ASK DRUNKEN ROOSTER!!

[blakjeezis]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Since your usual host, Jersey Rich, isn't here tonight, I'll fill in his role as emcee. It's easy, Rooster is drunk and talkative, ask a question, get an answer. It's as simple as that. If I may begin:

Anal. Hot or overrated? Your answer and please discuss.

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A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[Captain Rooster]

if she clears the shit pipe hot

hot steamer in there -- poop on the pontiac's front seat....any questions?


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[Yerdaddy]

Grenades - do you throw it on 3, or does it go boom at 3?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Aggie]

Who would you rather kill more: Hussein or Bin Laden?

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Once you go white, you'll say 'aight'!

Join the Army http://www.onaarmy.cjb.net/

[Captain Rooster]

the deal is...count to three and then throw to cook one off.

Or is you's a pussy....hold it, pull the pin and throw it--the problem is, then it comes back. smart enemy;) <--I smile when I wanna fuckin smile:)



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[Captain Rooster]

Who would you rather kill more: Hussein or Bin Laden?


I want Ben Louden (Fezzy Voice) dead

I want Saddam to wipe bush's ass when he wants, where he wants

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[Yerdaddy]

:)when do you smile?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

when do you smile?



whenever i mutha fukin' (canadian [bomb victim]) want to :)



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[blakjeezis]

See that dude outside your window, the one with the field glasses? Is it me?

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A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[Captain Rooster]

See that dude outside your window, the one with the field glasses? Is it me?


Yes, yes it is.....like my balls you Rommel-reading sunova bizzznatch!

"Rommel, you magnificent son of a bitch...I READ YOUR BOOK!"



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[Yerdaddy]

how do you spell heineken?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

how do you spell heineken?


heineken?

good for you?


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[Yerdaddy]

what's fez's mule look like?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Hosp]

What can I do to really impress a potential employer at a job interview?

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[JerseyRich]

I will forgive BJ for making this a new thread...

Rooster.
What is the best theme music in radio?

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Captain Rooster]

what's fez's mule look like?



Ever seen a retarded asian baby? Yes? ((sigh))

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[TheMojoPin]

Who be dis?

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-15-03 @ 11:32 PM

[Hosp]

Is there anyway to pull yourself out of the "Friend Zone" with a woman?

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[Yerdaddy]

Hindenburg dies, Hitler becomes president - what year?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Zipgun]

Are you looking at my balls?

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[Captain Rooster]

What can I do to really impress a potential employer at a job interview?


Wear a suit
take a shower
Balls are a no-go
say "yes, yes, yes, yes"
hummer? yes
chode? yes
shine your shoes
blue and black done mix
read dress fopr success
no beerz


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[Captain Rooster]

What is the best theme music in radio?


Alice in Xhain's mutha fukin' Roooster@!
wwwwoooooooooooo


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[Hosp]

Why do we park in a drive way and drive on a parkway?

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[blakjeezis]

If Al Dukes married Al Dukes Fan, would his name be Al Dukes Fan-Dukes?

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A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 1-15-03 @ 11:36 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Y'know how the song says, "the love you make is equal to the love you take"?

Is that true?

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Captain Rooster]

Who be dis?



Mindbender, bizzznaatch!

wanna dance?



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[Death Metal Moe]

Silly Mojo. That's mind Bender.

Oops! I hope I didn't step on Rooster's toes!

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DEATH FACTION 4 LIFE!
<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

[Captain Rooster]

Hindenburg dies, Hitler becomes president - what year?


30's ish....The krouts lost mutha fucka! USA USA Usa




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[Hosp]

Who is more talented and why: Ahmad Rashad or Pat O'brien?

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[blakjeezis]

heineken?

good for you?
Ever seen a retarded asian baby? Yes?

wanna dance?

Hey, we're asking the questions here.

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A dollah eighty-two!?!?! These mus' be Long Island prices!
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

[Captain Rooster]

Is there anyway to pull yourself out of the "Friend Zone" with a woman?


Right after the stalking charges are dropped



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[Captain Rooster]

Are you looking at my balls?


No. But I smell 'em.



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[Zipgun]

Who holds the record for the world's loudest bottom burp?

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[Captain Rooster]

If Al Dukes married Al Dukes Fan, would his name be Al Dukes Fan-Dukes?


