Help, i need a website made.....

[swiss miss]

Hello Lovies, I am in desperate need of a QUALITY website. Ive been a working artist/designer for 4 years now, and i think its time for me to get my portfolio out there....thought I would ask anyone here first. If you have MAD skills, PLEASE IM me, or PM or whatever, Money is not an issue, ill pay whatever to get something i can be proud of.....thanks!!!

xoxox Swissy

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[F1Gm3nT]

just put those pics of me, you and Alkey up
Im proud of those

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"Never Underestimate the predictability of stupidity." - Bullet Tooth Tony

[F1Gm3nT]

actually Ill hook you up with mah friend Myke Myers. He's really really reeeeeally good
I highly recomend him
I think you met him once... he was the guy who was spining when I wasn't at the Xmass party

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[swiss miss]

I remember him! mad cool kid....Oh, my designs are VERY minimal. I work in Diamonds, Tanzanite,18K, Platinum, Titanium, ruthenium etc....

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[SatCam]

I might be willing to do it. Give me a day to think

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I work in Diamonds, Tanzanite,18K, Platinum, Titanium, ruthenium etc....



I THOUGHT that's what men needed to provide you to get a date! :)



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[Style1550]

I am still learning HTML so I cant help ya but if you ever need a banner or logo feel free to ask

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[Evil_Sock_Puppet]

I designed this web site for my friend Aaron and am very proud of it. <A HREF="http://www.expage.com/aaronscoolplace2go">Behold a website masterpiece!</A> ok who wants one?

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[Bob Impact]

Im all over this like a cheap coach suit on Fez at a wedding.


God that was a long way to go for nothing. I STINK.

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[Contra]

if you were asking for something on paper with crayons i'd help you, but i know nothing about HTML:(

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[canofsoup15]

I could make a site with Geocities, but you probably wouldnt want that.

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Just anger,
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I'm away forever,
but I'm feeling better,

[swiss miss]

tee hee , sure it is!! David Yurman, Neissing and Cartier are simply captivating!!! Line up!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

I work in Diamonds, Tanzanite,18K, Platinum, Titanium, ruthenium etc....


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[Heavy]

I'm not going to be able to help out at all. :(

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[Tenbatsuzen]

tee hee , sure it is!! David Yurman, Neissing and Cartier are simply captivating!!! Line up!


You'll get nothing and like it!

How 'bout a fresca? Or a date with WonderRay?



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Impossible is just a negotiation.

[Dewey]

I've designed websites for several companies, including my own. Drop me an e-mail if you are interested.

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[french bread pizza]

darling sweet pea...i could do it for you...i'm actually working for a website designing company right now (realwebsolutions.net)

and i mean you saw my site before, i think it would be considered quality...e-mail me darling and we'll chat about it...

btw, i miss your skin, your smell..YOU

your welcome

(EDIT--had to fix my incorrect usage of you're and your i'm a dumbass)

This message was edited by french bread pizza on 1-19-03 @ 11:40 PM

[fluffernutter]

I STINK.



Yeah you do. Way to make an "impact"! heh heh

Seriouly, I do some neat interactive stuff in Flash. I am currently working on mine but just need to get the webspace. Good luck. Need any pointers, shoot me an IM.

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Thanks FelixDelGato and BobImpact

[sexy bastard]

I designed my webaite also, the program i use is very easy and also easy domain hosting and everything
http://www.leohernandez.net

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[swiss miss]

Oh you HOT little Vixen!!!! I didnt realize that YOU made that site!!!! Will you work for sexual favors? Because you KNOW ill pay you sweetly for this!! What ever you want, moneys no object!! Help!! And i miss YOU, your hair, your HANDS....

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[gone]

darling sweet pea...i could do it for you...i'm actually working for a website designing company right now (realwebsolutions.net)


isnt andrew the bestest?

C*U*N*T
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[IrishAlkey]

btw, i miss you're skin, you're smell..YOU

your welcome


So close...





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[ChickenHawk]

Quote:
btw, i miss you're skin, you're smell..YOU
your welcome
So close...

I think you've earned this: http://www.geocities.com/hawkfact/pyramid.html

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chicken hawk has way too much time on his hands.. good job though lol

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[FMJeff]

if you havent found anyone yet you can im me...

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[french bread pizza]

So close...



damn you..damn you to hellllll


your welcome

[french bread pizza]

::sniff sniff cry..

my life is ruined, i'm going to go ummm rape alkey in the bum....no way he likes that too much..fuck what do i do now..

your welcome

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[sexy bastard]

my life is ruined, i'm going to go ummm rape alkey in the bum

hell no frenchie hes mine damn it
lol

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[JustJon]

I think there's a lot of us here who do sites... quite a few of us professionally.

So to toss my hat in... I can do high profile, search optimized pages tailored to your needs and content.

(Buzzwords are fun, especially when you know what they mean)

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[Orallo]

Sexy Bastard,


I also am planning to begin a foundation for abusedand battered women and children in the future.


I don't mean to bust your chops, just trying to help, but I think you could use a space between "abused" and "and" Unless its a new term that you crazy kids are using now a days....

Peace & hugs,


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[french bread pizza]

just to inform you darling orallo or whateve ryou name is...this isn't a job interview, or a professional letter, or even the fucking sat's...some people type fast and carelessly and we don't really give a fuck if it's correct grammar..nor correct spelling...if his only mistake was a fucking space in between words, he's on the top of the ladder here..

check out sheeplver's posts you'll see what i mean

lighten up dudeeeeeee

your welcome

[Hawiian shirt craig]

well swissy and FBP, let me
offer to help out with any
planning sessions, i'll make
dinner adn get you guys drunk.
should make for a good
experience for all. LOL.
besides u are so gonna need a
photographer for that one.

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[sexy bastard]

Hey Orallo just wanted to say thank you for picking that up, Frenchy was right about me I think faster then i tpe. I did make that mistake, and spell check did not pick up on it. that is why i need an editor for all my stupid mistakes..but thanks for picking that up no one else has. I do appreciate that you even visited my site. and appreciate that you picked up on my error so i thank you.

And frenchy thank you for defending me on that one but its cool though..what can i say thats my girlie
lol

I just fixed it on my site thanks again
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This message was edited by sexy bastard on 1-21-03 @ 8:04 AM

[Orallo]

Hey French Bread Pizza, or whatever your name is!

As you might understand now, (after reading sexibastard's comments to my post) I was trying to help the fella out. He runs a site that looks professional and he had a typo on it and I thought it would help to have it corrected.

Darling, take it down a notch, and please follow a thread before you bash someone, would you?

Peace & Hugs,

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[sexy bastard]

Hey French Bread Pizza, or whatever your name is!

As you might understand now, (after reading sexibastard's comments to my post) I was trying to help the fella out. He runs a site that looks professional and he had a typo on it and I thought it would help to have it corrected.

Darling, take it down a notch, and please follow a thread before you bash someone, would you?

number 1 i see you cant spell either lol, number two she was just looking out for a friend, just like you were being nice enough to look out for me..so lets just drop it now
thank you

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