Build a long joke.

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

hear are the rules:
ad on to this opening...

rules:
1. you can not ad more then 5 words.
2. the 6th person uses ans many words needed to deliver the punch line.
3. number your line so the next person knows if he is #6

then after the punch line. that person starts a new joke.

(1) Three guys walk in to a...

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[Dewey]

2) a whorehouse. The first one...

<IMG SRC="http://www.agw-werbeartikel.de/images/easy-rider.jpg"><br>"Still searching for America."

[FUNKMAN]

3) wants a girl with big

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[Christy]

4) knockers and the second man ...

<img src="http://members.aol.com/christydotcalm/images/rnf_bull_bear_christy_01.gif">



This message was edited by Christy on 1-7-03 @ 1:03 AM

[ChrisTheCop]

(5) and the 3rd man want

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[pinkyfloyd]

Shit!! I have to come up with something. Thanks Chris!

pinkyfloyd: Waging War Against The Sigpic Since April 2002.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Miles rocks!

This message was edited by pinkyfloyd on 1-7-03 @ 1:08 AM

[Christy]

This is a hard game if we can only have no more than 5 words ....

<img src="http://members.aol.com/christydotcalm/images/rnf_bull_bear_christy_01.gif">

[Christy]

and 6 lines ...

<img src="http://members.aol.com/christydotcalm/images/rnf_bull_bear_christy_01.gif">

[pinkyfloyd]

I'm drawing a blank. Apparently, I don't have the funny molecules.

pinkyfloyd: Waging War Against The Sigpic Since April 2002.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Miles rocks!

[ChrisTheCop]

(6) to know why there's a pirate over there with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. So they both say, "hey mr pirate did u know that u have a steering wheel down your pants?" and the pirate says, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts." (hey the joke had to be saved somehow)

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[pinkyfloyd]

Hey, that's more than 5 words.

pinkyfloyd: Waging War Against The Sigpic Since April 2002.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Miles rocks!

[ChrisTheCop]

rules:

2. the 6th person uses as many words needed to deliver the punch line
so there

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[Christy]

That's mature! :-)

<img src="http://members.aol.com/christydotcalm/images/rnf_bull_bear_christy_01.gif">

[pinkyfloyd]

I'm like Fez, I have synesthesia, I can't read. So there.

pinkyfloyd: Waging War Against The Sigpic Since April 2002.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

Miles rocks!

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Great one chris! but you didnt start a new joke

(1) a wop a jew and a...

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[jocefus]

..puertorican are walking through a....

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/joesteelers.jpg

www.mp3.com/mollydoll

I BLOW FARTS KISS MY ASS

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[ChrisTheCop]

(3) mine field in Viequas.

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[golfcourseguy]

(4) the wop says I am...

[reeshy]

hungry. I want to eat...

<IMG SRC=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VbLava1Oi_QC:n.ethz.ch/student/baumamar/waits/w_p1.jpg>

[FUNKMAN]

Come On, Put Your Numbers In People, Golly Gee!!!!

6)some sausage so he pushed the jew guy on top of a mine and the peurto rican on top of another mine, then he was able to stuff their chopped flesh into their "now available" intestinal skin...
he had a nice dinner which included a couple of kosher Hebrew Nationals and some hot/spicy links with his rice and beans...


this shit ain't easy!


<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"


1) What do you get when you...


This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-7-03 @ 6:29 PM

[Dewey]

2) mix pussy, scrambled eggs, and

<IMG SRC="http://www.agw-werbeartikel.de/images/easy-rider.jpg"><br>"Still searching for America."

[SatCam]

chris that joke is old

3. ...a pencil from my ass...

<IMG SRC=http://satcam.4t.com/sig16_general_street.gif>
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[LatinSpiceXoX]

4. ... a candle, and a...

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/VikoryNotVengnce/images/latinspice3.gif">

My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

[ChrisTheCop]

(5)former wnew personality?

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[FUNKMAN]

6) you get to write a book by candlelight about the pussy hair you found in your fish flavored eggs and then get to tell everyone in New York about it on the radio...

ps: just don't sniff your fingers...rememeber where the pencil came from...


1) If a woodchuck sucked on

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[ChrisTheCop]

(6)answer: no dick, dead chick, smelly stick, waxy wick, radio chick. (ok, i was scooped. i like yours better anyway)

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This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 1-8-03 @ 1:12 AM

[Dewey]

2) Woody Woodpecker,

<IMG SRC="http://www.agw-werbeartikel.de/images/easy-rider.jpg"><br>"Still searching for America."

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

(3) while he had a bowling ball

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

(4) straddeled between his knees and three

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[ozzie]

1) If a woodchuck sucked on
2) Woody Woodpecker
3) while he had a bowling ball
4) straddled between his knees and three

5) fingers in his ass, what.


