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The Blowhard
01-07-2003, 04:01 PM
Gotta be fair here, let's start a list.
For starters, will somebody duct tape Ann Coulters mouth?
And please Sean Hannity, this "evil Liberal" stuff is inane.
William F. Buckley rocks by the way. I just wanted to throw that in.
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Reephdweller
01-07-2003, 04:06 PM
If Jerry Falwell is one, then add that fat fuck to the list.
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EffMeBoobs
01-07-2003, 04:08 PM
Ann Coulter
Jeb Bush
Tucker Carlson - That bowtie is really fucking annoying!!!
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DC Reed
01-07-2003, 04:15 PM
whens the top 20 most annoying indpendants?
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GvacNoMore
01-07-2003, 04:26 PM
I couldn't agree more with the Hannity nomination.
His show is unlistenable. He can beat a point into the ground like no one else.
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The Jays
01-07-2003, 04:30 PM
I couldn't agree more with the Hannity nomination.
His show is unlistenable. He can beat a point into the ground like no one else.
... Second most listened to radio talk show in the country.... can't be too annoying.... especially when he's right most of the time....
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GvacNoMore
01-07-2003, 04:54 PM
I'll take Bob Grant or Rush Limbaugh over Hannity any day of the week.
I've even started listening to O'Reilly recently because Hannity annoys me so much.
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billyio
01-07-2003, 05:29 PM
I'd add Pat Buchanan to the list as well.
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furie
01-07-2003, 05:37 PM
Jeb's a moderate
Rush Limbaugh bugs the crap out of me.
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Pat Buchanan
Jerry Falwell
Pat Robertson
Trent Lott (for the record, I hated him being the Senate Leader even before "the speech")
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Arienette
01-07-2003, 06:32 PM
Jerry Falwelland we have a winner. fucking idiot...
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NewYorkDragons80
01-07-2003, 06:33 PM
That bowtie is really fucking annoying!!!
Nobody should ever wear bowties under any circumstances. I was at a Brooks Brothers after Christmas and I must have spent a good 5 minutes just thinking to myself "Are any of these acceptable in the human race?"
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NewYorkDragons80
01-07-2003, 06:36 PM
Pat Buchanan or Jerry Falwell... Should I blame the sun or the ozone layer for skin cancer?
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DarkHippie
01-07-2003, 06:38 PM
Pat Buchanan or Jerry Falwell... Should I blame the sun or the ozone layer for skin cancer?
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Dewey
01-07-2003, 06:59 PM
I love Ann Coulter! I'd be happy to take care of the chore of keeping her mouth busy.
As for most annoying:<br>
George Will (pretentious f)<br>
William F. Buckley (pretentious w)<br>
Bow tie boy <br>
Robert Novak (say it, don't spray it, Dracula)<br>
Jerry Falwell <br>
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samnyc
01-07-2003, 07:07 PM
The thing I hate most about conservatives is how they're willing to justify crazy ideas by any means necessary. Hannity demonizes his liberal guests when introducing them and when if they manage to get a cogent point across despite his rhetoric he changes the subjects immediately. O'Reilly is also often nasty but, unlike most crazy conservatives, at least he stands for decency - case in point, he called out the Palestinian terrorist professor in Florida.
Heckler, the worst I've heard is Mark Levin on WABC radio. Listen to him if you don't believe me on Sunday afternoons though, I'm warning you, he's intolerable after about three minutes.
Trent Lott represents conservative social ideology well so he should be on the listen you compile as well, but, as Ronnie said last night, why is no one concerned that the Strom Thurman was elected to the Senate for 60 years??
Recyclerz
01-07-2003, 07:46 PM
Oh man, I'm going to have to pace myself on this one... <P> George Will: I'm with Dewey on this one - a priss who has delusions of grandeur about his intellectual prowess. <P> Ann Coulter - I'm NOT with Dewey on this one. I'd sooner dip my dink in the rice pudding Harry Elvis was playing with than go near her. Seriously, what is wrong with that (note: I almost never use this term) bitch? The act wears out in about three nanoseconds and she has no intellectual gravitas to back anything up. <P> Charles Krauthammer - another pompous ass who is usually wrong. <P> The Impeachment Philanderers - I don't want to take the thread off-topic by launching a tangent re: Clinton's impeachment trial but I have to say the moralists who were screaming the loudest only to have their own pecadillos brought to light deserve scorn from all factions. Yes, I mean you Henry Hyde, Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, DanBurton, et al. <P> Bill Bennett - Everybody's least favorite moralist <P>
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but, as Ronnie said last night, why is no one concerned that the Strom Thurman was elected to the Senate for 60 years??
