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Tenbatsuzen
01-07-2003, 04:54 AM
I completely missed RAW, but I knew there was trouble afoot when someone IMed me and said, "Triple H turned me gay. He is beautiful."

Either Triple H is a hypocrite, or he is so in love with himself that he doesn't realize that bodybuilding contests to build up wrestling matches don't work.

I mean, he blames Tough Enough on "exposing" the business, yet he agrees to do a posedown gimmick, one of the fakest "confrontation" angles in the biz? Something doesn't jive here.

I mean, seriously, why not build up the match as Steiner being the monster heel and Triple H being the tweener who has self-doubt whether or not he can beat him? The look of anguish on Triple H's face during the arm-wrestling match (another stupid fake confrontation) spoke volumes, why not build on that?



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Crippler
01-07-2003, 05:12 AM
why not build on that?

Because HHH wil NEVER allow himself to look bad on two consecutive shows ever again.

Funny how a guy who lived & died for the 'biz for years before making it to main event is now killing the 'biz he loves so dearly & refuses to see it. Selfish bastard.

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DarkHippie
01-07-2003, 05:16 AM
this posedown was gayer than than billy and chuck's wedding. what's next, they have a "hot carl" mud wrestling bout?

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RF Godfather
01-07-2003, 05:27 AM
what's next, they have a "hot carl" mud wrestling bout?HOT CARL = RATINGS!

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Tenbatsuzen
01-07-2003, 05:31 AM
hot carl


Well, FMW already had the anal explosion match. I guess we leave it up to Vince to turn it up a notch.



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JustJon
01-07-2003, 06:36 AM
Quote:
what's next, they have a "hot carl" mud wrestling bout?

HOT CARL = RATINGS!
Mark is already warming up his lube.

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Crippler
01-07-2003, 06:39 AM
HOT CARL

Now I'm starvin'!

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metalsatan
01-07-2003, 11:45 AM
well they already had regal give yellow disipline to big show in the bathroom...a hot carl would only be in order

What do I have to say? This is not a bit!

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DarkHippie
01-07-2003, 11:49 AM
don't forget Regal drinking a "spot of Pee" courtesy of Chris Jericho. and he kissed Vince's ass . . . now that I think of it, Regal is into some sick shit. what kind of "wrestling" was he doing back in the carnivals? They don't call his home "Blackpool" for nothin' you know.

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FatTony
01-07-2003, 12:53 PM
Now why does Vince McMahon continue to think that we, the people who watch his shows, are complete morons? I mean, how many of us were sitting there saying, Jeez you know those 6 guys Triple H picked from the crowd could be wrestlers themselves? Not to mention once Triple H said he could do more push ups than Scotty, didn't we all know those 6 judges would attact Steiner? Jeez. I hate wrestling now.

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SuperClerk
01-07-2003, 06:29 PM
C'mon people. Trips had the posedown to remind us how jacked he is. He is the ultimate male, afterall. We should all hope and dream that someday we could be as great as him. He is a spectacular specimen. If I absolutley had to fuck one guy, it would be Triple H. He is the reason for all of our existance. And we shall forever be indebted to him. Thank you Levesque. Thank you dearly. <P>

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FatTony
01-07-2003, 07:03 PM
Umm...wow. That is seriously disturbing SuperClerk.

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Heather 8
01-07-2003, 07:11 PM
Indeed, our Trips is an awesome Trips. *eye roll* <P>
I think that segment actually succeeded in making me switch teams. Bring on the bitches! :) <P>

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Se7en
01-07-2003, 07:16 PM
Honestly, I see only two reasons for that posedown contest last night.

1. It's cause Trips is (surprise) injured again, and is thus limited in what he can do in the ring (this is actually true).

or

2. Trips is just really, REALLY gay.

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SuperClerk
01-07-2003, 07:17 PM
***Ahem*** <P>
The whole show otherwise was really good. Up until this awful posedown, the HHH-Steiner feud has really been built up well. I am not expecting much from this match as far as wrestling, but it still should be interesting. <P>

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Evilpete
01-07-2003, 07:21 PM
The whole show otherwise was really good. Up until this awful posedown, the HHH-Steiner feud has really been built up well. I am not expecting much from this match as far as wrestling, but it still should be interesting.


I already know how it's going to go:

-HHH will have steiner almost kill himself with big bumps or major hits with chairs and such.
-HHH will bring out the fake blood (c'mon, if he really cut himself, he'd have scars all over his face).
-standard "HHH with the sledgehammer" gay bit.
-Steiner brings out a chair and somhow misses HHH's huge forehead and hits Flair
-HHH gets the chair, hits Steiner with it, and then hits his gay-ass finisher on the chair
-HHH wins

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Crippler
01-07-2003, 08:07 PM
I don't care what happens, as long as that hunk of a man HHH spends another week or two under the tan lamps so he's even darker! (what a vain fucker he is)
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Dewey
01-07-2003, 10:58 PM
Now why does Vince McMahon continue to think that we, the people who watch his shows, are complete morons?


How can I even begin to handle this one?

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spyderman28
01-08-2003, 02:40 PM
you can't, to reply to this one is like trying to make...wow, what do you know, a loss for words.

DarkHippie
01-08-2003, 03:54 PM
I bet HHH's idea of sex is him jerking off in the mirror while Stephanie covers his body in cocoa butter, fucking egomaniac.

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Heather 8
01-08-2003, 04:07 PM
I bet HHH's idea of sex is him jerking off in the mirror while Stephanie covers his body in cocoa butter, fucking egomaniac. Can't sleep, image will haunt me...can't sleep, image will haunt me...can't sleep... <P>

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Crippler
01-08-2003, 09:38 PM
Damn you Hippie!

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