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FiveB247

01-17-2003, 03:00 PM

So I was at work today, and had to go....someone broke and dismantled the regular toilet...so I was forced to use the Handicap stall. Has anyone ever noticed why the hell the toilet is so high up? I'm not a midget or anything (i'm 5'9)...but I felt like I was in a high chair. What gives?

Ps...does anyone actually know a tall handicapped person? I can't say I've seen that.

silera

01-17-2003, 03:07 PM

I always use the handicap stalls when they're free.

They're so spacious that I can spread my arms open to help me balance while I hover above the toilet and try to keep the ricochet piss from hitting my thighs.

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ChrisTheCop

01-17-2003, 03:10 PM

now I'm starvin'..well..thirsty mostly

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Reephdweller

01-17-2003, 03:31 PM

the handicap stall is the best. a lot of them even have that kid changing station in there, so you can put a book or magazine on it to read.

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TheMojoPin

01-17-2003, 03:52 PM

the handicap stall is the best. a lot of them even have that kid changing station in there, so you can put a book or magazine on it to read.

Along the same lines...what makes people think they can take books off the shelves and into the friggin' bathroom in a bookstore? I see someone do that I give 'em a minute to settle, them come in and pound on the stall door and yell at them to toss the merchandise out. Not something I usually catch, but it's sweet when I do...

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ChrisTheCop

01-17-2003, 03:59 PM

what makes people think they can take books off the shelves and into the friggin' bathroom in a bookstore?
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DC Reed

01-17-2003, 04:02 PM

what do you think that a handicapped toilet should be on the floor or something

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Recyclerz

01-17-2003, 04:07 PM

Has anyone ever noticed why the hell the toilet is so high up? ...but I felt like I was in a high chair. What gives? 
It makes it easier to hop out of the wheelchair & onto the throne. 
what makes people think they can take books off the shelves and into the friggin' bathroom in a bookstore? I see someone do that I give 'em a minute to settle, them come in and pound on the stall door and yell at them to toss the merchandise out. Not something I usually catch, but it's sweet when I do... 
Sure, unless it's Billy Staples in there... 


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FiveB247

01-17-2003, 04:24 PM

The point is...it's easier for a handicapped person to kinda get onto a lower bowl..instead of climbing onto a higher bowl.

btw...how boring is your job that you look forward to busting people in the bathroom?

Reephdweller

01-17-2003, 04:47 PM

Along the same lines...what makes people think they can take books off the shelves and into the friggin' bathroom in a bookstore? I see someone do that I give 'em a minute to settle, them come in and pound on the stall door and yell at them to toss the merchandise out. Not something I usually catch, but it's sweet when I do...

what's sweet? the smell or the catch?

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TheMojoPin

01-17-2003, 05:32 PM

what's sweet? the smell or the catch?

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B...

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Lucento

01-18-2003, 03:44 AM

Why cant they make stalls that have the walls go down to the floor and up to the ceiling and a decent door that doesnt have a 2 inch gap on either side? The door leading into the bathroom should open out and when you leave, you just use your shoulder to puch the door open instead of pulling a piss soaked handle. What are they thinking?? Otherwise, you have to take a big wad of paper and use it to pull the handle and you toss it on the floor as you exit. Sweet. Good idea to put a garbage can there too Einstein.

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Reephdweller

01-18-2003, 07:02 AM

Why cant they make stalls that have the walls go down to the floor and up to the ceiling and a decent door that doesnt have a 2 inch gap on either side?

Finally, someone speaking my language.

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FiveB247

01-18-2003, 09:30 AM

Bathroom stalls is your language?

golfcourseguy

01-18-2003, 10:29 AM

Handicaped stalls = Party for Five.

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golfcourseguy

01-18-2003, 10:31 AM

Handicaped stalls = Party for Five.

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HordeKing1

01-18-2003, 06:46 PM

As a disabled person (confined to a wheelchair for a number of years), I can assure you that it is MUCH easier to get into a higher seat than a lower one.

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FiveB247

01-18-2003, 06:50 PM

It was just an observation...

I'm beginning to think H.K. doesn't like me much...hehe

Reephdweller

01-18-2003, 07:15 PM

Bathroom stalls is your language?

sure...isn't it everybodys??

the concept that lucento talks about, about why don't stalls go all the way down to the floor and all the way to the top of the ceiling. i've been wondering this myself.

