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DC Reed
01-14-2003, 06:23 PM
Having a bad day? feel unapprciated, well you COULD tell the hordeking and get some great advice....or you could post here and boost your ego by saying how great you are! Give it a try, its fun!....

I draw better than 4 yrd olds!

I can finally play blackbird on my guitar!

See its great! Try it!

<IMG SRC="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/finspic.gif">

Irish KB went behind enemy lines, and with the possibility of being mocked by other jets fans for fraternizing with a phins fan, made this masterpiece.

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

shit4brains
01-14-2003, 06:25 PM
I got to first base with my grandmother

<IMG SRC="http://www.industrialdeathrock.com/gallery/pixzip/shit4brains/10416567540.jpg">
<b>shit4brains moi? Yit-Ding!</b>

Death Metal Moe
01-14-2003, 06:25 PM
I get in bitch internet arguments with my intellectual inferiors!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-14-2003, 06:27 PM
DC rocks!

I was feeling kinda down. This thread cheers me up!

Oh-- ummm, uhhhh, I, uhh... I brake for animals.

Other than than that, I'm pretty cool!

I can finally play blackbird on my guitar!

Congrats!
Actually, that song has been stuck in my head for weeks now. Great song!

<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/alicesig.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">
thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.


This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-14-03 @ 10:33 PM

irishkb
01-14-2003, 06:28 PM
i am the bestest jets's sig maker ever... haaa

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/jt6.gif>
<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

shit4brains
01-14-2003, 06:32 PM
i am the bestest jets's sig maker ever... haaa

you make sigs? make me one
i want it to say
"tiger woods can chip one off my block anyday"
thank you

<IMG SRC="http://www.industrialdeathrock.com/gallery/pixzip/shit4brains/10416567540.jpg">
<b>shit4brains moi? Yit-Ding!</b>

Death Metal Moe
01-14-2003, 06:33 PM
I smell terrific!

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
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DC Reed
01-14-2003, 06:34 PM
the song in my aim profile is better than your kids!

<IMG SRC="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/finspic.gif">

Irish KB went behind enemy lines, and with the possibility of being mocked by other jets fans for fraternizing with a phins fan, made this masterpiece.

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

jamesdiggy
01-14-2003, 06:34 PM
I have nice cheekbones. :) <P>

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

TheMojoPin
01-14-2003, 06:35 PM
I smell terrific!

What about the onions, Stinkfist?

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

Death Metal Moe
01-14-2003, 06:37 PM
You're gonna get the Wilee Stalker award with that attitude Mojo.

And if you check the Onions thread, you'll see that Mein Fuzzybutt's spoon suggestion worked!

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DC Reed
01-14-2003, 06:41 PM
my brothers girlfriend thinks im cooler than my brother!

im great!

(hey its been a long day)

<IMG SRC="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/finspic.gif">

Irish KB went behind enemy lines, and with the possibility of being mocked by other jets fans for fraternizing with a phins fan, made this masterpiece.

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

irishkb
01-14-2003, 06:42 PM
i can make good dolphin sigs
just look up

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/jt6.gif>
<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

This message was edited by irishkb on 1-14-03 @ 10:43 PM

reeshy
01-14-2003, 06:52 PM
My girlfriend says my heinie is nice!!!

<IMG SRC=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:6PrseIOTSZQC:www.meditazione.com/images/maha63.jpg>
This is really me!!

Death Metal Moe
01-14-2003, 06:57 PM
My 2 day old stubble makes me look rugged and manly!

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
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jamesdiggy
01-14-2003, 06:58 PM
I'm the bestest, most wonderiffic fella in the whole darn tootin galaxy. Hooray for me!

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

shit4brains
01-14-2003, 06:59 PM
my middle name is whitney

<IMG SRC="http://www.industrialdeathrock.com/gallery/pixzip/shit4brains/10416567540.jpg">
<b>shit4brains moi? Yit-Ding!</b>

Abrasive Dean
01-14-2003, 07:00 PM
I look more attractive than the Elephant man....

I am hung bigger than a hamster.

