Poopy Day

[Tarantulady]

I got dog poo on my hand today and I freaked out and dumped bleach all over my arm in the spur of the moment. Then I stepped in bunny poo and my parrot pooped on my shoulder. Then I had to go poo, while I was on the phone with someone who JUST WOULD NOT HANG UP ( I hate that). Finally I said, either hang up your you'll be hearing me sh*t because my colon isn't as polite as I'm TRYING to be... then they hung up.

[Death Metal Moe]

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[high fly]

Poo hoo fer yoo. At least you didn't get swine poo or Hong Kong poo [but the day is young]. Got any Poos Brother's records? And by the way, what do you wash your hair with?

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[Jennitalia]

i touched mouse poop a couple of weeks ago. not as icky as dog poop, though.

and today i got to scoop up cat poop

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[walking joint]

i'm surprised you went with bleach to pour on yourself. not the first thing i would have thought of...probably not even the second thing I would have went for either. good story though, as all poo/poop stories are good.

[DarkHippie]

Missy, is that you?

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[faccia]

That was a great poop story... I laughed ALOT

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I went to work. Therefore I shoveled shit all day.

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[JustJon]

tarantulady, have you met missy?

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