What's the point of Clementines? You gotta eat like 10 of them!

[Death Metal Moe]

These little fucking things are SO SMALL! Clementines are good, don't get me wrong, but if you want to get filled up at all by this sweet snack.

Why do people buy them? Why not just buy more oranges? I remember HUGE ones the size of grapefruits! And they're good too!

So I say, Death to Clementines! BOYCOTT!

PSSSST! I heard Leykis eats them...

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[Reephdweller]

I love those little fucks. They're tiny, but they got lots of juice.

We're still talking about oranges right?

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[pinkyfloyd]

Clementines are great!! For some reason, they're easier to peel than oranges; the skin just slides right off. Plus, you don't have to use a knife to cut them; you just shove the whole thing in your mouth. Clementines kick ass.

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[Reephdweller]

the only downside is they're not wrapped in bacon. instead they have what we called a "rind"

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[canofsoup15]

PSSSST! I heard Leykis eats them...


shittt...leykis..*chucks bag out window* phew *clasps hands*

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[Lucento]

mmmmmmmmmmm...juicy fruit flesh, filling my mouth with tart sweetness, its suculent nectar flowing down my throat like a river of passionate extacy. The tender pulp bursting and coating my tongue with a fragrant gush of liquid that I greedily swallow into the depths of my soul. This girl Clementine has an ass that could make the Pope swear off alter boys.

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[Patches]

What's the point!?! Cuz they is tasty! Oranges: FUN-SIZED!

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[hyperspace]

plus don't forget the "oh my darli'n" song would not exist without them.

[NewYorkDragons80]

PSSSST! I heard Leykis eats them...
Granted, but I hear he never spends more than $40 on clementines.

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[SatCam]

They're good because there are no seeds. You can eat them whole.

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[East Side Dave]

Also, clementines are a much more practical sized fruit when you're trying to re-enact the "Gimp Scene" in Pulp Fiction. If you try taping a grapefruit in, say, your landlord's mouth while you're "play-acting", things get messy. Clementines? Perfect. Plus they remind me of Micro Machines.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Getting gipped is getting a Clementine with seeds. What's left? A drop of juice and some pulp. I'd sooner undergo open heart surgery from Mr. T than have a Clementine with seeds.

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[Arienette]

why does there have to be a point? they're rounded, and they're wonderful. i like that they're small... i eat the little pieces individually, and they're just so damn cute i can't get enough. i don't eat oranges, but i am all over the clementines.

Oranges: FUN-SIZED!fun sized is never really as much fun as you think it's gonna be... generally, i just find myself wanting more

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[ToddEVF]

i don't eat oranges, but i am all over the clementines.

Yeah for some reason i dispise oranges but clementies are the shiznit, yo. They are small, yet delicious. Too bad I have to eat like 12 of them at a time.

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[Reephdweller]

Too bad I have to eat like 12 of them at a time.


i sense a whole new thread coming from moe.



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[sweet pea]

I love the cute little crates they come in! Double the fun :)

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[Abrasive Dean]

These little fucking things are SO SMALL!


Moe is only sore because of having to pause to remove the peel before he can swallow them. :)

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[fluffernutter]

I am really gonna sound stupid and ignorant here, but what is a clementine? I gather it is a fruit? Citrus family perhaps? Fill me in!

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[Reephdweller]

I am really gonna sound stupid and ignorant here, but what is a clementine? I gather it is a fruit? Citrus family perhaps? Fill me in!


for my 900th post i'll fill you in good! :-)

actually a clementine is a tiny orange...a little bigger than a golf ball. but loaded with the kind of sweet juices only the gods of devinity could imagine
(wow..sounds deep), but they come in these little crates that make them adorable and cool all rolled into one big quivering mass.

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[TooCute]

Indeed a clementine is like
a small orange - actually it
is a mandarin orange
crossed with an orange and
is seedless - or supposed
to be - kind of like a
tangerine but it has a
different taste and it has like
easier to peel skin... usually
they're so sweet and juicy
but I hate the sour ones,
eew. I always eat the pieces
individually!


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[SoLost22]

clemetines are so much better than oranges b/c there are no pits. The art is in peeling them in one piece

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[fluffernutter]

Thanks! I will have to hunt them down so I too can find the pleasure in these little guys.

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[sweet pea]

Hope you like them... they are oh-so-yummy!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I have to confess. After all the trash talk, I've eaten like 20 of them over the past 3 days.

They're the only fruit in my house right now, so I had to settle on them.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

actually it is a mandarin orange
Look at who knew that one.

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[kc7586]

i know, i feel your pain, by the time you get the little fuckers peeled you don't even want it anymore and once you eat it, the vicious cycle begins again and again until you are driven insane and have to be hospitalized.

I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

[FMJeff]

almost as worse as fucking crawfish...smaller than lobster, bigger than shrimp, totally fucking useless animal...

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[Reephdweller]

Got me a crate of these last night at the store, God these little things are so refreshing.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, I gotta admit I was wrong.

I DO wish a seedless citrus fruit came in bigger size, but they ARE fucking excellent.

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Come now Cam. That's an easy joke to go for. I expect better of you.

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[2BigFeet]

I do'nt think you can compare them to crawfish.

Ow, my eye, my doctor told me not to get pudding in it

[Frizzle Fry]

damn, after reading through this thread i want a clementine more than i ever have before.

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[sr71blackbird]

I bought 3 cases of them this week at Johns Farm for $3.49 each! I woofing them down like no yes tomorrow! No pits, sweet, and easy peel skin. Ya gotta love it!

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[Heavy]

Kids love these things.

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