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/deanmcg/sig/sig.jpg">

shit4brains
01-14-2003, 07:09 PM
with a nose like that
i bet you are

<IMG SRC="http://www.industrialdeathrock.com/gallery/pixzip/shit4brains/10416567540.jpg">
<b>shit4brains moi? Yit-Ding!</b>

fluffernutter
01-14-2003, 07:11 PM
I draw better than 4 yrd olds!


Me too!

I got the most narley piece of dead skin out from in between the piggy that had none and the piggy that cried wee weee wee wee all the way home.

<IMG SRC="http://home.1asphost.com/bobimpact/fluff1.gif ">

Thanks FelixDelGato and BobImpact

Heather 8
01-14-2003, 08:15 PM
I'm the best damn she-male on this board! <P>
I can translate hate tree highway's posts to an accuracy of 95.8%! <P>
I can drive from Wisconsin to Jersey without looking at a map once! <P>

http://home.earthlink.net/~hdm1976/_uimages/beulahrf.jpg<P>
Putting the funny in ''unfunny''

Evilpete
01-14-2003, 08:36 PM
I'm the sexiest bald man on this board.

and all the ladies want me, they just don't know it yet

<img src="http://members.aol.com/evilpete66/images/sig2.jpg">

Making the ladies call me "daddy" one night at a time
<marquee> IM @ Evilpete66</marquee>

Reephdweller
01-14-2003, 09:32 PM
i can post just about anything and nothing with the same reckless abandon in every post and forum.

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Aggie
01-14-2003, 09:38 PM
i have a nice rack

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiedamnsig.jpg">

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Reephdweller
01-14-2003, 09:44 PM
I can eat at the Y whether the red wings are in town or not!

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sexy bastard
01-14-2003, 10:43 PM
i trully am a sexy bastard when i go visit someone in a womens prison

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

dassal3399
01-14-2003, 10:46 PM
I have a big nut sack...wow, I do feel better!

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/dassal3399.gif>

"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

Jennitalia
01-15-2003, 05:07 AM
i'm great at sucking dick

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

sexy bastard
01-15-2003, 05:14 AM
i'm great at sucking dick

ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

PeteSchwetty
01-15-2003, 05:24 AM
I can dress myself (not well but hey I'm dressed)

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

stickyfingers
01-15-2003, 05:38 AM
I had sex last night.....with a girl

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

Evilpete
01-15-2003, 05:43 AM
i'm great at sucking dick


I don't believe you...prove it

<img src="http://members.aol.com/evilpete66/images/sig2.jpg">


<marquee><b> IM me at Evilpete66 if you know what's good for ya!!!</b></marquee>

DreamWeaver
01-15-2003, 06:12 AM
I smell really good. so good it makes some men crazy.

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

walking joint
01-15-2003, 06:13 AM
I drove all the way to work today without getting caught at a light. not easy on a 40 minute drive...even if i only go through about 10 of them.

Tenbatsuzen
01-15-2003, 11:42 AM
I guarantee nirvana.



<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/joesig1.jpg">
Impossible is just a negotiation.

Aggie
01-15-2003, 11:44 AM
i have great hair

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/aggiedamnsig.jpg">

<marquee>~Go Devils & Nets!!~Keep Ron and Fez in NYC, WRITE YOUR LETTERS!!~</marquee>

Join the Army http://www.onaarmy.cjb.net/

Jennitalia
01-15-2003, 11:45 AM
i can be multi-orgasmic

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

Abrasive Dean
01-15-2003, 12:19 PM
I still have some hair.

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/deanmcg/sig/sig.jpg">

stickyfingers
01-15-2003, 12:26 PM
i am an above average dart player

huuah!

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

dassal3399
01-15-2003, 12:34 PM
Look at me, I'm damn Sexy!....OOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAAHHH!

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/dassal3399.gif>

"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

TheMojoPin
01-15-2003, 12:45 PM
My ass is a beautiful thing of wonder and spectacle.

<img src=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/philex/mjpin1.gif>
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

SatCam
01-15-2003, 01:13 PM
I am beautiful, No matter what you say, oh words cant bring me down!

