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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-11-2003, 01:18 PM
Which do you think hurts more?
Hitting funny bone on the corner of the wall
Banging the back of your head on car door
Walking fast with cold bare feet and stubbing 3 toes on the hard wont budge if you kick it wooden leg of a couch and you trip and your ice cream sandwich goes flying across the room and your dog eats it as your other dog climbs over you to get some ice cream too as she claws your bare back?
Just wondering ...
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This message was edited by BrianTheBailBondsman on 1-11-03 @ 5:22 PM
SoccerMom
01-11-2003, 01:39 PM
I broke my tailbone and saw stars like in a cartoon.
Reephdweller
01-11-2003, 03:11 PM
Hitting funny bone on the corner of the wall
Banging the back of your head on car door
both have happened to me. i think the funny bone hurt more.
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reeshy
01-11-2003, 03:18 PM
How 'bout a knife in the nads??????????????
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Knowledged_one
01-11-2003, 03:23 PM
sewing your asshole closed and keep feeding you
or
Stabbing your tounge with a rusty screwdriver
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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-12-2003, 09:02 PM
ouch
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Death Metal Moe
01-12-2003, 09:05 PM
ANYTHING with the Nads leaves that dull pain and nausea behind for like a half hour if you smack the boys just right.
But from you list Brian, I'd say hitting your head. It stings for like 5 minutes and THEN you get a bump and headache.
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blakjeezis
01-12-2003, 09:13 PM
There is nothing in this world that quite matches the pure, white-hot anger that comes from bumping your head. The head-banging rage is a blind rage, and woe betide anyone who suffers under that wrath.
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Arienette
01-12-2003, 09:13 PM
sewing your asshole closed and keep feeding you
or
Stabbing your tounge with a rusty screwdrivergotta love the wu tang
and i vote for funny bone
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Coach
01-13-2003, 09:20 AM
I say hitting the bridge of the nose not only does it blind you but you have to sneeze with all that pain.
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Contra
01-13-2003, 09:29 AM
"Put your nuts up on a table and hit'em with a spiked bat, BAH!"
i'd say the head hitting.
the funnybone does sting like a mofo but it goes away rather quickly.
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SatCam
01-13-2003, 01:46 PM
here is one thing that I would kill my dogs if they ate it
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hyperspace
01-13-2003, 01:49 PM
being hit in the testicle with a riding crop.
HordeKing1
01-13-2003, 02:20 PM
Some people pay for that!
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FelixDasGato
01-13-2003, 08:09 PM
I have to say funny bone, the intial shock is bad enough but then the hot streak of crazy pins and needles down your forearm for those 3 minutes is awful.
I can take a knock on the noggin.
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Lucento
01-14-2003, 04:20 AM
I got bit on the testicle by an angry rottweiler and it became infected and swelled up. For a week I couldnt walk or let the sheets lay across it even in bed. Pure white black-man agony. Later on I caved in the top of that rottweilers head with an aluminum baseball bat. That'll learn ya! <P>
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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-14-2003, 09:55 AM
Loosing the Icream Sandwich hurt most!
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SatCam
01-14-2003, 01:30 PM
I got bit on the testicle by an angry rottweiler and it became infected and swelled up. For a week I couldnt walk or let the sheets lay across it even in bed.Wow, I cant imagine being half the man i am now
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Bridget
01-14-2003, 01:49 PM
Thanks to my husband and brother, who borrow my car every so often, both happens.I have a '91 Cavalier, so the seat is so far back, when I go to get in I smack my head.Last winter my door needed oil.Damn door just trys to close on its own.So as I'm smacking my head, my left funny bone is being abused also!!The worst is bruised ribs.It took 4 months before I could sit on both cheekbones. <P>
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reeshy
01-14-2003, 01:54 PM
Thanks to my husband and brother
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dassal3399
01-14-2003, 02:04 PM
How about putting your nut-sack on a dresser and bang them like boooouuuuuwwww!!!
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