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Arienette

12-31-2002, 07:30 AM

this is a thread more for the ladies, but i guess guys can contribute too, with respect to their women... i was wondering what types of birth control methods you all use and if you've had any problems with any of the hormonal varieties...

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12-31-2002, 07:32 AM

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Jennitalia

12-31-2002, 07:39 AM

im on the tri cyclen pill. no effects, really. it helps tone down the cramping, although i still feel icky the day before and the first day i get it. i also noticed that the blood is a lot more darker and clumpier.

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12-31-2002, 07:53 AM

correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't the depo shot rock? 3 months, no worries, no bloody tookie. from what i understand it prevents you from getting ur period all together.

and jenn you get cramps b/c god hates you... apple eater.

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jocefus

12-31-2002, 07:53 AM

i also noticed that the blood is a lot more darker and clumpier.

hot..

a female friend of mine switched over to brith control after a condom broke during sex. she says her period isnt as painful as it used to be

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TooCute

12-31-2002, 08:14 AM

I could have sworn this was
all discussed already but I
can't find the thread. In th
emean time here is a
related thread :
http://www.ronfez.net/mess
ageboard/viewmessages.cf
m?Forum=81&Topic=6373
&RequestTimeout=50

Also now I am on some
weird pill I never heard of,
Ovcon. Ortho Tri-Cyclen
wasn't working for me, and I
guess the doc didn't want to
put me back on high-dose
orth-cyclen which worked
great for me for years.

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Jasmines Song

12-31-2002, 09:42 AM

My boyfriend and I "pull out and pray"...

The DEPO shot is awful. Unless they have changed it around, it makes you gain a lot of weight. That is a huge side effect.

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Aggie

12-31-2002, 09:48 AM

i get awful cramps and the pill didn't help, it actually made my period irregular when it was already regular. i tried a few different kinds and they all sucked. i gained a little weight and i seemed to have more frequent mood swings. but the pill is great for most women i know.

the shot scares me, i think it's unhealthy to stop having your period all together.

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12-31-2002, 10:20 AM

"Pull out and pray" is the way
to go.

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The Chairman

12-31-2002, 11:17 AM

Ortho Tri-Cyclen
wasn't working for me,

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12-31-2002, 11:28 AM

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Katylina

12-31-2002, 11:44 AM

I was going to go on the birth control pill to make my periods less severe, but I refuse to gain weight. I work hard to stay in shape, and I don't want to sacrafice that for a little pill. My doctor prescribed me a drug to take before my ".", and I will see how that works out instead.

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12-31-2002, 12:44 PM

hey kat, maybe we should just punch you in the uterus until u can't have ur "." anymore. u likey that??

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Dan

12-31-2002, 01:15 PM

Try anal...the only side effect is
anal leakage.

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jocefus

12-31-2002, 01:16 PM

would a hanger and a plunger help??

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Thebazile78

12-31-2002, 01:19 PM

i was wondering what types of birth control methods you all use and if you've had any problems with any of the hormonal varieties...

The advantages I saw to Ortho Tri-Cyclen were the diminished acne, cramps and appreciable regularity of the cycle.

The drawbacks for me were that I felt gross & bloated most of the time while I adjusted to the pills (1st 2-3 cycles for me), during the 1st cycle I bled for nearly a month and my already swollen ankles swelled. I was not in shape to begin with, in fact, I had been ill and had lost a lot of weight which made it look like a nearly 30-pound gain for me. I think if you're already in shape you won't have to deal with much weight gain anyway, so Kat you might want to give it a try if your current form doesn't work.

I do not trust the Depo shot. My best friend was taking Depo when she conceived her now 3-year-old daughter. Needless to say, I don't think it works half so well as I would like to believe it does.

Also, a word of caution to women who smoke - hormonal birth control adds to your risk for clotting and heart trouble if you smoke too. When I started my pills (I am no longer on them. . . broke up with the guy I was taking them for) I was also a smoker. I got so scared, I stopped smoking altogether but still felt rotten because the b/f was a smoker and I still worried about clotting.

The risks/benefits are about the same with the pill, Depo and the new Ortho patch, so you may want to ask your doctor (or local Planned Parenthood) for more counselling and advice.

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ShelleBink

12-31-2002, 01:20 PM

i, like a few people, dont feel like gaining weight ((and i dont work out coz im a lazy ass)).

Condoms have always worked for me... less hassle, cheap, and effective.

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Tenbatsuzen

01-01-2003, 12:23 PM

I use a picture of Hosp's face taped to my forehead. Makes me go limp and no woman wants to touch me. Very effective! :)

See, smileys DO make it OK!

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Patches

01-01-2003, 01:26 PM

Madonna prefers the yank em out before its too late method. I hope she's haunted by all of her aborted ghost babies.

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silera

01-01-2003, 02:05 PM

I started taking the pill again this year. I've never had a problem with weight gain from it, but it all depends on the person. The good thing about the pill, is that if you notice weight gain, you can stop and change the pill before too much damage is done.

Depo and Norplant on the other hand are longer term commitments which take more time to wear off. It's a good option for people who are forgetful with the pill, but I wouldn't feel comfortable using them.

An IUD is a more invasive form of birth control, but it doesn't use any drugs which is a plus. It does require check ups every three months, but it is wise for women to go to the gynecologist every three months anyway. It's also cost effective, because most insurance won't pay for the pill. It runs about $480/yr where an IUD will cost you about $300 and will last for about 2 yrs before needing replacement. However, IUD are not recommended for women that haven't had children.

