." and he answers, "No, I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"

[AppleBoy]

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. <P>
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. <P>
The blonde replies 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!' <P>
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. <P>
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that, because she only paid for Economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat. <P>
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!' <P>
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. <P>
The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde and I know how to speak blonde.' <P>
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, 'Oh, I'm Sorry,' and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. <P>
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. <P>
'I told her', he said, 'that First Class isn't going to Houston.' <P>

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