<IMG SRC=http://satcam.4t.com/sig18_general_frenchy.jpg>
<A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>>>Sig Pic Archive + RnF Site</A>

Captain Rooster
01-15-2003, 01:15 PM
I aced the US History II CLEP test for college credit.

Waaassssup, Biiizzznaaatch?



<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roosterclawsanime.gif>

DC Reed
01-15-2003, 01:45 PM
I figured out blues clues!

<IMG SRC="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/finspic.gif">

Irish KB went behind enemy lines, and with the possibility of being mocked by other jets fans for fraternizing with a phins fan, made this masterpiece.

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

blakjeezis
01-15-2003, 01:51 PM
My name is a palindrome

<IMG SRC =http://czm.racknine.net/images/blakjeezis.jpg>
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

Katylina
01-15-2003, 01:59 PM
I took it like a champ and lived to tell about it.

I figured out blues clues!
Did you have help from Steve or Brother Joe?

<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton. My step-dad's not mean, he's just adjusting.</marquee>
<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=katylina">
<a href="http://www.katylina.com" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>


This message was edited by Katylina on 1-15-03 @ 6:00 PM

Lulu
01-15-2003, 02:11 PM
i can wiggle my ears!

my right boob is bigger than the left!

yay! i feel special!

<img src=http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/lulu.jpg>

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

blakjeezis
01-15-2003, 02:31 PM
I have the unique ability to extract the exact number of pills I need from the bottle first time, every time.

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/toyjeez.gif>
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

LatinSpiceXoX
01-15-2003, 02:32 PM
So far I have 3 Valentines.
:)

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

reeshy
01-15-2003, 02:35 PM
My next door neighbor says hi to me most times!!!

<IMG SRC=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:M_SsUPz_RhEC:www.shjolg.com/images/Pope%2520John%2520Paul%2520II.jpg>
This is really me!!

dassal3399
01-15-2003, 02:39 PM
I always keep my car looking new.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/dassal3399.gif>

"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

irishkb
01-15-2003, 02:42 PM
i do not fall into the curse of the irish.

my right boob is bigger than the left!


does that just seem wrong to anyone else

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/jt6.gif>
<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

LilLibra
01-15-2003, 02:47 PM
I look good in everything I wear ;D <P>
Steph <P>

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I'm in a class all by
myself... and its f*ckin' lonely."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

LatinSpiceXoX
01-15-2003, 02:51 PM
I look younger than I am.

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/ls1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">

My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

DC Reed
01-15-2003, 02:55 PM
i look older than i am

<IMG SRC="http://www.fezwatley.4t.com/images/finspic.gif">

Irish KB went behind enemy lines, and with the possibility of being mocked by other jets fans for fraternizing with a phins fan, made this masterpiece.

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

Patches
01-15-2003, 03:06 PM
I am a God among men.

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches3.jpg>
www.silentspic.com

<b>Osama Bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! And I live in Rockaway. And this is my face, bitch!
-FF Mike Moran</b>

F1Gm3nT
01-15-2003, 03:14 PM
I no longer have to hide as figment and can be called by my real name... Kimy
thank you Alkey

<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/``3.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">

"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

irishkb
01-15-2003, 03:17 PM
I no longer have to hide as figment and can be called by my real name...
Kimy
thank you Alkey

that shit was funny as hell last nite

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/jt6.gif>
<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

Death Metal Moe
01-15-2003, 05:18 PM
I'm ME!

Nuff said...

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

jamesdiggy
01-15-2003, 05:20 PM
I can turn the world on with my smile.
And yes, I am going to make it after all!

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

TheMojoPin
01-15-2003, 05:30 PM
I aced the US History II CLEP test for college credit.

Word to your maternal unit.

<img src=http://www.northcanton.sparcc.org/~elc1nc/who/nerd_boy.jpg>

<img src=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/philex/mjpin1.gif>
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

Death Metal Moe
01-15-2003, 05:31 PM
Word to your maternal unit.


What are you, a Conehead?

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
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TheMojoPin
01-15-2003, 06:00 PM
What are you, a Conehead?

