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The Chairman

01-09-2003, 07:56 PM

Slow start. RnF mercifully pulled the plug on the comedy pyramid (didn't even get near a square base on that one)..

but:

1) The music KILLED.
Sly and the Family Stone (Family Affair) and Main Ingredient (Everybody Plays the Fool) worth price of admission alone. Ron knows his 70's soul...

2) Billy was awesome. Talked about the 2nd Amendment with the authority, clarity and conviction of an anti-Robert Bork (or perhaps more aptly Lawrence Tribe.) Billy getting more trenchant every day. The tannins have matured and he'll be a fine cabernet in 2003.

3) Ron's timing was more perfect than a Patek Philippe.
Check that...more perfect than an ensemble of cesium-beam frequency standards and hydrogen masers.

2003 is going to be lovey.

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This message was edited by Chairman_Kaga on 1-10-03 @ 12:10 AM

JerseyRich

01-09-2003, 09:13 PM

3) Ron's timing was more perfect than a Patek Philippe.
Check that...more perfect than an ensemble of cesium-beam frequency standards and hydrogen masers.

I love how you always make me feel like a 3rd grader.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

PanterA

01-09-2003, 09:15 PM

3) Ron's timing was more perfect than a Patek Philippe.
Check that...more perfect than an ensemble of cesium-beam frequency standards and hydrogen masersWhen reading this I felt like bobbing my head side to side, fix my hair, and throwing in a "Babe" at the end...

And I am outta here!!

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Bob Impact

01-09-2003, 10:53 PM

3) Ron's timing was more perfect than a Patek Philippe. Check that...more perfect than an ensemble of cesium-beam frequency standards and hydrogen masers.

I think you have officially become Dennis Miller now. Babe.

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slitwrist78

01-09-2003, 11:08 PM

what was the big announcement they said they were going to make that we have been waiting months for.. are they announcing the new format?

ChrisTheCop

01-09-2003, 11:47 PM

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dassal3399

01-10-2003, 12:05 AM

Everybody knows that Ronnie kicks ass.

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The Chairman

01-10-2003, 08:11 AM

I think you have officially become Dennis Miller now. Babe.

Dennis Miller is the Poor Man's Chairman.

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The Chairman

01-10-2003, 08:13 AM

psst...your pocket protector
is showing.

Nerds don't wear Patek's dude.

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Steels

01-10-2003, 08:23 AM

I love how you always make me feel like a 3rd grader.

That is the intent.

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PanterA

01-10-2003, 08:24 AM

When reading this I felt like bobbing my head side to side, fix my hair, and throwing in a "Babe" at the end...

And I am outta here!!I guess I should have just said, Dennis Miller.

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The Chairman

01-10-2003, 08:49 AM

That is the intent.

I regret you feel this way.

That is NOT the intent.

Do you blame the grasshopper for the shadow it casts?

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Thebazile78

01-10-2003, 08:50 AM

Check that...more perfect than an ensemble of cesium-beam frequency standards and hydrogen masers.

"Whoosh!"

What you're hearing now is not, as many would have you believe, the sound of one hand clapping, but yet another "whoosh!" posted by our very own Chairman Kaga.

Thank you Chairman for encouraging me to expand my mind.

I wonder if this link here: http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/cesium.html will help those of us who did not understand it initially "get" the reference?

I think so. :)

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ChrisTheCop

01-10-2003, 09:18 AM

rimemder wen mee adn shepey wur da smard wons arownd heer?

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ozzie

01-10-2003, 09:23 AM

Ron - "Earl, will you please go to the black community and tell them that I wan't them to start making soul music again? And not this 'Nelly' crap either"

The music last night alone was worth the trip.

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A.J.

01-10-2003, 09:31 AM

The music last night alone was worth the trip.

The original version of "Everybody Plays The Fool" by was a nice touch (though Aaron Neville's remake is pretty good too).

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Bill From Yorktown

01-10-2003, 09:48 AM

anyone know who that was they were playing during the bad breakup talk, when Ron said he called Swiss Miss and the other girl as the Ronettes?

