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skullcrush
01-12-2003, 06:14 PM
living down south i get a lot of shit about being a "yankee",and then they go on about the civil war.i cant believe that after all these years,its still the hightlight of conversation down here.p.s,want to really piss them hicks off,compare the confederate's to the nazi's.that always gets a few kind words from the crowd
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Aggie
01-12-2003, 06:31 PM
welcome to my world. i grew up in jersey and now live in texas. i went to one of the most red neck school's ever....texas a&m. i just try to avoid them and i like to piss em off every once in awhile too.
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01-12-2003, 06:39 PM
Where are the Jeff Foxworthy jokes?
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TheMojoPin
01-12-2003, 07:22 PM
All I have to do is drive about 30 minutes down 81 and I'm hip-deep in redneck-land. Northern Virginia really is the cutoff point for the "north"...it's scary...
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fluffernutter
01-12-2003, 07:27 PM
The thing here in Philly is after you pass the Internatioonal Airport YOU ARE DOWN SOUTH. Not that I mind but the sooner I am down south, the sooner I can get Mr. Pibb, get me some grits and go to Waffle House !
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All I have to do is drive about 30 minutes down 81 and I'm hip-deep in redneck-land. Northern Virginia really is the cutoff point for the "north"...it's scary...
Or drive out on 66 to Front Royal.
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Northern Virginia really is the cutoff point for the "north"...it's scary...
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TheGameHHH
01-12-2003, 07:32 PM
I hate the South.
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TheMojoPin
01-12-2003, 07:37 PM
Or drive out on 66 to Front Royal.
Well, you have to take that to get to 81...close enough...
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2003, 07:47 PM
it also hasn't helped that a team called The Yankees kicked Atlanta's butt...
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synthfiend
01-13-2003, 08:44 PM
My girlfriend is white, a redneck, AND from Texas. Her family is just THRILLED about me. Texas is more than just the south. Remember Texas used to be it's own country so Texans are fanatical about being Texans. Add that to being from the south and the inbred pride that brings and well...I think I shall be packing a 9mm at family functions.
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I've never in my life had a civil war discussion with a fellow southerner. On the other hand I've never met a single yankee who I haven't discussed it with. I don't know why it's just kind of expected I guess. That "reconstruction" deal didn't go off too well on our ancestors.
It's all in good fun though.
But when the revolution starts back up I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the yankees I see. :)
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Patches
01-14-2003, 06:23 AM
Bah. I consider anything outside the five boroughs The South, and therefore rubes. Come to think of it, Staten Island is borderline.
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furie
01-14-2003, 07:22 AM
I was out on Oklahoma last year with this guy from GA. now, it was a fairly easygoing conversation, but out of the blue he mentions "the war of northern aggression."
Well, I went off. The main focus of my argument is "Northern aggression? You attacked us! You attacked FT Sumter & invaded Maryland at Bull Run. The south started it and got what they deserved.
I don't think anyone ever argued this point with him, because he just backed right down. It felt good.
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Doogie
01-14-2003, 07:42 AM
I hate the South
Well what about Florida??? That has been colonized many times over by New Yorkers
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JustJon
01-14-2003, 10:04 AM
Northern Virginia really is the cutoff point for the "north"...it's scary...
Whatever happened to the Mason-Dixon line?
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El Mudo
01-14-2003, 10:25 AM
You attacked FT Sumter & invaded Maryland at Bull Run. The south started it and got what they deserved.
1. South Carolinians considered Fort Sumter to be property of that state. They told the army they could stay there as long as they only brought merchant ships up to resupply them. They didnt..the militia drove the ships off, then told the army they had 48 hours to get out.
2. Manassass (or "bull run") is in Virginia, first invaded by the north. If anything was invaded first, it was maryland, where the federal government took over the whole state, arrested people for no reason, shut down the presses and circumvented the entire constitution..
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JerseyTim
01-14-2003, 11:35 AM
One of my pet peeves is neo-confederates and their garbage. That jerk Trent Lott got everything he deserved. If I never set foot below the mason-dixon, it'll be too soon.
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furie
01-14-2003, 11:40 AM
I love the bumper stickers that say "Don't blame me, I voted for Jeff Davis"
If i remember correctly, Jefferson Davis was not elected by the people, but simply appointed.
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reeshy
01-14-2003, 11:43 AM
I wish you people would stop knocking my dear old South! I was born in the South (Bronx)!!
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Aggie
01-14-2003, 11:56 AM
I was born in the South (Bronx)!!
did you know jenny from the block?
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TheMojoPin
01-14-2003, 03:19 PM
Whatever happened to the Mason-Dixon line?
It's still there, but the people in this area definitely stuck in the "northern yuppie" mode...too many governemnt employees and politicians, too. Biggest technological corridor in the country right here in Reston...
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