Nah, I'm just fluent in Nerd...

<img src=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/philex/mjpin1.gif>
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

canofsoup15
01-15-2003, 06:05 PM
I am the coolest person in the entire universe, hwoever noone notices yet, OH BUT THEY WILL.

Word to your maternal unit


Omg that almost made me shit my pants, fucking hilarious.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/canofsoup.gif>

I sit,
in my desolate room,
no lights, no music,
Just anger,
I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever,
but I'm feeling better,

Patches
01-15-2003, 06:37 PM
In my adult life I have only pissed myself twice and I have never shit myself!

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/patches3.jpg>
www.silentspic.com

<b>Osama Bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! And I live in Rockaway. And this is my face, bitch!
-FF Mike Moran</b>

Abrasive Dean
01-15-2003, 06:43 PM
I may only have one testicle but the one I have is huge!

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/deanmcg/sig/sig.jpg">

Death Metal Moe
01-15-2003, 06:45 PM
<IMG SRC=http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/martians/conehead.jpg>

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
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DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
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LatinSpiceXoX
01-16-2003, 08:16 PM
I made a guy cum in his jeans once by merely kissing him.

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/ls1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">

My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

Heather 8
01-16-2003, 08:22 PM
I piss off the new people without even trying! <P>
(Wait, that's not a good thing...) <P>

http://home.earthlink.net/~hdm1976/_uimages/beulahrf.jpg<P>
Putting the funny in ''unfunny''

Arienette
01-16-2003, 08:25 PM
i made a guy cum in his jeans once by merely jerking him off

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ari2.gif" height=100 width=300</img>

i can hear the laughs, when they find i've fallen down again
i can hear the laughs, and it hurts so bad i have to smile</center>

This message was edited by Arienette on 1-17-03 @ 12:26 AM

Death Metal Moe
01-16-2003, 08:27 PM
I use a pair of old jeans as a Jack rag.

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
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Abrasive Dean
01-16-2003, 08:31 PM
i made a guy cum in his jeans once by merely jerking him off


Mum? Is that you.......?

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/deanmcg/sig/sig3.jpg">

Reephdweller
01-16-2003, 08:31 PM
One time...I came in a chicks mouth..she blew cum bubble kisses at me.



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F1Gm3nT
01-16-2003, 10:13 PM
I am the artist formaly known as F1Gm3nT
I gotta come up with some symbol now

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/101920.jpg">

"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

Jennitalia
01-17-2003, 03:46 AM
i have an innie and an outie

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

wilee
01-17-2003, 06:29 AM
I'm not a mutant!

<IMG SRC="http://cwjr.home.infi.net/wilee.jpg">

F1Gm3nT
01-17-2003, 08:25 AM
I AM ALWAYS HORNY!!!
I am good at eating tookie and fucking. so I have been told
it's aaaall in the hips
it's aaaall in the hips
it's aaaall in the hips

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/101920.jpg">

"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

DC Reed
01-17-2003, 05:09 PM
I made a good sig pic using the ADF style!

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

irishkb
01-17-2003, 05:14 PM
i have season sunday tickets for the mets and the greatest tailgating grill ever..

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<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3
Mets??</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

DC Reed
01-17-2003, 05:17 PM
i tell Irish KB how much i hate refs and how im gonna kill them when they blow games.

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

Hosp
01-17-2003, 06:03 PM
I'm a trend setter.

People rip off my expressions and never give me credit.

A woman has cum twice from kissing me.

I've got more stories then the Sears Tower.

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<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben; Mark and Ben; Anthony. </marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

LatinSpiceXoX
01-17-2003, 07:19 PM
If I suck hard enough, I can taste sweet-nipple-liquid.

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

TheMojoPin
01-17-2003, 07:29 PM
I am NOT an animal.

<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=TheMojoPin">
VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

DC Reed
01-18-2003, 09:25 PM
Im a avril lavinge hater!

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

jamesdiggy
01-18-2003, 09:33 PM
I'm like school on Sunday, No Class!