Naaah...it's be something rhyming with "ass love."

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[Captain Rooster]

Why do we park in a drive way and drive on a parkway?


Communists...we fucked with 'em....and won.



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[Zipgun]

http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/halloweenyqueeny.jpg

Do these socks make me look fat?

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[Yerdaddy]

What year did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

Y'know how the song says, "the love you make is equal to the love you take"?

Is that true?



sounds like a rape trial...no comment


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[Captain Rooster]

Silly Mojo. That's mind Bender.

Oops! I hope I didn't step on Rooster's toes!



been there,,,knew that....burnt the figure in a childhood rage.



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[Hosp]

Why won't Fez treat any of us to Kobi Burgers?

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[Yerdaddy]

Fill in the blank:

"Your days of finger-banging ol'____________ are OVER!

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

Do these socks make me look fat?


BLIND!

Is that sebastian bach with you>?



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[Hosp]

Whose your daddy?


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[Captain Rooster]

What year did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?


'41 and they were in Japanese diguise


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[Captain Rooster]

Whose your daddy?



Aggie


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[JerseyRich]

Will anyone ever remember who Hosp is?

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Hosp]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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[Captain Rooster]

Fill in the blank:

"Your days of finger-banging ol'____________ are OVER!



Mojo?

NO!

Ol' Mary Jane Rotten Crotch through her purty pink panties

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[Captain Rooster]

Will anyone ever remember who Hosp is?


Remmber Charlie Hanzenburg os the 20s? Neither do i.



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[Zipgun]

If Jersey Rich was straight, would he still be in the ronfez.net band?

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[Hosp]

Why do birds suddenly appear any time you are near?

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[Captain Rooster]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


No but i'd smack you...i'd smack you like a bad, bad donkey (muppets)


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[Captain Rooster]

Why do birds suddenly appear any time you are near?


cuzz ther's queeers neeerzz here



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[Yerdaddy]

what wine goes with MREs?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Hosp]

A question that never got answered from the last time:

Which member of the RF.net band doesn't carry their weight?

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[Captain Rooster]

what wine goes with MREs?



Boon's


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[Yerdaddy]

who is Deep Throat?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

Who holds the record for the world's loudest bottom burp?


"bottom burp"? ra e we being P.C.?

eat it


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[Hosp]

Who is Miles?

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[Captain Rooster]

If Jersey Rich was straight, would he still be in the ronfez.net band?



Yes, but he would have to deny deny gvac favors and tel lourden to keep his asian seed on the magazine.



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[Yerdaddy]

What does the set of Oz smell like?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Hosp]

When someone is fixing you up, what does it really mean when they say they have a "Good Personality"?

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[Captain Rooster]

Which member of the RF.net band doesn't carry their weight?


Tenbats...he warms the mats



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[Captain Rooster]

What does the set of Oz smell like?


Roses and man-ass


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[Hosp]

What happened in the last few weeks that made all of out Roaming Mods become full Mods and when are the next batch of nominations?

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[Captain Rooster]

Who is Miles?


And I would walk 500 miles...and I would pork 5000 whores....

something like that !?



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[Yerdaddy]

Who wrote the Japanese Constitution? And how big were his balls?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

When someone is fixing you up, what does it really mean when they say they have a "Good Personality"?


they have a "Good Personality"?
equals

They are hungry at night
;) <---smiley muth afucka



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[Captain Rooster]

What happened in the last few weeks that made all of out Roaming Mods become full Mods and when are the next batch of nominations?



they had a coup -- Jeff is dead

nominations are based on power --sheer power



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[Hosp]

What are your predictions for

The Superbowl
The Golden Globes
Who will win the Royal Rumble?


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[Yerdaddy]

What is the air-speed-velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

What is the air-speed-velocity of an unlaiden swallow?


African?


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[Captain Rooster]

What are your predictions for



The Superbowl

The Golden Globes

Who will win the Royal Rumble


Philly

Tom Hanks?

Coko B ware



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[ADF]

If you could only answer one question, would it be this one?

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Ce sachet d'emballage n'est pas un jouet.</center>

[Hosp]

What is going to be the next Japanese Fad that Americans will run into the ground?

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[Yerdaddy]

What are you wearing?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Death Metal Moe]

What are Rooster's Turn Ons you sexy piece of Man Meat?

