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Kidkat10463
01-06-2003, 06:39 PM
Every Time he post something he gets 2,000 response thats not fair I hink I deserve some

The Jays
01-06-2003, 06:42 PM
....that's impossible... they always lock shit up by at least 1000.....

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IrishAlkey
01-06-2003, 06:43 PM
You keep earning that helmet, tough guy.

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Dan
01-06-2003, 06:44 PM
No one understands it.



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Hosp
01-06-2003, 06:46 PM
He Swallows.

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IrishAlkey
01-06-2003, 06:46 PM
The jealousy rolls off Dan's skin like shower water.

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irishkb
01-06-2003, 06:46 PM
who is this jersey rish you speak of??

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jamesdiggy
01-06-2003, 06:46 PM
I'm convinced kidkat10463 is really Alkey and he's just self-hitting these softballs out of the park.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

Reephdweller
01-06-2003, 06:49 PM
who is this jersey rish you speak of??


quick...someone grab the name jersey rish while you still can!!!!

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DC Reed
01-06-2003, 06:50 PM
jersey rich is just so damn popular thats why.

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Christy
01-06-2003, 06:52 PM
For one ... Jersey RISH can spell correctly!

And he is a great guy with funny posts/threads. :-)

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fiestygal
01-06-2003, 06:54 PM
we tolerate him...and hes also a hermaphradite- EXTRA SPECIAL!!! muhahahaha- jkjk

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LatinSpiceXoX
01-06-2003, 07:36 PM
Cuz he's a WILD and CRAZEEEEEEEE GUY!!!!

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blakjeezis
01-06-2003, 07:37 PM
Do you know what it's like to bend a guy over, and you're taking him from behind. I mean really taking him, like rough, violent, 'you're my little bitch' sex, then all of a sudden it hits you, the rotten stench of unwashed, sweaty man ass? With Rich you don't get that. He keeps himself fresh and clean, must be the wet ones on top of the toilet.

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Doogie
01-06-2003, 07:39 PM
Ahhh the Mahlahrush of the board has spoken again...God he missed his appreciation thread...I can only wait and hope for the MOE reply...

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Sheeplovr
01-06-2003, 07:47 PM
Game room threads dont count


And everyone hates rich but we love robot

number 333 its the way to be
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IrishAlkey
01-06-2003, 07:50 PM
And everyone hates rich but we love robot

Who the fuck is robot?

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The Jays
01-06-2003, 07:52 PM
Who the fuck is robot?



...joshrobot?

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FMJeff
01-06-2003, 08:36 PM
best thread ever.

Rish is a scumbag.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-06-2003, 08:37 PM
what are you saying i'm not people?

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FUNKMAN
01-06-2003, 08:40 PM
Why do people love Jersey Rish so much


cause he tastes like lico-rish...

and he may be I-rish

:)

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fluffernutter
01-06-2003, 08:51 PM
Every Time he post something he gets 2,000 response thats not fair I hink I deserve some


15 posts to see you are of Asian decent. I think.

Also after 13 posts YOU got an appreciation thread and NEVER respond to your own threads! Fucknob! Just kidding, you get a tussle soon Chip!

RETIRED

PanterA
01-06-2003, 08:54 PM
Cause when i stand next to him, I know I'm the one getting laid that night.

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Yerdaddy
01-06-2003, 09:04 PM
sphincter control

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It was a joke goddammit!

PanterA
01-06-2003, 09:40 PM
he can move his tongue like waves in the ocean.

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ADF
01-06-2003, 09:48 PM
He can fit two entire canteloupes in his mouth.

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Miss Dolores Haze
01-06-2003, 09:50 PM
He can fit two entire canteloupes in his mouth.


thats hard to swallow

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JerseyRich
01-06-2003, 09:51 PM
Cause when i stand next to him, I know I'm the one getting laid that night

No no...It's when you are standing in front of me.

The game room threads are not my creation...But I do make sure that they don't get out of hand...
I guess you could say that I am the jizz-mopper of the Staff Room.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

PanterA
01-06-2003, 09:54 PM
I guess you could say that I am the jizz-mopper of the Staff RoomYeah, but you're not supposed to drink from the bucket when you're done.

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JerseyRich
01-06-2003, 09:58 PM
d'oh!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

Steels
01-06-2003, 10:13 PM
His name is referenced on-air frequently.

