HAPPY BIRTHDAY HECKLER.....

[The mighty Thor]

YOU OLD TOOTHLESS PRICK!
For your Birthday I bought you
a nice tombstone, since you
already have one foot in the
grave.


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[Jackie Sloan]

Happy Birthday Heckler, many more. Oh, and you're not.......toothless!

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oooo...nice head Jackie!
Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent for the sig

[Tall_James]

Happy Birthday to the Zen Master of the Old School! I am not worthy to lace the boots on your ancient viking boots. So I just offer up this picture instead.....

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IV
Sheepy made this sig. Thank you Sheepy.

[jestah]

Happy Birthday Heckler...hope you had a great one.



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thanks blakjeezis for the sig.
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[Arienette]

happy birthday to one of the most amazing people i know. i appreciate everything, heckler. and you should really stop getting older if you ever expect that child bride thing to pan out...

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[F1Gm3nT]

Happy Birthday to my wise scandinavian friend

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Give me water from the suns begining to the suns end

[reeshy]

You ever notice that all of the truly great people are born in the month of January?

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[TheMojoPin]

"How does Heckler know so much about 'Oops! I Crapped My Pants!'?"

"Because he's wearing them...and he just did."

Have a happy thingamajig, you ol' agitator, you.

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VP #2 for the Coalition of Angry Micks, and the best goddamn American ever.
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[billyio]

Happy Birthday Heckler. I hope you can avoid Valhalla for many many more, O sage of the mundane.

See Ya!

[Lulu]

to the only person i know that's older than gvac. happy birthday, you old coot! :)

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"Don't be afraid to be afraid of the norm."

[JerseyRich]

Happy Birthday ya big lug!
I hope you enjoy Florida as much as AG!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!With a side of some UH UH!

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Happy Birthday Uncle Heck.

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[dassal3399]

Happy birthday Heckler, have a good one, buddy.

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"I'm Tony Montana...You Fuck Wit Me...You Fuck Wit The Best!!"

Shout Out To Can of Soup 15 and Toddevf for the Kick Ass Sig Pic!

[yarpwizard]

Happy Birthday, Heckler....as a present tell WNEW to give you a show.

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[fluffernutter]

Hope you have a great and Happy Birthday Heckler, sir.

'..Sex me so good I VOMIT'
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[canofsoup15]

Happy Birfday Budday

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

[Aggie]

Happy birthday my friend!! You deserve the best ... so come to Texas and I'll show you what a good time is. I got a cooler full of Dr. Pepper and a loaded gun waiting for your Yankee ass.

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Once you go white, you'll say 'aight'!

Join the Army http://www.onaarmy.cjb.net/

[Katylina]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

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[Fallon]

Happy Birthday Heck!
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[ToddEVF]

Heckler, happy birthday. you, sir, are the KING OF OLD SCHOOL

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Glad fodselsdag! Feir og ha moro!

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[EffMeBoobs]

Happy Birthday to my favorite peanut butter, ost loving friend. Enjoy your day, and stay away from Thor when he's in a Duane Reed.

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[Green Lantern]

Happy Birthday Heck-Man,and many more!!!!!

SAVE RON & FEZ!!!
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Sig pic done by ADF.
We came, We saw, We kicked it's ASS!!!

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[HordeKing1]

Happy birthday G!

This will be your year, with the realization and fruition of all you hoped and planned for.



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[Reephdweller]

Happy Birthday Heckler.

Hey, would it be wrong to turn this birthday thread into a game thread?

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[FUNKMAN]

Heckler,

Wishing you a Groovy Birthday!

Keep On Truckin' :)

PEACE too!

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[Gvac]

I refuse to wish Heckler a Happy Birthday until tomorrow, his actual birthday.

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[ThePointer]

If GVAC be the truth, I wish you Mr. Heckler an early and healthy birthday as you add another year of knowledge to that vast resevoir of yours

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[jafter]

Happy Birthday Heckler, I hope you have a great day. Go out and have a blast today.

From one old schooler to another.


Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Philly is the next market for the boys. Wake up WYSP...

[Marist Mike]

Happy birthday Heck

[high fly]

Happy birthday, Heckler, you're really boss, man. Don't forget, it's o.k. to look back from time to time, just don't get caught staring <P>

"Boiled, baked or fried, aliens taste good!"

[The Blowhard]

Thanks guys. It's now official so I'll make it plain:
Thor is Eurotrash.
It's true that I'm old, old enough to be your Dad. Hell, I could be your Dad, that is if I took tons of acid.
Thanks in advance for the nice Birthday wishes. I'll be snorting Metamucil off of old ladies asses tomorrow during shuffleboard.
I will NOT wear my Depends.
I will not put in my teeth.
I'm gonna hijack the "Meals on Wheels" truck and eat pudding all day.
I will also be cranking out the Lawrence Welk polka LP, getting down with my bad self.
I'm calling Dr. Kevorkian.




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THAT'S Amore!

[EQ]

There must be a Norwegian Birthday celebration going on..

I smell Cake and Fish Balls.

( Or it's just another Tuesday morning at Tickler's. Uh, I mean.. Heckler's. Oops. Did I type that out loud? )


Happy Birthday, My Love.
I'll see you and Ingrid on the houseboat in an hour.
Bring the Vodka.
Wear that cute hat with the antlers on it, okay?

SKOAL!





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[Gvac]

OK, it's now officially Heck's birthday, so here it goes -

Happy Birthday to one of the most fascinating and decent guys I've ever had the pleasure to call friend. You're truly one in a million, buddy, and I hope today and every day brings you all you could possibly wish for.

I can think of no one more deserving.

Happy Birthday and many, many more.

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[A.J.]

Happy Birthday Heckler! I hope you have a great day.

Skaal!

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A Skidmark production.