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The Blowhard

01-10-2003, 09:50 AM

1) The music KILLED.
Sly and the Family Stone (Family Affair) and Main Ingredient (Everybody Plays the Fool) worth price of admission alone. Ron knows his 70's soul...

Ronnie does know his stuff. Back in the 60's we only had AM radio and the music was mixed. You could hear the Beatles, Four Tops, Stones, Delfonics, Chi-Lites and so many of the greats all mixed together. We all sang along, whether it was rock, soul, pop or silly "Bubblegum".
Radio today is shit.

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bigbaldirish

01-10-2003, 10:02 AM

Check that...more perfect than an ensemble of cesium-beam frequency standards and hydrogen masers.

i thought it was more like peanut butter and jelly... now that's PERFECTION

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Steels

01-10-2003, 10:03 AM

Do you blame the grasshopper for the shadow it casts?

If at times it goes out of its way to make one, yes.

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Dewey

01-10-2003, 10:17 AM

Do you blame the grasshopper for the shadow it casts?

If it climbs on a rock, admires its own shadow, and thinks it's a stallion, most definitely.

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DC Reed

01-10-2003, 10:43 AM

i tried to build the pyramid, but it was already 6 feet under.....cant build em all.

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silera

01-10-2003, 10:50 AM

anyone know who that was they were playing during the bad breakup talk, when Ron said he called Swiss Miss and the other girl as the Ronettes?

You sure know how to make a girl feel special.

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Bill From Yorktown

01-10-2003, 10:51 AM

I am SOOOO sorry - it's been what - 20 hours or so? Hell there are days when I forget my phone number - us old folks have problems in that area.

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IrishAlkey

01-10-2003, 11:23 AM

Who was the spic cunt who kept stepping all over Swiss Miss's lines?

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The Chairman

01-10-2003, 11:25 AM

If at times it goes out of its way to make one, yes. 
If it climbs on a rock, admires its own shadow, and thinks it's a stallion, most definitely. 
OK, I'm off to go get a lobotomy. Or perhaps find a time machine and travel back to third grade. It would make 95% of you so much happier, I guess. 
I shouldn't need to have to say this, and this will be the last time, but I seriously don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me. 
I'm whole like that. 
On the other hand, I appreciate all of you for the uniqueness each of you brings to this Board. Thank you. 

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IrishAlkey

01-10-2003, 11:27 AM

Hi, Kaga!

*waves*

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ozzie

01-10-2003, 11:33 AM

anyone know who that was they were playing during the bad breakup talk, when Ron said he called Swiss Miss and the other girl as the Ronettes?

Macy Gray

Btw, did Fez ever find his chicken bones?

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oz

Dewey

01-10-2003, 11:40 AM

OK, I'm off to go get a lobotomy. Or perhaps find a time machine and travel back to third grade.

Forget it. It's not worth the trouble.

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This message was edited by Dewey on 1-10-03 @ 3:48 PM

Friday

01-10-2003, 12:23 PM

what was the big announcement they said they were going to make that we have been waiting months for.. are they announcing the new format?

I was wondering about this too...but I have a show tonight and won't be able to listen to the show.... I guess I will be on the phone later on to find out what it was.

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Bridget

01-10-2003, 12:41 PM

Ronnie does know his stuff. Back in the 60's we only had AM radio and the music was mixed. You could hear the Beatles, Four Tops, Stones, Delfonics, Chi-Lites and so many of the greats all mixed together. We all sang along, whether it was rock, soul, pop or silly

AMEN to that!!!I use to fall asleep and wake up to WABC.I would rush home from school, run up to my room and put on my radio and milk my homework, just so I wouldn't have to leave my room.I would love to have Ron pick out his favorite top 10 songs and put them on CD.At least I would have something to listen to between 2:00 and 7:00.

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The Chairman

01-12-2003, 08:11 PM

Do you blame the grasshopper for the shadow it casts?

Dewey and Steels: I must admit, your comebacks were great!

And I have no idea how I came up with that grasshopper line...perhaps I will submit it to a fortune cookie company or something..

Touche!

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SatCam

01-13-2003, 12:54 PM

Btw, did Fez ever find his chicken bones?As a matter of fact he did. They were in his poopie the next day

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