Who is the board's funniest wiseass?

[NewYorkDragons80]

I nominate Mojopin and Death Metal Moe

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[Captain Rooster]

Moe
Sheeplovr
J Rich
JustJon



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[PanterA]

PanterA.Man I make all these lists!!!

So I'm not quoting from THIS thread SO WHAT!!

also add

CZM to the list.

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[TheGameHHH]

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[AngelAmy]

mojo and moe

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[Bob Impact]

Moe, definetly Moe.
And Alkey.

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[fiestygal]

doogie

mojo

ADF

njdmmoe

jersey rich

panterA



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[Thebazile78]

Death Metal Moe

Agreed. Moe ROCKS.

So does Mojo, but I have only recently begun to appreciate his wit and wisdom.


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[IrishAlkey]

Moe hates attention.

You should all be shot.

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[Green Lantern]

doogie

mojo

ADF

njdmmoe

jersey rich

panterA

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Alkey

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[Fallon]

Doogie burned me earlier, so I'll go with him.

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[fatty]

who is this moe you guys keep talking about?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Moe hates attention.
Quit your belly-aching thread whore.

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[cozmokramer]

JustJon

or Mojo

JustJon can be plain out mean, which is great. While Mojo uses more wise ass humor.

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[Aggie]

ok, why are there only guys listed so far??

i think jenn and silera are very funny and definitley wiseasses.

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[Ryan the Great]

ok, why are there only guys listed so far??

because girls arent funny. duh

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[IrishAlkey]

Girls are ugly and stupid.

Unless Aggie offers me oral, then she's smart and very attractive.

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[JustJon]

It's an honor just to be nominated.

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[Aggie]

Unless Aggie offers me oral, then she's smart and very attractive

sorry, i don't give bj's to fag's with big ears.

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[Coco]

Moe, of course.

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[Katylina]

Silera

AntsinmyPants

Alkey

SilentSpic

Jenn

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[HordeKing1]

If I had to pick just one, I'd go with MOE. He's a consistently funny wiseass with great humor shown accross a broad spectrum of topics.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Moe

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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[IrishAlkey]

sorry, i don't give bj's to fag's with big ears.



A simple "no" would've sufficed.

Cuntrag.

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[reeshy]

Moe paid me 5 bucks to say-MOE!!!!!!!!!!!
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[irishkb]

sorry, i don't give bj's to fag's with big ears.


aggie just jumped up on the top of the list for that comment


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I can top that-- he baked me peanut butter cookies!

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[IrishAlkey]

The Irish are supposed stick together.

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[Green Lantern]

i think jenn and silera are very funny and definitley wiseasses

Yes I agree they are funny, however I think Jenn is more of a hornyass and silera is hotass

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[TheMojoPin]

The Irish are supposed stick together.

Just when you think Alkey isn't gay enough...

ADF and Moe are my masters. If I could have their children, they'd only have to get me slightly tipsy on girly froo-froo drinks before they knocked me up.

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[ADF]

Better to be a wiseass than a dumbass, I always say. Sorry, HSC.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'd say Alkey, but I'd be biasesd because off all the righteously passionate ass-mangling.

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[IrishAlkey]

Say me instead of Moe.

I'm telling you, he hates the attention.



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[TheMojoPin]

Say me instead of Moe.

Mr. Alkey...I think you're trying to seduce me...

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[IrishAlkey]

Ever spit shined a flesh boot?

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[TheMojoPin]

Ever spit shined a flesh boot?

Ever hogtied a skin banana?

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[Evilpete]

Moe should be honored to be nominated alongside the mick and the chick with the rack....

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[Doogie]

Doogie burned me earlier, so I'll go with him


Well I notice that you corrected yourself so we dont need the remedial calendar now...