[RF Godfather]

As Gvac has said today is Heck's birthday and now I feel right to post here.

Happy Birthday to one of the most intelligent and genuinely nice people I know not only on the board but in real life. Hope you have a wonderful birthday and all that you wish for my true lue budday and my original tag team partner!

PEOPLE BORN TODAY
George Balanchine
Bill Bixby
Michael Hutchence
Rasputin
Steve Perry
Sam Cooke
Lord Byron
George Foreman
D.W. Griffith
Mike Bossy
Diane Lane
Linda Blair
Christopher Masterson
Beverley Mitchell
Willa Ford
Paul Hogan
John Hurt
Manabu Nakanishi
Tully Blanchard
Francis Bacon
Bob Stein
Bryant Salter
Mike Caldwell

FAMOUS EVENTS
Death of Queen Victoria, ends an era in which most of her British subjects know no other monarch. Her 63-year reign, the longest in British history, saw the growth of an empire on which the sun never set. Victoria restored dignity to the English monarchy and ensured its survival as a ceremonial political institution (1901).
Roe vs. Wade decision by US Supreme Court legalizes abortion (1973).
George Foreman beats Joe Frazier for heavyweight title (1973).
Under the leadership of British statesman Edward G. Wakefield, the first British colonists to New Zealand arrive at Port Nicholson on Auckland Island (1840).
In Moscow, Andrei Dmitriyevich Sakharov, the Soviet physicist who helped build the USSR's first hydrogen bomb, is arrested after criticizing the Soviet military intervention in Afghanistan. He was subsequently stripped of his numerous scientific honors and banished to remote Gorky (1980).
Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In makes its debut. This classic TV comedy-variety show was an instant smash that ran for five years on NBC (1968).
Emergency, produced by Dragnet star and producer Jack Webb, premieres, featuring the same semidocumentary style popularized by Webb's earlier police drama. The show focused on the adventures of paramedics Roy DeSoto and Johnny Gage. The show, which ran from 1972 to 1977, foreshadowed later hits like E.R., with its interwoven comic and serious subplots (1972).
One of the most talked-about commercials in history, the Macintosh "1984" commercial aired only once, during the Super Bowl on this day in 1984. The commercial showed thousands of expressionless, bald-headed workers entranced by a Big Brother--style authoritarian figure haranguing them from a giant screen. A woman wearing a T-shirt with a Macintosh logo threw a sledgehammer into the screen, and the ad went on to explain that in a few days, the Macintosh would show the world why "1984 won't be like 1984." Ironically, Apple executives had tried unsuccessfully to pull the commercial and sell their ad slot to another advertiser at the last minute (1984).

LUCKY NUMBER: 5 BIRTHSTONE: AmethystPOSITIVE TRAITS: Electrifying, imaginative, passionateNEGATIVE TRAITS: Impatient, short-tempered, headstrong

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SAVE RON & FEZ IN NEW YORK! KEEP WRITING!

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[Reephdweller]

Happy Birthday...officially dude!

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[ADF]

Happy Birthday to my favorite Republican, which isn't really saying much.

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[The Blowhard]

Thanks again guys, I am truly humbled..well, not really.
Thanks to Joey for his usual list. Just the fact that I share a Birthday with Bill Bixby is amazing. I have the urge to bang a Japanese chick and have her moan "Mr. Eddie's Father"!!! (old school reference!).
Gvac, I always asked you to keep our "man love" a secret..NOT IN FRONT OF THE BOARD MEMBERS!! Thank you.
Ladies, there's plenty of me to go around for all of you, just bring Viagra and a friend to talk to, I tend to pass out.
ADF: Republican? NO WAY! I'm just a cynical and bitter Libertarian who's as fed up with this country as Micheal Douglas in "Falling Down". Now where's my ammo?
Seriously, love and peace to all. Now log off and see the sun for a change. :)

[Major Wood]

to a very funny man who always makes me smile.......happy 21st heckler my friend. ;)

[FelixDasGato]

Hey, Happy Happy Birthday Heckler

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[Jennitalia]

Happy Birthday, Heckler!

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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

[IrishAlkey]

Heckler is the bee's knees...


And the bee's ass and dink...

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[JustJon]

ok, I usually stay away from b-day threads, but for the RonFez.Net Moderator Emeritus...

Happy Birthday, Gramps

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[Coco]

Happy Birthday Heckler. Hope to hear more of you on the radio.

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We can't change our past, but we can change the way we look at it - into something more positive

[ROMEO]

Happy b-day Heckler....
age is just a state of mind buddy, your 17 going on 18.
Have a GREAT DAY..

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[Cybersoldier]

Happy b-day heckler

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[jamesdiggy]

Have a Super Swell, Groovilicious Birthday!

Don't be fooled by the Rocks that I got, I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Happy Birthday Heckie-poo!!!!!
:)

'..It's about time for my arrival..What?'
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[SimonBarSinister]

so evil!

Simon says GO SNOW!

[skullcrush]

happy birthday you big lug

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[hatetreehighway]

dont know ya but love ya..
do you know me... hatetreehighway

heckle onn.....

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Thanks Fallon!

[Patches]

Happy birthday Heckler. Unlike these other clowns, I got you a present.

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I think its Sig-tastic!

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[hatetreehighway]

wow thats a gift.. don't make me laugh.... ncth heckler are you my uncle ernie ?

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Thanks Fallon!

[zathrus]

Happy Birthday Heckler!!! Hope you have lots of fun!!

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

ehhh I wasnt going to post here but when I heard that you jcked-up the Phillie Phanatic I had to wish you a Happy Birthday.. I want to have a drink and a ciger with a guy like you.

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[Captain Rooster]

Happy Birthday, buddy...

Let's blow this taco stand



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[Garrison]

You rawk!:)