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Frank Black
01-12-2003, 10:41 PM
Help me.
What? Are you asking the women/men (whatever) on this board to make you cry?
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dassal3399
01-12-2003, 10:46 PM
All I could possiblily say get over it.
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sexy bastard
01-12-2003, 11:05 PM
at least your having sex
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dassal3399
01-12-2003, 11:05 PM
Why don't you smack her ass until she starts crying, that way you're both crying.
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fluffernutter
01-13-2003, 12:01 AM
What in the blue HELL is going on round here?
Uh...and so do I. Sometimes.
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FatTony
01-13-2003, 01:59 AM
Why don't you smack her ass until she starts crying, that way you're both crying.
Dassal, who said it is a her anyway? Maybe that's why he cries after sex. Either it hurts or he realizes he banged a guy again.
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reeshy
01-13-2003, 01:59 AM
Let me see if I got this straight!-you cry after getting laid-then you kill dogs!!!-mmmmmmmmm-time to work some overtime!!
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golfcourseguy
01-13-2003, 04:40 AM
Is having meaningful sex a problem? Are you sure those are tears on your pillowcase?
Who is it bothering,you,your partner,the maid? Tears often accompany a release of emotion. Hey, it's your birthday ,enjoy.
p.s. I cry every time I post and don't check the reply.
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Recyclerz
01-13-2003, 04:50 AM
Ya know, I liked you a lot better when you were in The Pixies. <P>
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Arienette
01-13-2003, 07:17 AM
horde king? horde king? wherefore art thou, horde king?
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Jennitalia
01-13-2003, 07:40 AM
imagine how the girls you bang must feel after sex
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Contra
01-13-2003, 10:23 AM
I cry after sex
YOU SISSY BOY!
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Patches
01-13-2003, 11:03 AM
I cry after sex
Ask him to use lube.
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dassal3399
01-13-2003, 11:06 AM
You got a point FatTony.
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HordeKing1
01-13-2003, 03:21 PM
This thread has "fake" written all over it.
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DreamWeaver
01-13-2003, 03:25 PM
Ask him to use lube.
or a spoon.
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Cybersoldier
01-13-2003, 06:39 PM
I cry after sex
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FiveB247
01-13-2003, 07:41 PM
You should kill a girl, then f' a dog...then you'd have something to cry about..
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Christy
01-13-2003, 07:47 PM
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Geppetto
01-13-2003, 07:50 PM
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Cyber, your best post ever.
And I know it already been said but if your getting laid what the hell are you crying for?
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BluntMan
01-13-2003, 08:06 PM
Dude, I cry during sex!!
::sigh::This is happening...this is really really happening!!::sigh:: Thank you Jesus!! ::sigh::
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Dewey
01-13-2003, 08:40 PM
I cry after sex too. That mace really f'in hurts.
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Well tell your older brother to stop ass raping you...and there will be no reason to cry....Oh wait...you cry when you remember who you are on a daily basis......Oh man...Just don't breed ok??? Your a waste of skin...
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whale_JUNK
01-14-2003, 12:17 AM
damn you to hell gaia! i wanted to be the first.
it was too easy.
SPOON!
Damn it Frank don't let these people get you down! You just keep on keeping on. This post and oriental one and also the killing a dog one are gold I tell ya, GOLD!
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DarkHippie
01-14-2003, 11:20 AM
why, did you let the Ninja out?
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Evilpete
01-14-2003, 12:23 PM
funny, ladies cry after a couple of hours of lovin with me...something about they're sore from my mass....
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johnnyfox
01-15-2003, 06:42 PM
Is it because your'e alone <P>
johnnyfox
01-15-2003, 06:43 PM
So does that sig pic...who the hell ever saw i dog wearing a crown for god sakes <P>
Abrasive Dean
01-15-2003, 06:47 PM
For God's sake man!!
By all means cry to try and get sex but not after it!!
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Death Metal Moe
01-15-2003, 06:55 PM
I cry when I read Frank Black posts.
Someone hold me.
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Reephdweller
01-15-2003, 07:33 PM
I cry when I read Frank Black posts.
damn...you beat me to this reply.
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jamesdiggy
01-24-2003, 08:11 PM
I cry after sex
I usually just pay, start the engine, and then have a refreshing mint.
Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.
Wow, this post was started 12 days ago. It seems like just yesterday. Wierd.
Whatever happened to Frank Black? He's still around right?
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Whatever happened to Frank Black? He's still around right?
Hopefully he took my advice and kicked the bucket.
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Earth2RON
01-25-2003, 10:10 AM
imagine how the girls you bang must feel after sex
They always feel used afterwards, i always tell them to give me my money back:)
bam44
01-25-2003, 01:13 PM
He's still around,right?
He's probally using a diffrent name, since his humor backfired and nobody really took his bait.
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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-25-2003, 05:03 PM
dude you gotta use a little K-Y in your butt first!
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