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

sweet pea
01-18-2003, 09:55 PM
I can guess most movie titles or who was in a movie with very few hints.
Such as... that movie with that guy in a wheel chair and a girl loved him. She was really famous, and so was he....

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sweet.gif">
Thanks Al Dukes Fan!

Common sense is not so common.

F1Gm3nT
01-18-2003, 11:04 PM
I got myself an eigth and an apple :)
Im happy now

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"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

Butters
01-19-2003, 08:06 AM
Why are we giving name brand waffles a boost?

Come on how many times in your life can you say...hehe ^.^

I don't want to do anything illegal but I would kill someone in front of their own moma for a ten-speed

Reephdweller
01-19-2003, 08:27 AM
i got some hot sigpics

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Lulu
01-19-2003, 12:29 PM
i can do the people's eyebrow better than the rock.
HA! beat that you losers!

<img src=http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/lulu.jpg>

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

sweet pea
01-19-2003, 12:40 PM
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
And I can wiggle my ears, together, each on it's own, in circles.... :)

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sweet.gif">
Thanks Al Dukes Fan!

Common sense is not so common.

Reephdweller
01-19-2003, 12:44 PM
I can touch my nose with my tongue.


is your nose long, or your tongue? either way..i'm horny.



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sweet pea
01-19-2003, 12:49 PM
I think my tongue is a bit longer than most, but the space above my top lip is small. My nose is average.

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sweet.gif">
Thanks Al Dukes Fan!

Common sense is not so common.

reeshy
01-19-2003, 01:22 PM
Girls stopped laughing at me when I drop my pants now- I carry a gun!!!!!

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This is really me!!

LatinSpiceXoX
01-19-2003, 01:26 PM
Girls stopped laughing at me when I drop my pants now- I carry a gun!!!!!Either way, you're still shooting blanks.. geh geh geh :)

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

Jobberific
01-19-2003, 02:15 PM
I once came in my jeans just from being kissed by Latinspice

The Big Ass Club: These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

FelixDasGato
01-19-2003, 02:20 PM
Im head of the class,Im popular
Im a quarterback, Im popular
my mom says im a catch, Im popular
Im never last picked
Ive got a cheerleader chick

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sweet pea
01-19-2003, 02:21 PM
In high school I made a boy cum in his shorts by touching my tongue to his

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sweet.gif">
Thanks Al Dukes Fan!

Common sense is not so common.

Death Metal Moe
01-19-2003, 03:29 PM
I have Doritos!

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-19-2003, 03:34 PM
I have Doritos!



Are they bacon flavored?

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

F1Gm3nT
01-19-2003, 06:39 PM
I have a new glass bowl
:)

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/172383.gif">

Give me water from the suns begining to the suns end

Death Metal Moe
01-19-2003, 06:47 PM
Are they bacon flavored?


As if.

The blind fools haven't embraced bacon flavoring yet.

<IMG SRC=http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/njdmmoe/baconsig.jpg>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

McNabbShouldDie
01-19-2003, 06:58 PM
I just beat the Bengals in NFL Blitz 2001!

I found a Dunkin Donuts coupon book outside my house and tommorrow I'm buying a free medium coffee!

Reephdweller
01-19-2003, 06:59 PM
In high school I made a boy cum in his shorts by touching my tongue to his


to his what? don't leave us hanging.....
[literally]

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sweet pea
01-19-2003, 08:34 PM
...to his tongue, I was his first... anything

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sweet.gif">
Thanks Al Dukes Fan!

Common sense is not so common.

F1Gm3nT
01-20-2003, 12:04 PM
I need my tongue as well as other parts touched dammit
hornyness is stronger tahn usual today

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/172383.gif">

Give me water from the suns begining to the suns end

irishkb
01-20-2003, 12:20 PM
i have an offical notre dame football.

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<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3
Mets??</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

DC Reed
01-20-2003, 12:27 PM
Mojopin found a Rare Radiohead CD for 8 bucks, and I bought it!

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

Patches
01-20-2003, 12:45 PM
I uhhh....I uhhh...got nothing.

