Complete The Breakfast Club Joke...

[Reephdweller]

Does anyone know the complete joke that Judd Nelson tells in The Breakfast Club. Its in the scene where he's crawling through the ceiling area and the joke goes...."A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a tube of salami under the other, she lays the poodle on the table, bartender says...i suppose you won't be needing a drink...naked lady says..." and at that point he falls through the ceiling.

anyone know how the rest of it goes? i always wondered this.

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[Dewey]

The naked lady says "No thanks, I've got Fifi and a salami."

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[Dewey]

I was kidding. The naked lady says "No thanks, but I could use some dog food and a couple of slices of bread."

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[Sheeplovr]

he falls threw the ceeling and screams ohhhh shiitttttt

so i assme thats the ending

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[FUNKMAN]

no, i'm waiting on a friend who said he wanted to "hide the salami" and liked it "doggie" style...

not bad, huh?

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

anyone know how the rest of it goes? i always wondered this.

Ya fuck, now im never goona get to sleep tring to solve this

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[Christy]

I think I am the only person on this board or the world for that matter, who had never seen this movie!

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[Contra]

i think you're right, you werent born in this country, were you?

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[sykoex]

see here.

http://www.geocities.com/baby_boo69_007/Joke.html

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[furie]

And the poodle goes:"You kidding? Once I get that drink i've got everything!"

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This message was edited by furie on 1-7-03 @ 6:04 PM

[walking joint]

I think I am the only person on this board or the world for that matter, who had never seen this movie!

Do you own a TV? I thought it was impossible to own a TV and not see this movie. Christmas Story is the other movie i thought everyone with a TV had seen before. its really hard to avoid those two for very long.