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Johnathan H Christ
01-16-2003, 08:15 AM
i've been toying with this idea for a year or so. i was born on 12-25-78. my initials are JHE, so if i did this my new name would be Johnathan H Christ. i think it's got a good ring to it. people could ask the question "whay would Johnathan do" As always, your thoughts interest me.
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Knowledged_one
01-16-2003, 08:40 AM
How about you change your middle name to another and last name to asshole
Now that has a ring to it Jonathan A. Asshole, what a ring i think you will make millions off of it, but your thoughts dont intrest me
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Johnathan H Christ
01-16-2003, 08:43 AM
dude.... dont be such a negative nancy
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Knowledged_one
01-16-2003, 08:46 AM
dude dont be such a dumbass post whore
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jratt
01-16-2003, 08:48 AM
but Dude.....realy Dude.... I mean Dude.....Dude can't you.....Oh come on dude....Dude....Dude....Dude...Dude....Dude...bye Dude
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Johnathan H Christ
01-16-2003, 08:56 AM
i'm sorry, i didnt realize that i had to do things to you're strict standards. perhaps you could send me the rules so that i dont violate your delicate sensibilities
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DarkHippie
01-16-2003, 09:00 AM
Hey, he's a newbie. let's see if he gets his sealegs before we tool on him.
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Knowledged_one
01-16-2003, 09:01 AM
not my rules but how about the FAQ
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jratt
01-16-2003, 09:02 AM
Dude
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Knowledged_one
01-16-2003, 09:06 AM
sweet
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Johnathan H Christ
01-16-2003, 09:07 AM
OK.... i've read the rules, and i'll try to refrain from acting a douche.
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jratt
01-16-2003, 09:11 AM
Dude it took me like 50 posts to understand how things work here Dude, dude just go with the flow dude and you will get it cause all the dudes and dudets are very rad here dude
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IrishAlkey
01-16-2003, 09:17 AM
Shut the fuck up.
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Do whatever you want with your name man. Don't let these people get you down. I personally think you should have stayed with Frank Black. :)
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01-16-2003, 09:56 AM
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Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude
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Johnathan H Christ
01-16-2003, 10:44 AM
Frank Black?.... like Black francis of the Pixies? thats not me. Though i do believe the man to be a musical genius. and the other thing is.... i don't yet know if this is going to work legally. i figure if John Muhammed the sniper guy can change his name to muhammed for "religious reasons" then i should be able to do the same.
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reeshy
01-16-2003, 11:31 AM
Don't do it, Laddie! You'll go to Hell! Besides-JC is a personal friend of mine!!
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Johnathan H Christ
01-16-2003, 11:32 AM
i dont think i'll go to hell. i dont think all the people with the last name muhammed will go to hell. n i dont know if there is hell. but... i think that if jesus christ really is the son of god, and if he really is all loving and understanding, i believe he would be honored by this. or at least have a sense of humor about it.
If polyamory is wrong... i don't want to be right.
ChrisTheCop
01-16-2003, 11:34 AM
I'm already Christ He Cop. Get your own name.
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01-16-2003, 12:14 PM
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FelixDasGato
01-16-2003, 12:20 PM
Why stop there go all the way for Johnathan H Christonapony
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You should change your name to jeebus h. christ. Or even buddy jeebus.
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DarkHippie
01-16-2003, 02:00 PM
or jumpin jeebus h christ
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01-16-2003, 02:59 PM
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Dude it took me like 50 posts to understand how things work here Dude,... dude just go with the flow dude and you will get it cause all the dudes and dudets are very rad here dude Okay, fess up.. what's your other name?
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Death Metal Moe
01-16-2003, 04:02 PM
Dude, A sixer! Budweiser time!
OF COURSE you should NOT change your name to Christ!
When you get pulled over, the cop's gonna think it's an OBVIOUSLY fake ID and beat some sense into.......
I mean, YEA! Change away!
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Death Metal Moe
01-16-2003, 04:03 PM
The ONLY cool thing about it would be that you could dress up in a preist outfit and say "Body of Christ" to women, then put your "wafer" in their mouthes. he he he
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01-16-2003, 04:11 PM
Shut the fuck up.
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