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<A HREF="http://www.pub21.ezboard.com/bonaarmy">JOIN THE O&A ARMY!!!</A>

[Captain Rooster]

If you could only answer one question, would it be this one?



wow tat is deep...Kerouac...help me. Hemmingway, get me a beer!



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[Captain Rooster]

What are Rooster's Turn Ons you sexy piece of Man Meat?


Intelligence
strength
vaginal
not men
aggie's pic from your thead
the movie Say Anything
beer
beer
I need a beer
tatas
walks on the beech (naked)
rollingon hte beec (naked)
naked naked nakled



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[Hosp]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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[ChrisTheCop]

why dont u hang with us groundlings?

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[ADF]

Why does Sheepy enjoy injun wrasslin' so much?

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Ce sachet d'emballage n'est pas un jouet.</center>

[Captain Rooster]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?


Bart knows

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[JerseyRich]

What outfits are involved in "quality time" with Gvac?

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Hosp]

What are the benefits of having a PBA card?

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[Captain Rooster]

What are you wearing?


man-scent
a t0shirt
sweat pants urine from the last time I pissed ( no matter how much you iggle, no matter how much you dance, the last few drops roll down your pants)



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[Hosp]

If you could ban 3 people from the board with no explanation, who would they be?

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[Captain Rooster]

What is going to be the next Japanese Fad that Americans will run into the ground?



the Zero....remmeber the Maine~!



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[ChrisTheCop]

What are the benefits of having a PBA card?


oh god. i knew i shudda given a lesson.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Why do most guys that drive
spiffy cars like BMW's, Lexus' and
Mercedes have small cocks?


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[Captain Rooster]

why dont u hang with us groundlings?


I do..but i am yet an overlooked flower in a field.

like that adf/?



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[Captain Rooster]

Why do most guys that drive
spiffy cars like BMW's, Lexus' and
Mercedes have small cocks?



Eithetr they're Irish ot they're upset about the "black" dick thing



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[Yerdaddy]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Hosp]

Since I take public transportation do women think I'm hung like a horse?

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[Captain Rooster]

If you could ban 3 people from the board with no explanation, who would they be?


gvac
moe
heckler
*wink


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[Captain Rooster]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?



ask that cheedsay fukin owl


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[Hosp]

Why does Amy find me sexy?

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[Captain Rooster]

What outfits are involved in "quality time" with Gvac?


spandex?


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[Abrasive Dean]

Eithetr they're Irish ot they're upset about the "black" dick thing


Thank God only my surname is Irish!

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[Captain Rooster]

Since I take public transportation do women think I'm hung like a horse?



they wish you worked for goldman sachs and owned the transportatoim

wjat>?


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[Captain Rooster]

Why does Amy find me sexy?


gotta dick?



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[Hosp]

If someone wanted to buy a modship, what would the price be?

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[ADF]

Do you report to Major Woody?

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[Yerdaddy]

What the hell is this:
<img src="http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roostietang.jpg" >?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

If someone wanted to buy a modship, what would the price be?



buy mine for 500 :)<---yesh, that a fukin smiley



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[Captain Rooster]

Do you report to Major Woody?


In '95 i literally did
he was Major Harry Woody...and...i swear.....we trained at...at ....fort dix

serious

ask agnello...he knows


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[Hosp]

Wow! They were $2000 on OA.com. Speaking of which, what made OA.com close down?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Did OJ really do it?

Don't even answer that!

OK, here's a real one.

When will the wicked part of my mind devour the just, good side?

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[Captain Rooster]

What the hell is this:


sah dah tay!



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[Abrasive Dean]

Major Hairy Woody?

Poor old bugger!

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[Captain Rooster]

Wow! They were $2000 on OA.com. Speaking of which, what made OA.com close down?



Al Dukes


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[Yerdaddy]

These blow up inta funny shapes at all?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Hosp]

Have you ever had sexual urges for a friend's girlfriend and have you ever acted on it?

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[Captain Rooster]

When will the wicked part of my mind devour the just, good side?




Luke Skywalker beat the Moe side, can you?


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[Captain Rooster]

This is sooo f'n deep


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[Yerdaddy]

How was the chow at Ft. Dix? And were you a grunt then?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Hosp]

Do you know any loose women with low standards that you could fix me up with?

