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Captain Rooster
01-09-2003, 10:35 AM
The new ad camapign by the Detroit Project is a friggin' joke.

Their premise is if you drive an SUV then you are supporting terrorist attacks on the United States. God forbid you'd ever need to get a family into a big car and drive somewhere together.

I think I'll trade in my Tahoe for a tandem bike and some Radio Flyers for my kids to scoot to school.

Sad, truly sad.



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01-09-2003, 10:41 AM
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It's obvious, really...

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FMJeff
01-09-2003, 10:46 AM
Lamborghini Diablo...

The arcane vehicle for the son of G-d...

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Fallon
01-09-2003, 10:53 AM
What Would Jesus Drive?
A Segway.

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Thebazile78
01-09-2003, 10:53 AM
The new ad camapign by the Detroit Project is a friggin' joke.

Their premise is if you drive an SUV then you are supporting terrorist attacks on the United States. God forbid you'd ever need to get a family into a big car and drive somewhere together.

Perhaps what they're really trying to say is when you drive alone, you drive with BinLaden ????

What's their take on minivans? or Moedl-T's?

Hmmm. . . what WOULD Jesus drive. . . ? Something big enough to seat 12 adults comfortably.




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JerseyTim
01-09-2003, 11:30 AM
Actually, it's got more to do with pollution than it does with terrorism. http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/resources/summary.php <P>
This actually is one of those rare occasions where the teaching of Jesus in the bible can is interpretted pretty well contextully into a modern-day situation. I'm not into the whole religion thing, but if people lived the way Jesus said to (and not the way those who claim to speak from today say), the world wouldn't be all that bad. <P>
I mean, this part is pretty reasonable and responsible: Principle One - Choose the least polluting, most fuel-efficient transportation option available for the task at hand. Principle Two - If a personal vehicle is essential, purchase the least polluting and most fuel efficient vehicle available that truly fits your needs. Principle Three - Advocate for and support policies of governments and practices of businesses that provide citizens and consumers with the most pedestrian-friendly, fuel-efficient, least polluting and safest transportation options now and in the future. <P>

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A.J.
01-09-2003, 11:35 AM
Nothing. He'd take public transportation.

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Wolf
01-09-2003, 11:48 AM
Nothing...he walks. Silly Christian, cars are for athiests!

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DarkHippie
01-09-2003, 12:00 PM
it kinda reminds me of those drug war commericals, where if you buy a joint, you support terrorism.

Anyway, my next car is gonna be a hybrid design. better gas milege, 1000$ tax break (thank you gov. Pataki) and better for the environment.

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Yerdaddy
01-09-2003, 12:47 PM
<a href="http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/iea/table12.html" target="_blank">World Petroleum Consumption, 1991-2000</a>

US=25% of total consumption.

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Spank Daddy
01-09-2003, 01:37 PM
That's it.........I'm trading in my Chevy Blazer and upgrading to the Tahoe ( and I'm gonna get a fully loaded one too ).

dassal3399
01-09-2003, 01:56 PM
Jesus would drive a hoooked up, tricked out pimp- mobile.

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Reephdweller
01-09-2003, 02:29 PM
I agree, he's a roamin' catholic so he'd roam.

But if he did, I'd say he'd take a ride in a Pathfinder

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NewYorkDragons80
01-09-2003, 02:47 PM
Driving an SUV does make you an idiot if you live on Long Island. If you live in a rural area, that's another story.

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TooCute
01-09-2003, 03:30 PM
Driving an SUV does
make you an idiot if you live
on Long Island. If you live in
a rural area, that's another
story.

Don't overgeneralize. I like
to LEAVE Long Island on
occasion, and having an
SUV makes it much safer
for me to persue my various
hobbies.


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Captain Rooster
01-09-2003, 03:31 PM
The commercials actually asks that question, "What would Jesus drive?"

I didn't make that up. LOL

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Gvac
01-09-2003, 03:40 PM
People who don't ski, fish, hunt, or pursue any other various outdoor activities or visit snowy mountains frequently can easily say "SUV's are stupid."

Try pulling a bass boat and putting it in the water with a car. Or climbing a snow covered mountain to go skiing without 4 wheel drive.

SUV's are one of the greatest automotive inventions ever, and I don't think I'll ever drive anything else.

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Captain Rooster
01-09-2003, 03:47 PM
http://www.detroitproject.com/

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Yerdaddy
01-09-2003, 04:24 PM
Question: Which ad campaign is dumber - SUV=terrorism or drugs=terrorism?

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skullcrush
01-09-2003, 05:53 PM
either the pope-mobile or that car that hitler drove

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TheMojoPin
01-09-2003, 08:08 PM
that car that hitler drove

"Hey, everybody! Look at me! I'm HITLER!!!"

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