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Nizuts
01-06-2003, 04:11 PM
Is it me, or are those Melissa moans lame and annoying as hell.

They also suck when you got R&F cranked up in your condo and you got the windows open during the summer.

Stop lights too... You gotta reach for the volume real quick!!

The Jays
01-06-2003, 04:15 PM
...It's you...

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irishkb
01-06-2003, 04:18 PM
definately you buddy.

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Nizuts
01-06-2003, 04:26 PM
All right then, it's just me.



This message was edited by Nizuts on 1-6-03 @ 8:27 PM

The Jays
01-06-2003, 04:26 PM
Tonight I was on the phone with a buddy of mine and they started with the moans, next thing you know he is saying


..."OhMiGod, you're with a girl??"

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pennington
01-06-2003, 04:30 PM
Perhaps you would prefer Sweet Mickey D moans. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

FatTony
01-06-2003, 04:31 PM
Heaven forbid your neighbors might think you have a female in your apartment and she is being pleasured. Nothing like making yourself sounds EXTREMELY GAY.

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Steels
01-06-2003, 04:33 PM
Perhaps you would prefer Sweet Mickey D moans. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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schmega
01-06-2003, 06:52 PM
you might be gay. those are the HOTTEST MOANS ever. and in this age where there's so much porn to be had, that's quite an achievement. she's got a hot voice with a mind to match.

Dewey
01-06-2003, 06:57 PM
Definitely you. Those moans put Meg Ryan's to shame.

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INFOSTUD
01-07-2003, 05:05 AM
Anyone who thinks Sweet Melissa's Moans are lame is definitely a raging HOMO!!! <P>

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FelixDasGato
01-07-2003, 06:39 AM
It's all you! For anyone to think they are annoying, they would be as nizuts as you.

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TooCute
01-07-2003, 07:41 AM
They do nothing for me. es
that mean I'm gay?


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Friday
01-07-2003, 07:46 AM
I think they are fine. The only time they are a little compromising is when I am at work...eeek! :)

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ChrisTheCop
01-07-2003, 08:23 AM
Take it from me, never ever say anything bad about Melissa. (even if its true--shhh)

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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-07-2003, 08:59 AM
Lemme me tell you somthin' That sweet Melissa is sooo hot when she moans or speaks. When im in my car and hear her i actually get turned on. I think if i listened to her for about 15 min straight i would batch with out even taking my hand off the wheel.

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McGyvr89
01-07-2003, 12:29 PM
I think if i listened to her for about 15 min straight i would batch with out even taking my hand off the wheel. We see what you're saying but sometimes it's great to keep it to ourselves. By the way, does anyone have the Sweet Melissa
moantage?


This message was edited by McGyvr89 on 1-10-03 @ 4:13 PM

McGyvr89
01-07-2003, 12:29 PM
I think if i listened to her for about 15 min straight i would batch with out even taking my hand off the wheel. We see what you're saying but sometimes it's great to keep it to ourselves. By the way, does anyone have the Sweet Melissa Moantage?



This message was edited by McGyvr89 on 1-10-03 @ 4:12 PM

reeshy
01-07-2003, 12:42 PM
you might be gay.

You're gay!!!

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TheMojoPin
01-07-2003, 01:56 PM
Melissa Moans

Billy Breathed.

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NewYorkDragons80
01-07-2003, 02:48 PM
Melissa is one of the nicest people on the board and fun to have in studio, but I am not a huge fan of the moans.

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dassal3399
01-07-2003, 02:49 PM
Yeah it has to be you...everyone loves them.

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ChrisTheCop
01-07-2003, 08:49 PM
sorry--forgot my new years resolution. dont comment in sweet melissa threads.

This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 1-8-03 @ 12:51 AM

sexy bastard
01-07-2003, 08:51 PM
definately you

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The Chairman
01-07-2003, 09:25 PM
i EaT fIgS

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Fireforce
01-13-2003, 05:33 PM
Sweet Melissa sounds so cute on the air. He she has a boyfriend..God Bless the lucky SOB!!!!