Oh, and if you read all of this, my disclaimer is I've had two children so I'm obviously doing something wrong.

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Reephdweller

01-01-2003, 06:56 PM

i also noticed that the blood is a lot more darker and clumpier.

damn, i need a cold shower now!!! ::::whew::::

i prefer the ole' pull out and pray method. one eye likes the natural feel of things.

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01-01-2003, 07:01 PM

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fiestygal

01-02-2003, 01:47 AM

my parents always tell me i should be the poster girl for birth controll *hangs head low and walks away to incredible hulk music*

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01-02-2003, 01:48 AM

Oh! and i almost forgot...ABSTINENCE works too!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

01-02-2003, 06:17 AM

I'm on a low-dosage Pill (Lo-Ovral). I had been on it for years to regulate my period. It worked great but I went off it for a few years to give my body a break (and I subsequently lost 15 lbs without trying).

I went back on it a few months ago. It's just not working well for me. I start having break-thru bleeding around the 15th day that lasts for the rest of the month. Plus, I'm all bloated.

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Lisa Croft

01-02-2003, 10:04 AM

Ortho Tri-Cyclen. No cramps, no bloating, no weight gain, very light 2-3 day period that comes every month like clockwork. Maybe I'm just lucky.

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Zoefus

01-02-2003, 10:48 AM

The Canadian version of the sponge. It's a little expensive but it's worth it. No side effects.

angrymissy

01-02-2003, 11:39 AM

the depo shot is the devil. THE DEVIL I TELL YOU.

I was on it a few years ago, and I gained 25 pounds on it. And bled the first 3 MONTHS I was on it too. I think thats why its soo effective, becuase you're constantly bleeding and don't want to have sex

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01-02-2003, 12:34 PM

The Canadian version of the sponge. It's a little expensive but it's worth it. No side effects.

what's wrong with buying American??? Or is this import more sexy

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

01-02-2003, 12:44 PM

what's wrong with buying American???

They're no longer available in the United States. Apparently there was some risk of getting Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Are you "sponge worthy?"

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01-02-2003, 12:49 PM

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Thebazile78

01-02-2003, 12:55 PM

No cramps, no bloating, no weight gain, very light 2-3 day period that comes every month like clockwork. Maybe I'm just lucky.

Yep, you're very lucky.

Some women don't experience any side-effects.

I'm just inclined to have baaaad reactions to any drug, regardless of whether it's supposed to help or hurt me. For example, the last time I needed a general anaesthetic, I threw up almost immediately after I woke up. . . just lucky, I guess.

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Contra

01-02-2003, 01:56 PM

Also, a word of caution to women who smoke - hormonal birth control adds to your risk for clotting and heart trouble if you smoke too.

this is very true. back in highschool, ironically during my health class, a girl in my class passed out and had a mini-stroke. later we found out it was from her being on the pill and smoking at the same time. the mini stroke wasnt that severe, but it could have been a lot worse.

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Zoefus

01-02-2003, 08:29 PM

The American sponge has not been available since the mid-90's, remember the Seinfeld episode?

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01-02-2003, 09:18 PM

sheepy is always so tasteful

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Arienette

01-02-2003, 09:22 PM

sheepy is always so tastefuleh, be glad he didnt show you the bloody one. that was a bad birthday present

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01-03-2003, 07:48 AM

In regards to hormonal varieties of birth control, the estrogen content is much lower in present day pills which reduces the chance for serious side effects. On a personal note, when one chooses to take a birth control pill and foregoing condoms it is a sign of utimate trust in a person. I was on the pill for several years under the assumption that I was in a monogamous relationship. Later I discovered that my signficant other became involved with someone he met on the internet while still with me. Next time, I will think more carefully about trusting someone again.

Sheeplovr

01-03-2003, 02:04 PM

eh, be glad he didnt show you the bloody one. that was a bad birthday present

but you said you wernt ready for children

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zathrus

01-03-2003, 04:07 PM

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EffMeBoobs

01-03-2003, 08:19 PM

I've been on Alesse 28 for a year now and no side effects. My period only lasts 2-3 days, and there's very light bleeding. No cramps, acne, or weight gain. It's always on time like clockwork.

I was on it for 4 years straight approximately 6 years ago and even then, no problems. I took 2 years off to give my body a break. In those 2 years I endured 5 -7 day period with heavy bleeding and cramping. I gained a ton of weight too.

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01-08-2003, 12:17 PM

Her pill + my condoms = no pesky kids which is also equal to more fun!

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F1Gm3nT

01-08-2003, 12:23 PM

no better birthcontrol than the puertorican one
couple of shovel hits to tyhe stomich and you'll be fine in the morning

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01-08-2003, 12:24 PM

My mom tried to abort my brother last week. Problem is that he's 16.

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whale_JUNK

01-14-2003, 07:04 PM

i whole heartedly endorse the pull out technique. also, it is important to have the lady do 100 jumping jacks to take care of any loose sperm. so far i have not experienced any hormonal problems.

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Abrasive Dean

01-14-2003, 07:14 PM

The DEPO shot is awful. Unless they have changed it around, it makes you gain a lot of weight. That is a huge side effect.

But for the more shallow men wouldn't that too have a contraceptive effect? :)

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01-15-2003, 01:09 PM

simple i never get laid! its hard to impregnate a chick by sucking on her toes or burying your face in her crotch!!

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01-16-2003, 07:55 AM

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