Because in spite of whatever views he held, he's done the most important thing a politician can do: bring home money to his or state/district. Therefore he's been relected 7 times since 1954.
Another good example is former Klansman, Senator Robert Byrd who was elected to the House in 1952 and then to the Senate in 1958.
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The Blowhard
01-07-2003, 08:08 PM
Heckler, the worst I've heard is Mark Levin on WABC radio. Listen to him if you don't believe me on Sunday afternoons though, I'm warning you, he's intolerable after about three minutes.
Hannity calls him "The Great One". Pathetic.
The scariest Conservatives to me are freaks like Robertson, Falwell and that worm Ralph Reed. The GOP has been hijacked by "wolves in sheeps clothing". Frauds, all of them!
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TheMojoPin
01-07-2003, 09:50 PM
While I agree that most of the people listed here are annoying (Coulter, Hannity, et al), I ultimately can't end up truly disliking them, because they're nobodies. Be they liberal or conservative, I can't stand pundits. They're ineffectual little nothings who just like the sound of their own voice, yet contribute nothing to the system and society they praise/tear down. They're just yammering talking heads without real jobs that do nothing except serve to further damage the already frazzled political mentality in this country.
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billyio
01-07-2003, 10:24 PM
Good post Mojo,but unfortunately, i think they have had some considerable success as lobbyers against the freedoms we are entitled to enjoy throughout our lives. That Falwell's nonsense against censorship in the mid-80s actually generated political hearings-as if the country doesn't have anything better to do than debate Larry FLynt, and the Gores' triumphant sticker label campaign agianst 2-Live Crew and Judas Priest. Suckers. Sometimes I can't help but see the two parties as posturers who blur their platforms to fit the "politician's mold" . It seems to me to be public image and campaign appeal,rather than anything of real socio-political substance. I mean, are these people actually idealistic or just Barnum and Bailey .
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high fly
01-08-2003, 09:40 AM
Gotta go with Robert Barr from where, Georgia? What a bastard; but in spite of that, I was sorry to see him lose down there because in a lot of pictures he looks like Tojo. Also on the list are Dumbya because of those snide comments he constantly makes, Pat Buchannon is an old favorite, Bill O'Reilly because he refuses to admit being a Republican [next time he trots out that "independent" bullshit, I wish someone would ask him how many Democrats he's voted for and how many Republicans, Trent Lott is just a big dork and that Bauer guy is a little one....
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Yerdaddy
01-08-2003, 10:00 AM
That annoying little muppet, Alan Keyes, who brought every issue in the Republican debates back to abortion. He made Steve Forbes sound reasonable.
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Trainspotting
01-08-2003, 10:10 AM
I can't stand Dr. Laura,
that weasel Mark Levin, and Tom Mahr, Limbaugh and Hannity. Bob Grant is the best of the conservative pundits.
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high fly
01-08-2003, 10:28 AM
I hope to see more of Steve Forbes.Does anyone in politics look more like a mad scientist? You know he doesn't watch football in the den like the rest of us.Oh no, he putters around in the laBORatory, and has those coily things going up to the ceiling with electricity flowing up and down them, various bottles with what looks like the fog of dry ice oozing out of them, and an assistant with one eye in his forehead and the other in his cheek.
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jaxoncoherent
01-08-2003, 10:33 AM
Please remove Bob Grant and Bill O'Reilly from this list!
Intelligent, informative and on point always!
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high fly
01-08-2003, 10:39 AM
O'Reilly stays.All that talking over people and interrupting and namecalling by the rules of debate are another way of waving the white flag. He claims people don't come on because they're afraid to debate him, but the truth is he's so damned rude they don't want or need to come on with him.And he loads the "no spin zone" with his own spin. How about putting in Ronald Raygun? Affable?Yes. He also traded arms for hostages, lied like hell to us about it and SENT CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS TO IRAQ!!!
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TheMojoPin
01-08-2003, 12:23 PM
I don't mind O'Reilly. He's a terrible debator and interviewer, but he gives the conservatives almost as much shit as he does the liberals. He falls too far into the middle to be considered a hardcore "right winger"...
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01-13-2003, 06:08 PM
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Abrasive Dean
01-13-2003, 06:13 PM
The 20 Most ANNOYING Conservatives
Whilst this means something different to me the answer is Margaret Thatcher.
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NewYorkDragons80
01-13-2003, 06:27 PM
I actually don't mind Coulter. She had some decent points in her book even though she is an extremist.
Another post I just made reminded me of 2 conservatives I hate; Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. A couple of guys who used daddy to get out of Vietnam, then become the most hawkish bastards this side of Tail Gunner Joe.
