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RF Godfather
01-03-2003, 03:05 AM
This is great news for the WWE!

For those who missed Smackdown! a quick promo played before the Nunzio-Crash match. It showed a prison cell door with a wide rectangular opening for food to enter. Anyway, in this psych ward white colored area it pans downward to the door and an obvious Australian calming voice speaks,

"Question mate, if you had ten years of free time, what would you do... well I know what I did...."

When he said that, I was thinking along the lines of an Oz/Hannibal deal. Pretty creepy. Suddenly a thick muscular white hand emerges from the opening trying to viciously grasp at the camera. The promo ends saying, "NATHAN JONES IS COMING!"

I don't want to ruen the surprise for those who do not know what he looks like but I'll give you a lil info. He was a former WWA (World Wrestling All-Stars) Champion, nearly 7 feet tall and a legit criminal (won't say the crime it might reun the storyline or they may alter it). You will see great things (depending what Vince does with him) from this hulking almost Brock Lesnar/Batista type of man.

For those who saw it or know of Nathan Jones, post what you think of the newest upcoming WWE superstar.

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Fallon
01-03-2003, 08:28 AM
I saw him wrestle in a dark match before Raw in November. He's pretty green, but could dish out some nice power moves.

Joey, IM or RFMail me the jail info, I had no idea.

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Tenbatsuzen
01-03-2003, 09:48 AM
Nathan Jones is COMING!


Oz

Ew.

Somebody call Schillinger.





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HAMMERHEAD
01-03-2003, 11:23 AM
I saw this dude on a WWA pay-per-view. He is a monster I think he could be a huge star if the WWE brings him along slowly not anything like what they did with Lesnar. Iwouldn't want to see his star burn out quickly.

hatetreehighway
01-04-2003, 11:54 AM
doesn't he make hotdogs?

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Tall_James
01-04-2003, 01:35 PM
Nathan Jones is COMING!

I loved him in "The Producers" with Matthew Broderick.

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FatTony
01-04-2003, 02:30 PM
You know, I was under the assumption that Nathan Jones was an African American. Now how many white males do you know with a name like that?

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Se7en
01-04-2003, 05:19 PM
What do I think?

I think it's Ross hiring another big hoss instead of an actual talented WRESTLER.

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Death Metal Moe
01-04-2003, 11:26 PM
Nathan Jones is COMING!


Then get him a napkin and get out of his way.

But seriously, Maybe it's just NAILZ again.

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Crippler
01-05-2003, 07:16 AM
From what little I know of him, I think it is a decent move. As someone said earlier, as long as he isn't rushed threw the ranks to Main Event level in a month, he should be good.

However, I agree with Se7en that this idea that "WWE is the land of the Giants" crap is WAAAAAAY overdone. Yes, a dominating bigman is entertaining when it's done right, but when it's shoved down our throats with someone the fans have shown they don't like, it sucks.

The time has come for the WWE to wake up and realize that the best new talent they have accumulated over the last two+ years is NOT Lesnar & Batista. Yes, Lesnar has gotten better & his obvious run to Mania against Angle will probably be incredible when they both get technical. BUT, the best talents they have added over the last few years are:
- Angle: technically perfect & even sound on the mic.
- Benoit & Guerrero: it's almost an insult to list them together,m but they did arrive at the same time. Both are technically great, but when a 'little man' isn't great on the mic, they don't excel.
- Van Dam: not technical, but Goddamn entertaining.
- Rey: so entertaining that he was main eventing SmackDown within two weeks, and putting on great matches.

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hatetreehighway
01-05-2003, 08:48 AM
ex wcw guys rule.

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phixion
01-05-2003, 05:27 PM
ex wcw guys rule.


oh yea just look at steiner

theres a check vince wishes he wasnt signing every month

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Crippler
01-05-2003, 10:31 PM
Too bad the guys I mentioned (except Angle) were ECW guys or former ECW guys who were just passin' through that hell hole in Atlanta on their way to the big city.

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RF Godfather
01-21-2003, 04:55 AM
Gotta love the newest promo (with the actual news clips) and buildup that aired during the Royal Rumble and shown last night.

"The Colossus of Bogga Road" is coming, G'day!?!

I wonder if he is going to Smackdown! or Raw now that his vignettes are being played on both.

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hatetreehighway
01-21-2003, 08:18 AM
WCW 4LIFE
EDDIE-BENOIT-JERICO-OHARE-DEMOTT-POPPA........

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cozmokramer
01-22-2003, 04:55 PM
I really don't know about him, he looks like he could be entertaining about about a month like how Brock came in and just practiclly killed people, thats the Brock I love. By the way what did he do to become imprisoned since the age of 10?

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RF Godfather
01-23-2003, 12:10 PM
By the way what did he do to become imprisoned since the age of 10?cosmo, not sure about him being ten when he did the crime.

AnyWHO, this is the news article I mentioned earlier in the thread (didn't want to show it prior but since they basically said what he did in his recent promos it won't make a difference now).

Read and you'll understand.

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cozmokramer
01-23-2003, 09:03 PM
cosmo, not sure about him being ten when he did the crime.

Im pretty sure that either what one of the news anchors said or JR said during the latest promo.

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Crippler
01-24-2003, 05:16 AM
I believe what was said last night was "incarcerated while still a teen for armed robbery."

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RF Godfather
01-24-2003, 09:31 AM
Im pretty sure that either what one of the news anchors said or JR said during the latest promo.
I think you thought they meant ten years old but he was in a maximum security prison for ten years (probably that's what it is).

What we have here is a failure to communicate (while not really but I like the quote anyway).

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Crippler
01-24-2003, 02:33 PM
Joey, isn't there a thread somewhere else on this board for that kind of stuff?
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RF Godfather
01-25-2003, 04:31 AM
What we have here is a failure to communicate (while not really but I like the quote anyway).I plead a Furhman :)

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SpicyMcHaggis
01-25-2003, 06:33 PM
I have seen this man in the newest promo that they are running for him, and godamn does this guy look scary, let's just hope they don't do to him what they did to Batista.

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Se7en
01-26-2003, 04:27 PM
I suppose I'm being too hard on Jones.

I can't really remember watching him wrestle before, so maybe he's decent. I don't know. I've heard he's pretty much just a hoss, though.

I'm just against the principle of him getting the push because, in all likelihood, he's only getting it because he's a big monster. But who knows, maybe he'll convert me.

I wonder if he is going to Smackdown! or Raw now that his vignettes are being played on both.

You've probably heard this by now, but rumor is that he'll be with the Smackdown crew. He's supposed to have begun working Smackdown house shows this weekend.

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LilLibra
01-29-2003, 08:19 AM
Nathan Jones... he's Australian right? Can he rassle crocodiles? Cuz if he can, color me there!

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Crippler
01-29-2003, 09:51 AM
His vignettes keep getting better & better. I hope his ringwork is decent when he finally shows up...we can only handle one force-fed monster storyline per show & we already have one Batista & one Brock.

Not that I dislike either of these two, but I still think Brock needs to show more of his amateur ability. Which is why his run with Angle to Mania should be so fucking good. I like Batista as well, but only because I know what he was elsewhere & hope he can be again.

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01-29-2003, 09:57 AM
Who? and is that good?

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