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FUNKMAN

01-18-2003, 07:21 PM

don't prefer them but will use them if they're the cleanest or the only one available...

i kind of feel like i'm in violation, just as if i was parked in a handicap spot...

but i never park in a handicap spot...

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TeRRoR

01-18-2003, 07:26 PM

ok, ANSWER THIS ONE:

why does the DRIVE UP ATM have brail ?

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Reephdweller

01-18-2003, 07:37 PM

why does the DRIVE UP ATM have brail ?

thank the american's with disabilities act for that. also get ready for when u.s. companies that choose to have websites will be forced under the american's with disabilities act to have websites that are friendly for color blind, and blind people. that isn't even a joke...its actually on the horizon.

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Lucento

01-19-2003, 05:28 AM

I like a fan noise in a bathroom. I hate going into a bathroom that doesnt have a source of sound, I guess so my crapping isnt so noisey, I also dont like hearing anyone elses. Anyone else have a fondness for bathroom cover sounds?

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walking joint

01-19-2003, 05:36 AM

i work on a floor that has 3 stalls..one of which is for the handicapped. we don't have anyone who is handicapped in our builiding, but for some reason when i use that stall i feel like i'm doing something wrong. its not the first stall i usually choose, but if one of the other two is being used i go to that one next. just the nice big open space in there i feel like i'm at home in my own bathroom. plus with the high seat i feel like a king on his throne...and that's how going to the bathroom should feel.

Lucento

01-19-2003, 05:44 AM

Dont you hate it when there are 3 urinals and sone guy comes in and uses the one next to you when the other ones free? The same with stalls, why in the world would you use the stall next to someone whos in it? I like a 1 stall/urinal cushion. If I went into a batroom that had 3 urinals and the two outside ones were being used, Id piss in a stall. Anything less is a violation as far as Im concerned. The same goes for talking while peeing. Thats a no-no for Lucento.

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walking joint

01-19-2003, 05:50 AM

Dont you hate it when there are 3 urinals and sone guy comes in and uses the one next to you when the other ones free? The same with stalls, why in the world would you use the stall next to someone whos in it? I like a 1 stall/urinal cushion. If I went into a batroom that had 3 urinals and the two outside ones were being used, Id piss in a stall. Anything less is a violation as far as Im concerned. The same goes for talking while peeing. Thats a no-no for Lucento.

i can't disagree with any part of that. i also believe they should make the who urinal seen a little more private. why not a wall that runs from the floor to the ceiling between each one. all they give you is that 3 ft piece of wood as a blocker.

TheMojoPin

01-19-2003, 09:27 AM

Yeah, but what if you WANT someone checking out your mammoth, elephantine wang? It's gotta be good for SOMETHING...

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StewySezILoveGo

07-16-2006, 09:30 PM

Sometimes the handicap stalls even have their own little sink and mirrors!  Great for if you're living rough!

suggums

07-16-2006, 09:36 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: the handicap stall is the best. a lot of them even have that kid changing station in there, so you can put a book or magazine on it to read.

Along the same lines...what makes people think they can take books off the shelves and into the friggin' bathroom in a bookstore? I see someone do that I give 'em a minute to settle, them come in and pound on the stall door and yell at them to toss the merchandise out. Not something I usually catch, but it's sweet when I do... ok you said this 3 years ago but regardless, it gets way worse when you find porn mags hidden in the retractable kid table.its even worse than that when you find the gay porn, which has happened at least three times in the last couple months.  by the way i always use the handicapped stall.  ill hold it for later if someones in there. 

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SatCam

07-17-2006, 09:11 AM

suggums wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: the handicap stall is the best. a lot of them even have that kid changing station in there, so you can put a book or magazine on it to read.

Along the same lines...what makes people think they can take books off the shelves and into the friggin' bathroom in a bookstore? I see someone do that I give 'em a minute to settle, them come in and pound on the stall door and yell at them to toss the merchandise out. Not something I usually catch, but it's sweet when I do... ok you said this 3 years ago but regardless, it gets way worse when you find porn mags hidden in the retractable kid table.its even worse than that when you find the gay porn, which has happened at least three times in the last couple months. 

That's weird... you'd think Mojo would catch those guys...