I want to ask her out but.............

[Evil_Sock_Puppet]

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I don't know how to approach her. She's so beautiful and powerful. I love a women who is not afraid to throw her weight around. I can only imagine what sex with her must be like. I don't know what to say or where to take her. Any ideas?

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Don't stick your hand up my ass! Again! Ever!

[Reephdweller]

is she single?

what's the problem?

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[Abrasive Dean]

Looks a bit of a pig to me.

Still I have had worse

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[reeshy]

Put a sock in it!!!!

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This is really me!!

[Gaia]

The only way to make her notice you, is to carry yourself in the same manner..so if she has a "Powerful" air to her...you do the same thing. She will be eating out of the palm of your hand....

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[ADF]

Uh oh, I think you pissed off Kermit.

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[Reephdweller]

Gaia is right. Have a few "stiff" drinks, choke the chicken, then work on your courage on your way over to her and ask the fat fuck out.

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[Geppetto]

Make her come to you, yell sooooowwwweeeeeee at the top of your lungs.



Thanks, I'm here all week, try the veal.

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[Orallo]

just tell her:

"Cummm to Butthead!"

Chicks love that!

Peace & Hugs


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[Evil_Sock_Puppet]

"Cummm to Butthead!"

Wow your a comedic genius!!
This is the greatest thread ever thanks to you!! Please give me more!! I want more!! Oreo!

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Don't stick your hand up my ass! Again! Ever!

[jamesdiggy]

I hear she likes a guy with a sense of sty-le. Ge, Ge, Ge.

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[Reephdweller]

its gonna be hard to ask her out with that hand up your ass.

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[Reephdweller]

make mine a double.

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This message was edited by reefdwella on 1-19-03 @ 1:18 AM

[Evil_Sock_Puppet]

its gonna be hard to ask her out with that hand up your ass.


Who said it was my hand?

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[AppleBoy]

SOLESS, get your hand out of that puppet's ass.

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[Reephdweller]

Who said it was my hand?


i don't know who's hand it is...though you'll need to take it out before you can get the digits from her.

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[Kewlkat]

though you'll need to take it out before you can get the digits from her.


Nice one!! hahahahahaha

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[Gaia]

Soooo...Did you ask this Dame out yet??

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This message was edited by Gaia on 1-22-03 @ 2:47 PM

[FelixDasGato]

Have her root you up some truffles and give them to her.

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[Jennitalia]

Piggy's a slut...I hear she slept with everybody in the Electric Mayham, including Janis.
What a pig.

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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

[kc7586]

just do a one night stand thing with her, but only if you must, she seems like a total bitch who would want to put up with that fat ass?

I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[FMJeff]

, choke the chicken,


Big bird?

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