Cripple Fight [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

JustJon

01-13-2003, 06:56 PM

After a discussion with DC Reed this afternoon, we had a quandry come up... Who would win in a fight, Christopher Reeve or Stephen Hawking?

Both comeptitors' wheelchairs would get redone battlebots style, for some true ass kicking cripple fighting.

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IrishAlkey

01-13-2003, 07:03 PM

This is insensitive.

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PanterA

01-13-2003, 07:07 PM

steven hawking.

If they redo the wheelchairs battle bot style, Hawking would be able to come up with the better battle bot.

If they didnt redo the wheelchairs, Reeves has the size and weight on Steven. Not to mention Reeves had a mastive head he can use as a hammer punch.

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Reephdweller

01-13-2003, 07:10 PM

I think Christopher Reeve could take him.

Now..who would you kill Christopher Reeve or George Reeve?

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IrishAlkey

01-13-2003, 07:10 PM

Not to mention Reeves had a mastive head he can use as a hammer punch.

Declaring that Reeves would be swinging a dog's head around is even more insensitive.

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FelixDasGato

01-13-2003, 07:17 PM

Hawkings could crush all of us with his mind.
I would go with Hawking just because he is the veteran to the fairly new-comer Reeves in the wheelchair game.

What would the hazards be in the box

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ChrisTheCop

01-13-2003, 07:19 PM

as long as you dont make either fighter a negro, we should be ok politically.

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PanterA

01-13-2003, 07:47 PM

Alkey, jump off a bridge, will ya.

Thanks pal

Appreciate it

love ya...mean it...::click::

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Recyclerz

01-13-2003, 08:06 PM

Obviously, no one saw The Simpsons episode with Hawking. His wheelchair already has a spring-loaded boxing glove attached. 
Plus you have to admire the gumption of somebody in his physical condition who still dumps his wife for a new trophy model once he becomes rich & famous. 


You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

IrishAlkey

01-13-2003, 08:13 PM

Alkey, jump off a bridge, will ya.

I'll come back and win Cripple Fight!

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PanterA

01-13-2003, 08:32 PM

I would insert an ear joke, but thats old and played out.

So i'll say:

You wouldnt be able to make it to the cripple fight cause you have an appointment at the "parlor" to do your eyebrows.

ya sissy

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IrishAlkey

01-13-2003, 08:36 PM

Parlor?!?!

Real men go to salons!

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PanterA

01-13-2003, 08:42 PM

You just like the barbers....pole.

It's supposed to look like a candy cane, not taste like one.

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IrishAlkey

01-13-2003, 08:47 PM

Well...

You suck.

So, nyah!

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Fallon

01-13-2003, 11:22 PM