I am Dead (A drunk e-mail)

[CYYYFYYY]

I don;t know how I dyed all I
know is I am not feeling a
damn pulse. The whole thing
is a blur. The last thin I
remember is drinking a white
Russian and saying bye to
Anna. So Mr. Horde King I am
in the after life so does this
prove there is a G-d? Or can
there be an after life and
still be no G-d/ Why didn't
Anna, Gwenith, or Missy try to
revive me and give me mouth to
mouth. The other girl could
have tried also but at this
moment you name escapes me.
So I am dead. Do you know
what that means.... SAY IT!!
SAY IT!!! You read posts from
Dead people. HA HA ... I may
be dead but I am still funny.
I was a good man while i was
alive. and I learned alot
about taping ones breasts
today. thank you for clearing
that up before I dyed hmmm
that is enough before I say


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

[irishkb]

that is enough before I say


i am retardally drunk and i need to go to bed..

god damn man.. just hit the sack. tomorrow will not be fun for you my friend.

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[fiestygal]

holy shit that was funny

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THANX TENBATSUZEN!!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Dearly Beloved, ::burp::
We are gathered here today to... ::swig::

CYYYFYYY was born in ::hiccup::...

He was a great ZzZZzzZzZZzZzzzz





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[irishkb]

go to bed you drunk fuck.. ahhahaahhaha look the pot is calling the kettle black...
hahahaa

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

heyyyyyyyyyy buddayyyyyy
you found the alcoholic thread for me.. wait.. where are all the drunk white guys?

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[DarkHippie]

I <3 drunk Cyyyfyyyy posts!!!!

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[angrymissy]

The last thin I
remember is drinking a white
Russian

fag.

I woke up and found that I had been sleeping with my mouth open and was about to drown in a puddle of drool. It was delightful.

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[Hosp]

Was it someone elses drool? That would make the story <i>that</i> much better.

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[CYYYFYYY]

I like white Russians and I am
not ashamed of it!!!!!


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

[Hosp]

First, I'm only half Russian.

Secondly, I don't swing that way.

Better luck next time.

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[CYYYFYYY]

Thats not what you said last
night Hosp!!!!! I will not
be your secx toy anymore you
are through.... why do i
always get hurt at the Lamb
first my Hot Blond Fiance
takes contras number and now
this Hosp thing... I can't
take it anymore... THIS IS NOT
A BIT!!!!!


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I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I saw both of you staring at that gay porn magazine at the newsstand. I was tipsy, but I remember that much.



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We're born into the grave my friend.

And we're all children of the grave.

I've seen men crawl from the cradle to the coffin on thier hands.

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[CYYYFYYY]

That was not gay porn it was
staright porn..... we just
happened just to be looking at
the guys!!!!!


Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY
Party Harty!!!!!!