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Newt Gingrich. A couple of guys who used daddy to get out of Vietnam, then become the most hawkish bastards this side of Tail Gunner Joe.
I'm pretty sure that Newt was exempted based on a student deferment and the fact that he had/has poor eyesight.
Lots of people got out of serving in Vietnam through connections. Quayle did it. Clinton did it. Bush did it.
In fact, Bush served in the Texas Air National Guard with the son of Senator Lloyd Bentsen.
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NewYorkDragons80
01-14-2003, 02:10 PM
Being a student helped some of the time. My dad was attending college in 1969 when he got his draft notice. He had been attending college to get his degree so he could become a United States Air Force officer and a pilot. Instead, he ended up enlisting in the USAF and become a loadmaster. He loves what he does and is still in the reserves, but I know that he would have loved to fly.
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Yerdaddy
01-14-2003, 06:31 PM
I've seen Newt Gingrich in person and he's a monster. Imagine if Boss Hogg was about 5'11". I'd have to believe him if he said he got out of service for swallowing alot of aggression - and alot of pizzas.
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high fly
01-15-2003, 09:01 AM
MOST annoying? Now that I think of it, Dumbya has got to top the list cuz he can't stop lying. A few examples from a long list: Campaign Bush said on "day one" of his presidency that he'd move the US embassy in Israel to Jeruselem- he lied. Campaign Bush lied about the tax cuts he would seek. Campaign Bush clubbed the Clinton administration about their China policy and talked about getting tough with China- since getting in office we've seen Dumbya grovelling out an apology to the Chinese because one of their planes ran into one of ours, and he's had-em over at the house where he sucked up more to them. Campaign Bush talked about getting the government out of the local school systems and then President Bush lays national testing standards on them, and then proposes this voucher program where the kids can go to a private school where [shocker] they wouldn't have to take the national tests... Dumbya lies lies lies
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TheMojoPin
01-15-2003, 12:34 PM
"Dumbya"? You probably think "N'Stink" is the epitome of hilarity, right?
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The Blowhard
01-15-2003, 12:39 PM
BOB GRANT RULES! Especially when Anthony did his imitation on O&A.
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Spank Daddy
01-15-2003, 12:51 PM
Tucker Carlson - That bowtie is really fucking annoying!!!
Is he a conservative ?? That must piss off his mother, cause she's one of those "I wish I was in Monica's shoes" Clinton apologist.
Dudeman
01-15-2003, 01:57 PM
Ralph Reed- my personal
least favorite
Jerry Falwell- like the onion
said, "is this guy an
asshole or what?
Pat Robertson
Pat Buchanan
trent lott
Secretary of the Interior
Gale A. Norton- a very
dangerous lady
george w bush- a very
dangerous man
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01-15-2003, 02:22 PM
Pat Robertson drives me crazy! <P>
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NewYorkDragons80
01-15-2003, 06:16 PM
Anyone who wears a bowtie is annoying. In my life, I do not foresee myself ever wearing a bowtie. I always wondered if the men who wear bowties think women OR ANYONE find that attractive.
"Dumbya"? You probably think "N'Stink" is the epitome of hilarity, right?
Mon Dieu! Thank you! I hate the play on words jokes.
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LiquidCourage
01-15-2003, 07:35 PM
I saw an official list of the 20 most annoying liberals.
I should post it.
It consisted mostly of annoying Hollywood dirtbags.
The Jays
01-15-2003, 07:36 PM
... we did that already... we believe in fairnesss here.... :)
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LiquidCourage
01-15-2003, 07:37 PM
Here it is.
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TheMojoPin
01-16-2003, 10:01 AM
I saw an official list of the 20 most annoying liberals.
It already got its own thread first. The people decided that this one shall live on. Go figure.
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NYCswede7
01-16-2003, 10:24 AM
I believe most of you are confusing the word conservative with the word republican. If what you find annoying is conservatism and assuming most of you are democrats, the most annoying conservative would be JOE LIEBERMAN. One more thing, before you go hating Trent Lott too much remember that the Democratic Party has the ONLY senator who was a ranking member in th KKK! Senator Birds only defense of record to his rampant hate of blacks & jews is that "I believe no blacks were linched during my time." One last thing...I am a life long democrat, and these days I'm not too proud of that.
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For all those that keep putting O'Reilly on the list he is not a conservative. He is an independent. The man is for tax cuts but he is against the death penalty. You cannot call your self a conservative and oppose the death penalty.
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LiquidCourage
01-16-2003, 05:51 PM
Bill O'Reilly is an independent conservative.
LiquidCourage
01-16-2003, 06:04 PM
Joe Lieberman is a little bitch.
I've never heard of anyone so whiney.
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