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[Arienette]

I'd say Alkey, but I'd be biasesd because off all the righteously passionate ass-manglingwhat he said

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[IrishAlkey]

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[fluffernutter]

I nominate Mojopin and Death Metal Moe


I second that nomination along with Bob Impact, DC Reed, PanterA, ADF and Irish Alkey. They all make me laugh my ass off.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

njmdmoe
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[IrishAlkey]

Seliara ( see if she notices my spelling)



You're obviously teasing the animal with this reply!

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[TheMojoPin]

njmdmoe
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the comedy team of irish alkey and Seliara ( see if she notices my spelling)

BAH. Brian used to be one of my best fans. How fickle my public has become. FIE, on you I say...FIE.

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tricia

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

BAH. Brian used to be one of my best fans. How fickle my public has become. FIE, on you I say...FIE.

actually i was zoning and forgot to put u side by side with moe.

But if the thread was who's the all time funniest motha fuka on the board there would be one spot baby MOJOPIN in da house!

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[TheMojoPin]

But if the thread was who's the all time funniest motha fuka on the board there would be one spot baby MOJOPIN in da house!

His beautiful words do bring a tear to my eye, and dribbles to my nose...

By the way, I left the money sitting in a pie that's cooling by the window. What's the lesson here? PIE-MONEY FUCKING RULES.

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[Miss Dolores Haze]

my ass is wise beyond its years, but funny no.

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[Death Metal Moe]

my ass is wise beyond its years, but funny no.


Then stop posting with your Dumper.

Anyway, Wiseass Nominations?

I DO SO hate the attention as Alkey has mentioned, so I withdraw myself from the ballot.

Reeshy-you're a cheap date for only 5 bucks!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt-Feed her some cookies and watch her BLAB it to everybody! Just kidding. SING THE PRAISES of my Blashpemous Cokies!

Horde King-You're always too nice to me for some reason. Please curse more! It's like hearing a teacher swear. It's cool as hell!


So on to MY pick? It's tough. There's a lot of us on the board who dabble in the art of the Wisenheimer. There are some who are too Harsh and simply resort to name calling. Then there are the people who can't express themselves in complete English thoughts, so their disses are not understood. Then there are those who are simply NOT FUNNY.

But I'd say a good Wise Ass nomination would be:

Jewy McJew!

HA! I made you read ALL THAT and I didn't actually name ANYONE!

BURNED!!!!!!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

I sit here in my ill fitting boxers and laugh at you!

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[Gaia]

ok...this sucks...i'm gonna have to do some scrappin' for Angel Amy's status......

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Moe
Mojo
ADF
Sheepy

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[johnbravo]

i think
moe
cristhecop
fmeboobs
and many more are funny


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[Patches]

I gotta go with the majority and say mojo and moe. But that could just be because I am too lazy to think.

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[A.J.]

I'd add Yerdaddy to the list of nominees.

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[Yerdaddy]

Finally! The rest of you can kiss my hot buttered ass cheeks, mammy rammers!

I vote for Drunken Rooster. Regular Rooster is kinda boring, but Drunken Rooster is en fuego!

And Moe is a fart in a phone booth - but in a good way. And he's got a picture of Aggie's rack, thus puting him on every list I make from now on.

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[DreamWeaver]

Oh, JustJon by far. He's one of the funniest guys I know.

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ok I'm lying.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

Add GIna to the list, please.



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[DreamWeaver]

thanks for the vote but noone will give a shit since its coming from you.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

what he said

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[Hosp]

Damn, I better step up because I thought I was a pretty good wise ass.


Or was that just fat ass?

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[DreamWeaver]

oh yeah, I forgot about you. But I'm sure you're used to hearing that.

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[Hosp]

Gina, yeah, but it's usualy during that awkward phone call the next day.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Don't forget to add the Waste of Sperm that makes those "funny" names for people on the board.

He's great.......

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[ChickenHawk]

Why I'm not mentioned
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beyond me...

(that post right there is
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[ladygodiva]

its a toss up - i enjoy njdmmoes witty remarks, but sileras sarcasm makes me smile. <P>

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* Moe ( the bacon lovin' one )

* Sheepie

* Silera

* JustJon

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* Fuzzy!!

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