<IMG SRC=http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/sigpic4.jpg>

<b>Osama Bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! And I live in Rockaway. And this is my face, bitch!
-FF Mike Moran</b>

grlNIN
01-20-2003, 12:47 PM
I installed my cable modem all by my lonesome and i have a nice ass


<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/grlnin2.gif>
<marquee>"Shes really cool, funny, and she has a great taste in music. the perfect grl."</marquee>

billyio
01-20-2003, 01:00 PM
I'm a legend in my own mind and the legend keeps on growing!

Thanks DC, I'm feeling sweller

See Ya!

F1Gm3nT
01-20-2003, 01:57 PM
I dont get hangovers

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/172383.gif">

Give me water from the suns begining to the suns end

DC Reed
01-20-2003, 02:01 PM
i created this idea! and it works! im so good! =)

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Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

McNabbShouldDie
01-20-2003, 05:38 PM
I finished 6 KFC cripsy strips AND the biscuit!

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irishkb
01-20-2003, 06:06 PM
i only have one hour of work left for the day.

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/akira2.gif>
<marquee>NY Jets AFC East Champions
Notre Dame 10-3
Mets??</marquee>



"IM"-mick0306

F1Gm3nT
01-20-2003, 06:40 PM
trigger happy tv fuking rules

<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/172383.gif">

Give me water from the suns begining to the suns end

jamesdiggy
01-20-2003, 06:45 PM
I'm merrily drinking a 6-pack of Stella Artois.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

Friday
01-20-2003, 07:00 PM
I need my tongue as well as other parts touched dammit
hornyness is stronger tahn usual today




Fig...this belongs on the Horny thread...No Discipline I swear!! :)


I can rollerskate and play the Ukulele while singing....not that anyone HERE has come to witness it!! **hinthint**

<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/fridaysig1.jpg">

"Shhh...I hear something stupid..." ~ Little Harp

LatinSpiceXoX
01-20-2003, 07:12 PM
My freshly dyed black hair looks shiny and silky smooth now after blowing it out.

'..Sex me so good I say BLAH BLAH BLAH..'
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<marquee><font color=red>This SIG has been brought to you by DC Pete & DC REED... Thank you Papis!</font> :) </marquee>
My Current Mood: <a href="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com"><img src="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=latinspicexox@aol.com&type=1&fg=330066&trans=1" alt="The current mood of latinspicexox@aol.com at www.imood.com" border="0"></a>

sweet pea
01-20-2003, 08:32 PM
I went to Carmine's for dinner last night, and I ate EVERYTHING!
mmmmmm yummy

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sweet.gif">
Thanks Al Dukes Fan!

Common sense is not so common.

bisqit999
01-20-2003, 10:12 PM
I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad, I should be in detention!!!

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"If God intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

Reephdweller
01-21-2003, 02:45 AM
I've lost 21 lbs to date, not too much more now.

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DreamWeaver
01-21-2003, 04:44 AM
I'm a Great Ebayer, Good Communicator and Highly Recommended AAA+++!!!

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

grlNIN
01-21-2003, 06:46 AM
I look great with my hair dyed black

My bondage pants suit me well

I can do the Elvis Lip and the voice to match

I type over 60 WPM


<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/grlnin2.gif>
<marquee>"Shes really cool, funny, and she has a great taste in music. the perfect grl."</marquee>

Jennitalia
01-21-2003, 06:49 AM
i'm a great mommy to my cats


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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

blakjeezis
01-21-2003, 07:00 AM
When cornered, I will turn into a quivering mound of pudding. It's a valuable defense.

<IMG SRC =http://www.blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/scores.gif>
A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

East Side Dave
01-21-2003, 07:00 AM
I run much faster than my 90 year-old Grandma!
I can eat more cheese than my dog!
I can play pinball longer than my foot!
I can drive faster than gophers!
I never comb my hair!
I can drink more beer than Jim Morrison!
I can fly higher than an eagle!
I can play the harmonica better than my goldfish (little bastard).
Yeeeeeehhaaaaawww!

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/ESD.gif>

fluffernutter
01-21-2003, 07:03 AM
I can draw some really neat cartoons. I will convince my self of that one day!