<IMG SRC="http://home.earthlink.net/~wareagle2/auflag.gif">

oz

[golfcourseguy]

1) If a woodchuck sucked on
2) Woody Woodpecker
3) while he had a bowling ball
4) stradled between his knees and three
5)fingers in his ass, what
6) would the NY Post Headline be?
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 (BAD) WAYS.
Walter Lantz Dead


1) a newbie checks into a chatroom



This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 1-11-03 @ 6:11 PM

[reeshy]

2) ...and whips out his junk

<IMG SRC=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:11UCuH93V_wC:www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos16/tom-cruise.jpg>


This message was edited by reeshy on 1-11-03 @ 7:21 PM

[golfcourseguy]

3) he discovers that there are...

[Reephdweller]

4) others with their junk out

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">

[FUNKMAN]

5) so the moderator tells them

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[golfcourseguy]

6) the joy sticks are ok,it's the sig pix that are too large.




1) Did you hear the one...

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 1-11-03 @ 9:11 PM

[Reephdweller]

about a blonde with big

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">

[SatCam]

3. fingers and she did a

<IMG SRC=http://satcam.4t.com/sig17_general_communism.gif>
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[canofsoup15]

Scoogie Mcfloogle Using the nearest

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/canofsoup.gif>

I sit,
in my desolate room,
no lights, no music,
Just anger,
I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever,
but I'm feeling better,

[FUNKMAN]

5) bugle, but it wasn't a

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[BluntMan]

very good show because her fingers where actually her toes.

There once was a nam from Wyoming...

<img src="http://members.aol.com/fezwhatleyfan/bluntman4"border="1">

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

2) who's cock was so big it was roaming

"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"
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[FUNKMAN]

3) It rolled here and there

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

"and when you're bad you die when you die"

[blakjeezis]

4) and under a chair

<IMG SRC =http://czm.racknine.net/images/blakjeezis.jpg>
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 1-13-03 @ 1:06 AM

[BluntMan]

to find a dark place to hide. But all of a sudden...

<img src="http://members.aol.com/fezwhatleyfan/bluntman4"border="1">

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Bluntman smoked him

1) once there was a man from

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[stickyfingers]

Huntsville, who liked to take rides down to....

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

3) Bluntzville, and with a big stick

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[stickyfingers]

(4) he beat up some chick...

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[Reephdweller]

(5) who refused him her clit

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">

[stickyfingers]

1) there once was a man from
2) Huntsville, who took a ride to....
3)Bluntzville, and with a big stick
4) he beat up some chick
5) who refused him her clit

will bitches ever learn to just give up the Cuntsville


(1) an elf walks into a bar...

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[Scott the P.I.]

2) With his dick in hand

Scott the P.I.

[Reephdweller]

3) turns to the bartender and

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">

[stickyfingers]

4) says, "Give me a stiff one"

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

5) the bartender turns him around and

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[stickyfingers]

1)an elf walks into a bar...
2)with his dick in his hand
3)turns to the bartender and says
4)give me a stiff one
5)the bartender turns him around and says....

6) okay, but you're the third gay elf that's come in here today, i can't promise you how stiff it will be

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[stickyfingers]

i know i forgot

Theres a blonde girl studying for a class....

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

2) she wants that bartenders stiffy in

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

1) Theres a blonde girl studying for a class....
2) she wants that bartenders stiffy in


"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"
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[DeltaPin]

3) the worst way, so she

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ktk7439/files/potch.JPG>

[oneclap]

4) Climbs up onto the bar

<IMG SRC="http://thadwright.0catch.com/King%20of%20the%20Flock1.jpg">
You'd find that Lady Luck was a hooker, and you were fresh outta cash. I'll keep wearing black till something darker comes along. "AK-47: the very best there is. When you absolutely positively gotta kill every Motherf***er in the room- accept no substitutions."

[Reephdweller]

whips out her tits and

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">

[Violent Jay]

and smacks him across the face with them ah ge ge ge

http://tseery.homestead.com/files/vjayxmas.gif
R.I.P Skipper

[SatCam]

1. A horse meets with a chicken and the chicken says

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=rumby328">
<A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>>>Sig Pic Archive + RnF Site</A>
If my posts make you mad, :) <-he wont

[undressa]

2)You should meet my friend Fez

[stickyfingers]

i know someone that is planning on hanging you...

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

3) he has on really big

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[undressa]

4)butt, when he bends over

[Reephdweller]

(5) and nads the size of a

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">


This message was edited by reefdwella on 1-19-03 @ 11:33 PM

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

6) Barrel you use to go over Niagra Falls.

1) Once there was a lady named

"If E-Z Pass existed in 1972 Sonnie Corleone would still be alive today" c&
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[Reephdweller]

2) Swallow who like to guzzle

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">


This message was edited by reefdwella on 1-20-03 @ 6:43 PM

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

3) and wallow, when some son-of-a-Bitch

"If E-Z Pass existed in 1972 Sonnie Corleone would still be alive today" c&
"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"
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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

3) and wallow, when some son-of-a-Bitch

"If E-Z Pass existed in 1972 Sonnie Corleone would still be alive today" c&
"Getting my 15 minutes of fame a few seconds at a time"
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[Reephdweller]

with a muzzle and a hard-on...

<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=go2osirus">

[DeltaPin]

5) came on her tits, she started to itch

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ktk7439/files/potch.JPG>


This message was edited by DeltaPin on 2-10-03 @ 12:30 AM