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Arienette
01-06-2003, 10:18 PM
we don't. it's because he's a moderator.... we are all really trying to post in your threads, kidkat, but rich just moves them into his threads so he'll have more.

the only upside to his dastardly act?? this thread

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i was embarassed by its honesty

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Gmann
01-06-2003, 10:19 PM
Ive never met him....but from what I hear he's a real swell guy.


I'm convinced kidkat10463 is really Alkey and he's just self-hitting these softballs out of the park.



Have you ever seen alkey play softball ???

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sexy bastard
01-06-2003, 10:54 PM
i love him cause he takes it like a man


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RF Godfather
01-07-2003, 05:21 AM
Rish has human genitalia.

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JerseyRich
01-07-2003, 06:21 AM
Ive never met him....but from what I hear he's a real swell guy
I would say more swollen than swell.
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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

fluffernutter
01-07-2003, 06:27 AM
Yeah, but you're not supposed to drink from the bucket when you're done.



PRAG!

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Friday
01-07-2003, 06:30 AM
He lives really close to me.

If I don't at least pretend to like him he will come and throw eggs at my house.

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furie
01-07-2003, 06:31 AM
it's the hair

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Yerdaddy
01-07-2003, 06:58 AM
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Cuz he warshes hisself with a rag on a stick.

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It was a joke goddammit!

wilee
01-07-2003, 07:13 AM
And I understand that he gives a first-timer discount to newbies KidKat....

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Zipgun
01-07-2003, 08:40 AM
I fucked him.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-07-2003, 08:43 AM
I fucked him.



It's true:

I'm just bangin' a mod.


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I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

Zipgun
01-07-2003, 08:51 AM
See.

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IrishAlkey
01-07-2003, 10:14 AM
What a slut.

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TheMojoPin
01-07-2003, 10:14 AM
He's bigger than Jesus.

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IrishAlkey
01-07-2003, 10:27 AM
...and we all know carpenters are hung

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-07-2003, 10:31 AM
What a slut.



Next time I see Rich I'm gonna scratch his eyes out.

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fiestygal
01-07-2003, 10:35 AM
hes just plain swell too

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wilee
01-07-2003, 10:51 AM
hes just plain swell tooI thought the doctor gave him something for that...

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Contra
01-07-2003, 11:01 AM
Why do people love Jersey Rish so much


its not love as much as...well...lust really

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furie
01-07-2003, 11:45 AM
He's bigger than Jesus.


careful, this may lead to a jerseyrich boycott

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Reephdweller
01-07-2003, 01:50 PM
He's bigger than Jesus.


there really is no biblical mention of how much salami the good savior was actually packin' down there.

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TheMojoPin
01-07-2003, 02:13 PM
there really is no biblical mention of how much salami the good savior was actually packin' down there.

This is true...though we DO know that Moses "parted" the Red Sea...so he's got that going for him.

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Captain Rooster
01-07-2003, 04:37 PM
I remember when he was just plain ol' Rich...with hair:(

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JerseyRich
01-07-2003, 05:00 PM
What's with the beard?

She does have a name...It's Helen.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

IrishAlkey
01-07-2003, 05:02 PM
I came on Helen.

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Justice4all
01-07-2003, 08:08 PM
If you do not say you like him he will take a TERRIBLE picture of you.

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

Death Metal Moe
01-07-2003, 08:13 PM
Why do people love Jersey Rish so much


Because he's not YOU kidkat.

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Tenbatsuzen
01-07-2003, 09:00 PM
If you do not say you like him he will take a TERRIBLE picture of you.



that happens anyway



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JerseyRich
01-07-2003, 09:07 PM
Quote:
If you do not say you like him he will take a TERRIBLE picture of you.

that happens anyway


My camera doesn't lie!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

The Chairman
01-07-2003, 10:17 PM
cause he's awesome???

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PanterA
01-07-2003, 10:30 PM
And he can carry 3 yellow peppers without using his hands.

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fiestygal
01-07-2003, 10:36 PM
have you gotten an adequate amount of responses kidkat10463? are we at 2000 for you yet?

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spoon
01-07-2003, 10:48 PM
i love him cause he takes it like a man
Shouldn't this read, "takes it from a man"?
However, I met JRich and he's hellacool.
And Reefdwella might have the best sig pics ever, and many to boot. <-- That's my antithesis to all the gay talk!

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Nothing...i have nothing!

spoon
01-07-2003, 10:52 PM
And he can carry 3 yellow peppers without using his hands
Are we to imply an asian man joke here too?

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PanterA
01-07-2003, 10:56 PM
Are we to imply an asian man joke here too?Rich put duck sauce of SumYungGuy's eggroll?

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