'..Sex me so good I VOMIT'
<IMG SRC="http://home.1asphost.com/bobimpact/fluff1.gif ">

Thanks FelixDelGato and BobImpact

Hosp
01-21-2003, 08:12 AM
I feel better about myself everytime I log onto the site and see what you people are up to.

<center><IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=Hosp">

<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben; Mark and Ben; Anthony. </marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

Miss Dolores Haze
01-21-2003, 08:21 AM
I danced with Bill Murray last night!!! Holy crap, THE best night of my life.

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"You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go."
Killing rabbits since 2002

flipper21
01-21-2003, 08:55 AM
I make a mean tiramisu.

I build furniture: http://www.ruffoweb.com/Phil/Craftsman/craftsman.html

<IMG SRC="http://ruffoweb.com/philanimation/dolfin_sig.gif">
Who do I pay for one of those sig thingys under my name?

JustJon
01-21-2003, 10:27 AM
I remember when Bill Murray was funny.

But I wanna hear Miss D's story.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon6.jpg">

nellie
01-21-2003, 11:05 AM
i have a cute giggle
i can paint better than an infant
i have a sweet boyfriend
i have pretty eyes
i can cook well
i can write cute lil love poems

<IMG SRC=http://web.njit.edu/~gsm2321/nelliesig2.gif>
*kisses* for my dwarf :) for making this great sig :)
<a href="http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A935691">my poetry and other thoughts, a diary</a>

stickyfingers
01-21-2003, 11:06 AM
i cured my rash and i decided to go with the vinyl siding because it really does make sense but unfortunately i now need the services of AmeriDebt

the only thing a period stops is a sentence

INFOSTUD
01-21-2003, 05:38 PM
I was a professional part model for my hands. Pictures of my hands were on several catalogs. <P>

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Miss Dolores Haze
01-21-2003, 05:54 PM
Here you go Just Jon:

So there I was on a frigid monday night at the bar I usually go to because I'm a loser and have nothing to do. I was with my friend George(Gmann),it was getting late and my friend and I wanted to make it an early night. A few guys walk in and my friend looks at them and goes "Hey that guy looks like Bill Murray", so I was like "kind of" looking at the other guy that was there with him. George then goes to me "It is Bill Murray". I almost died but kept it cool (unlike my normal dorky self i.e. Marc Maron).
So, I ask my friend "Should I go up to him and tell him that Ghostbusters was the first movie I ever saw in the movies?....but that would make him feel old" Anyway, all gidy I walk into the bathroom and from the corner of my eye see Bill checking me out!!! Holy crap, this was so cool. So I call my best friend,telling her who was there. It was amazing. He bought us a few drinks, which most celebrities normally don't do. Then the song "I Want To Bang on the Drum All Day" came on and he started dancing all goofy ala Bill Murray style(because he is Bill Murray). So then the night progressed and the song "Build me up Buttercup" came on and he danced with me. Bill and I were singing to each other while I was stepping on his feet!
He was really cool about it though and I danced with his weird friend too.
So later on around 2:30 he left but not without saying goodbye. I actually introduced myself "My name is Danielle and I already know who you are", I thanked him and he left. BTW he's a really good tipper because he left my friend Tracy the bartender a $300 tip! This had to be one of the best nights of my life.


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"You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go."
Killing rabbits since 2002

This message was edited by Miss Dolores Haze on 1-21-03 @ 10:00 PM

DC Reed
01-22-2003, 01:03 PM
I READ THAT STORY!

<IMG SRC="http://dcreed.freeservers.com/images/dcrampage.gif">

Inspired by ADF's style, and Godzilla

<marquee behavoir=alternate>ya....</marquee>

Reephdweller
01-22-2003, 07:20 PM
so close to being a super poster....a boy can dream can't he??????

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jamesdiggy
01-24-2003, 08:21 PM
My cat thinks I'm a righteous dude and my beer is overflowing with fridge.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

Lulu
01-25-2003, 09:15 AM
i'm a planeteer, you can be one, too. cos saving our planet is the thing to do!

<img src=http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/lulu.jpg>

"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."