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Frank Black
01-12-2003, 10:41 PM
Help me.

Bama
01-12-2003, 10:44 PM
What? Are you asking the women/men (whatever) on this board to make you cry?

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dassal3399
01-12-2003, 10:46 PM
All I could possiblily say get over it.

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sexy bastard
01-12-2003, 11:05 PM
at least your having sex

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dassal3399
01-12-2003, 11:05 PM
Why don't you smack her ass until she starts crying, that way you're both crying.

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fluffernutter
01-13-2003, 12:01 AM
What in the blue HELL is going on round here?

Uh...and so do I. Sometimes.

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FatTony
01-13-2003, 01:59 AM
Why don't you smack her ass until she starts crying, that way you're both crying.


Dassal, who said it is a her anyway? Maybe that's why he cries after sex. Either it hurts or he realizes he banged a guy again.

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reeshy
01-13-2003, 01:59 AM
Let me see if I got this straight!-you cry after getting laid-then you kill dogs!!!-mmmmmmmmm-time to work some overtime!!

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golfcourseguy
01-13-2003, 04:40 AM
Is having meaningful sex a problem? Are you sure those are tears on your pillowcase?
Who is it bothering,you,your partner,the maid? Tears often accompany a release of emotion. Hey, it's your birthday ,enjoy.

p.s. I cry every time I post and don't check the reply.



This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 1-13-03 @ 8:51 AM

Recyclerz
01-13-2003, 04:50 AM
Ya know, I liked you a lot better when you were in The Pixies. <P>
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Arienette
01-13-2003, 07:17 AM
horde king? horde king? wherefore art thou, horde king?

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Jennitalia
01-13-2003, 07:40 AM
imagine how the girls you bang must feel after sex

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Contra
01-13-2003, 10:23 AM
I cry after sex


YOU SISSY BOY!

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Patches
01-13-2003, 11:03 AM
I cry after sex


Ask him to use lube.

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dassal3399
01-13-2003, 11:06 AM
You got a point FatTony.

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HordeKing1
01-13-2003, 03:21 PM
This thread has "fake" written all over it.



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DreamWeaver
01-13-2003, 03:25 PM
Ask him to use lube.

or a spoon.

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Cybersoldier
01-13-2003, 06:39 PM
I cry after sex


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FiveB247
01-13-2003, 07:41 PM
You should kill a girl, then f' a dog...then you'd have something to cry about..

tool

Christy
01-13-2003, 07:47 PM
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Geppetto
01-13-2003, 07:50 PM
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Cyber, your best post ever.

And I know it already been said but if your getting laid what the hell are you crying for?

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BluntMan
01-13-2003, 08:06 PM
Dude, I cry during sex!!

::sigh::This is happening...this is really really happening!!::sigh:: Thank you Jesus!! ::sigh::

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Dewey
01-13-2003, 08:40 PM
I cry after sex too. That mace really f'in hurts.

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Gaia
01-13-2003, 10:57 PM
Well tell your older brother to stop ass raping you...and there will be no reason to cry....Oh wait...you cry when you remember who you are on a daily basis......Oh man...Just don't breed ok??? Your a waste of skin...

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whale_JUNK
01-14-2003, 12:17 AM
damn you to hell gaia! i wanted to be the first.

it was too easy.

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Bama
01-14-2003, 09:00 AM
Damn it Frank don't let these people get you down! You just keep on keeping on. This post and oriental one and also the killing a dog one are gold I tell ya, GOLD!

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DarkHippie
01-14-2003, 11:20 AM
why, did you let the Ninja out?

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Evilpete
01-14-2003, 12:23 PM
funny, ladies cry after a couple of hours of lovin with me...something about they're sore from my mass....

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johnnyfox
01-15-2003, 06:42 PM
Is it because your'e alone <P>

johnnyfox
01-15-2003, 06:43 PM
So does that sig pic...who the hell ever saw i dog wearing a crown for god sakes <P>

Abrasive Dean
01-15-2003, 06:47 PM
For God's sake man!!

By all means cry to try and get sex but not after it!!

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Death Metal Moe
01-15-2003, 06:55 PM
I cry when I read Frank Black posts.

Someone hold me.

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Reephdweller
01-15-2003, 07:33 PM
I cry when I read Frank Black posts.


damn...you beat me to this reply.

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jamesdiggy
01-24-2003, 08:11 PM
I cry after sex
I usually just pay, start the engine, and then have a refreshing mint.

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Bama
01-24-2003, 08:45 PM
Wow, this post was started 12 days ago. It seems like just yesterday. Wierd.

Whatever happened to Frank Black? He's still around right?

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Gaia
01-25-2003, 09:59 AM
Whatever happened to Frank Black? He's still around right?


Hopefully he took my advice and kicked the bucket.

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Earth2RON
01-25-2003, 10:10 AM
imagine how the girls you bang must feel after sex
They always feel used afterwards, i always tell them to give me my money back:)

bam44
01-25-2003, 01:13 PM
He's still around,right?
He's probally using a diffrent name, since his humor backfired and nobody really took his bait.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
01-25-2003, 05:03 PM
dude you gotta use a little K-Y in your butt first!

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