A.J.
01-13-2003, 05:36 AM
Monday, January 13, 2003. Posted: 07:01:44 (AEDT)
Sufferers drop pants, pray for relief
Haemorrhoid sufferers are flocking to a church in central Portugal in the belief they will be cured by exposing their afflicted behinds to the statue of a local saint.
The suffering faithful in Murtosa, 250 kilometres north of Lisbon, attribute St Goncalo with the power to cure the condition, the Jornal de Noticias reported.
The 13th-century priest also has a reputation for curing acne and helping women find husbands.
Antonio Amador, a local doctor and member of the church, told the paper that turnout was still strong but that "before the numbers were even greater".
Amador said that several years ago a young woman with severe acne wanted to pray nude in the church but that the local priest would not allow it because he was "a bit conservative".
St Goncalo has a loyal local following. Every June, during a festival in his honour in the northern town of Amarante, unmarried men and women exchange penis-shaped cakes as tokens of their affection.
http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s761860.htm
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Sufferers drop pants, pray for relief
Haemorrhoid sufferers are flocking to a church in central Portugal in the belief they will be cured by exposing their afflicted behinds to the statue of a local saint.
The suffering faithful in Murtosa, 250 kilometres north of Lisbon, attribute St Goncalo with the power to cure the condition, the Jornal de Noticias reported.
The 13th-century priest also has a reputation for curing acne and helping women find husbands.
Antonio Amador, a local doctor and member of the church, told the paper that turnout was still strong but that "before the numbers were even greater".
Amador said that several years ago a young woman with severe acne wanted to pray nude in the church but that the local priest would not allow it because he was "a bit conservative".
St Goncalo has a loyal local following. Every June, during a festival in his honour in the northern town of Amarante, unmarried men and women exchange penis-shaped cakes as tokens of their affection.
http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s761860.htm
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A Skidmark production.