Which commercial do you hate most?

[Reephdweller]

I can't decide if I hate the Avacore commercial or the Kevis commercials more. The guy from Kevis sounds like a really loud Billy Staples and I have to turn the radio off or switch stations. The Avacore commericals change the announcer every six months but their testimonials remain the exact same word for word. "You look thinner, younger" How do you look thinner for more hair? I have more hair but I'm trying to get thinner.

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[reeshy]

Any feminine hygiene commercial!!!!!!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

"You look thinner, younger"

And I'll bet he feels fitter, happier...more productive.

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[dcpete]

the florida vacation card commercial. When the little girl goes 500 dollars thats like a zillion, I wince. The forced "Cuteness" sucks and sounds so forced that it lacks any selling power they thought it would have.

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[The Chairman]

two ones that come to mind are any ones that make it seem that male hair loss is a bad thing and the Jif commercial with that kid who makes his mommy a peanut butter sandwich while she's studying or something. it's fucking peanut butter! also the jaguar commercials suck.

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[yarpwizard]

I am sick of hearing Ameridebt....they must have another sponser. <P>
That 1,000,000 song and commerical both suck. If I won the million, I'd use it to get it off the air. <P>

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[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

DHT is a evil chemical inside your body which we can stop. SHUT UP!

[Arienette]

ameridebt and that fucking sear's vinyl siding.. AHHHHHHHHHH!

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[Reephdweller]

Any feminine hygiene commercial!!!!!!!!!!!


now those always make me hot!!!!!! but then again any converstation that revolves around vag is hot.

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[Crippler]

The doctor's nightguard...stops the nightly grind (followed by the worst sound of all time, grinding teeth)

There's even a new version of this horrific commercial where they use the sound effect THREE FUCKING TIMES! I nearly ripped my fucking radio out of the car to get it to stop. This commercial should be banned from the airwaves for the security of drivers everywhere.

And I second the notion that the "if I had a million dollars" one is more than a little overplayed. If I had a million dollars, I'd give half back to never have to hear that fucking song again.

...silent, but violent.

[IrishAlkey]

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"Gooood."

Shut the fuck up.

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[grandzu]

I second the vote for that goddam Can you hear me now? Oh god I hate that soooo much. <P>

[Doogie]

On the radio it has to be that Goddamn "Mega-Millions" commercial. Man do I hate that...I wish that guy who does that commercial develops throat cancer

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[FelixDasGato]

I can't take any commercials so on TV I only watch movie channels or flip to something else when they come on.The radio spot I hate most was for some bank with the lady saying "I said mwah" (like a kissing sound) Most hated by far and they said it like 90 time in 30 seconds.

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[Thebazile78]

and the Jif commercial with that kid who makes his mommy a peanut butter sandwich while she's studying or something.

I think that's the sweetest commercial on TV! I get all choked up when I see it.

To tell the truth, as much as I enjoy commercials on TV, nothing irks me more than the Blimpie's commercial with that annoying "head-move" girl with the "notice to anyone born before 1980". I am so annoyed by it that I refuse to watch the channel it's playing on until it's over!

Ewww.

As a general rule, though, I loathe radio commercials. Especially the hair-loss/regrowth product ones. Fingernails scratching on chalkboard, those are.




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When I think about it, vinyl siding really makes sense...

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[stickyfingers]

i think mine has to be the one where the dad is taking the girls to a boy-band concert and they play that song...it makes me want to draw blood...but i'd still rather watch that commercial for a half hour straight than to ever hear rosie o'donnell do an opening monologue ever again <P>

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[jocefus]

i cant stand that doug raab from hoobastank commercial.. god i wanna drive a spiked bat through his head

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[Devils Advocate]

I tend to hate commercials with pouring sounds or sounds of people drinking. They just really irritate me.

Case in point, the new Dunkin Donuts scones commercials where you have some yutz ''gulping'' his coffee to wash down his scone. The fake ''gulp'' noise over and over drives me mad!

Likewise, I used to hate those hard lemonade commercials where you had the guy pouring the drink over the radio ''Does it sound lemony?'' Argh! It still irritates me to just think about it!!!!

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[yarpwizard]

If I hear that Lykiss commercial one more time I will blow up my radio!!!!

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Now wait just a second, there's nothing I like better than hearing a one-syllable name in different rhythms over a period of 30 seconds. We get it! The guy's name is Tom.

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[irishkb]

i hate those work from home jobs...
i hate the libby potackie(sp) don't smoke commercial--hey moron all states have laws against selling tobacco to minors,you big fucking idiot
and i fucking really hate those southern comfort commericals.. no one just sips on soco... ughhhhhhhhhh

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[philth]

"cant stand that doug raab from hoobastank commercial"..
I hear ya, that ones the worst!

[Thebazile78]

i hate the libby potackie(sp) don't smoke commercial--hey moron all states have laws against selling tobacco to minors,you big fucking idiot

Pataki. The 1st Lady of NY is Libby Pataki.

At least her voice isn't like listening to chalk scraping.

Like NJ's 1st Lady. *cringe*


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[The Chairman]

Too Cute is a huge nocturnal tooth grinder and bought one and it actually worked! Problem is one of our dogs (Zozo) used it as a chew toy 4 days later. Now it would only fit people from England.

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[ozzie]

Ed Asner's PSA. The more I hear it, the more I think *I* might have parkinson's disease.

punching out so I can re-check my "trunk" and extremities.

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[walking joint]

the Southern Comfort commercials drive me nuts. what a bunch of losers sitting around sharing their favorite SoCo stories. one guy says he actually hides the bottle in a closet at a friends house, so no one else drinks it. whatever.

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[TheMojoPin]

one guy says he actually hides the bottle in a closet at a friends house, so no one else drinks it. whatever.

At that point you're not even just an alcoholic....you're leaving Las Vegas.

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[canofsoup15]

Doug Raab Commercial
All those shit SOCO commercials
All tom leykis commercials
Can you hear me now commercials



I do however love those chapelle show commercials, especially the one thats the rip-off of the hear me now commercial, god is it hilarious.

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[Spank Daddy]

The one where the waiter overhears a woman saying she owns BMG, and then starts singing Loverboy songs to her..........it drives me insane.

[sykoex]

Those soco commercials are dumb because you don't even know what the hell they're talking about, the people are just rambling on and on, i remember once some idiot caller got on the air and tried to make a topic out of what they talked about in the soco commercial, he didn't know what the commercial was for but he wanted to talk about it.

[Reephdweller]

Doesn't the Kevis guy sound an awful lot like Billy Staples? I hate that commercial, I literally have to turn the radio off.

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[JerryTaker]

I despise this new "carbucks" commercial. Why the hell is everyone screaming, and is that supposed to be a woman at the end?

There's one commercial, I forget what, but there's a constant buzzing in the background, and I'v eheard the commercial on a few different stations, but I can't even hear what the woman is talking about, I can only focus on that horrible buzzing...

And the Sears Vinyl siding commercial has played at least once every WNEW commercial break for the past 3 years! enough already!

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