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[Captain Rooster]

Have you ever had sexual urges for a friend's girlfriend and have you ever acted on it?


urge =yes
acted=no
spanked?=yes


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[EffMeBoobs]

So what do you think the first person who discovered a fig said when he considered eating one?


Was it a guy or girl?

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[Captain Rooster]

Do you know any loose women with low standards that you could fix me up with?




yes
http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/

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[Hosp]

Which was your favorite episode of Trading Spaces?

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[Captain Rooster]

So what do you think the first person who discovered a fig said when he considered eating one?


Was it a guy or girl?



can I smoke this?

It was a chick


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[Death Metal Moe]

When Radiactive Man was shrunken in his comic book, why did his uniform shrink too?

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[Captain Rooster]

How was the chow at Ft. Dix? And were you a grunt then?


Like a dog's ass

I was a cadet


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[Hosp]

Since Lorden has never made anyone laugh is he still considered a comedian?

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[Captain Rooster]

When Radiactive Man was shrunken in his comic book, why did his uniform shrink too?



Shrinky Dinks? C'mon Moe

Dinks in '44...remember?



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[ADF]

With whom would you rather have gay sex.. Ron or Rory?

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[Captain Rooster]

Which was your favorite episode of Trading Spaces?



The one with the fag?

sseasn 1, 2, 3, 4?


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[ChrisTheCop]

which planet would win in a fight?

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[Captain Rooster]

With whom would you rather have gay sex.. Ron or Rory?


I ll stick to the ladies

and Ron is a biter



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[Yerdaddy]

What are the capitals of :
1. Indonesia
2. Iran
3. Azerbaijan
4. Rwanda
5. Guyana
6. Mali
7. Ghana
8. East Timor
9. Kyrgystan

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

which planet would win in a fight?


Pluto..any questions?


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[Death Metal Moe]

OK smarty pants.

What rhymes with Orange.

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[Abrasive Dean]

And were you a grunt then?


Don't you see those bars on my shoulder son?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Where's the baby now that starred in Raising Arizona?

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[ADF]

Ok, if someone put a gun to your head and said, "Have Gay sex with Saddham Hussein or the bloated, dead corpse of Hitler," what you choose?

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[Hosp]

Which is better: Sizzlean or Turkey Bacon?

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[Captain Rooster]

OK smarty pants.

What rhymes with Orange.



arrange - you may wanna reorganize but the south wants citrus;)<---oooh yeah




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[Hosp]

Which Warner Brothers cartoon character is most likely gay and why?

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[Captain Rooster]

Ok, if someone put a gun to your head and said, "Have Gay sex with Saddham Hussein or the bloated, dead corpse of Hitler," what you choose?


I'd take the bullet...in the anus if necessary



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[Abrasive Dean]

If you murdered my ex-wife how could you dispose of the evidence and avoid detection?

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[ADF]

Sex with your grandma or your dog?

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[Captain Rooster]

Which is better: Sizzlean or Turkey Bacon?


TRurkey bacon is oral with a condom


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[Yerdaddy]

I'd take the bullet...in the anus if necessary
A typical buckwheats hit. What movie?

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It was a joke goddammit!

[Captain Rooster]

Which Warner Brothers cartoon character is most likely gay and why?



Batman, nipples, why?


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[Death Metal Moe]

If I was bitten on the ass, would you suck out the poison for me?

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[JerseyRich]

Ok folks...Nothing to see here...Move along...
Rooster is gone for the evening...Stay Tuned for the next episode of...
ASK DRUNKEN ROOSTER!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

[Yerdaddy]

Which Warner Brothers cartoon character is most likely gay and why?
<img src="http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/heinerooster.jpg" >
the beer

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It was a joke goddammit!

[ChrisTheCop]

Ok folks...Nothing to see here...Move along...

abusing the power of the pba card already i see.

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[Death Metal Moe]

DAMN YOU ROOSTER!!!

OK, go put his passed out ass in Alkey's room.
THAT'LL TEACH HIM!!

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[The Blowhard]

Rooster: Who killed Christmas..the Jews or Santa Claus?

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THAT'S Amore!

[Death Metal Moe]

IT'S A LIE! ROOSTER IS STILL SIGNED IN!

THE FIX IS ON!! IT'S A FIXOLA!


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