Need some help to be funny

[Marist Mike]

I sent some IF's to try to get them on the air but didn't feel good about them. I need some help to be funny when contributing to comedy pyramids and I need a chick too while I'm on it I dream to top a comedy pyramid a serious SOS here.

[DarkHippie]

this thread is a start, I'm laughing pretty hard right now.

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[walking joint]

i agree...you should actually not post again today. you can't be funnier than you just were.

[Marist Mike]

How the f was that funny?

[Bama]

No one is funny here. Everyone is mean. REALLY mean.

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[walking joint]

you just ruined it

[stickyfingers]

there are two surefire ways to be funny

1) Put yourself down
2) Make a reference that is obscure but at the same time everyone knows but may not be thinking about at the time

but then again the only person that laughs at my jokes is mother

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[LingRLonger]

How the f was that funny?

I think that may be a clue as to why your IF's weren't used. The subtle humor of your first post escaped you.

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[Wolf]

What if we all just sit back and yell "Be More Funny!" at you, would that help?

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[Death Metal Moe]

OK Mike. You've been attacked a little in here. This is what sometimes happens and it's fun for us.

But to answer your question, some nights we're on, some nights we're not.

My advice it 2 fold.

1. There are MANY Instant Feedbacks coming in, and if yours gets missed, don't take it personally. It comes with the territory.

2. I've found that when you sit there in front of the IF screen just WAITING for comedy to come to you, it doesn't. DO NOT try so hard man. Us regular joe's can't force it like real comedy writers probably can. Just leave the page up and do some other things as you listen. Then, if something comes to you, go type it.

And don't forget that it's cool to contribute, but our BUDDAYS are always funny! So listen every night you can.

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[nowimhungry]

Mike...pay close attention to DeathMetal Moe's comedy advice...he's the founder of the long running "Your Mom's Dildo" school of comedy. A true original.

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[IrishAlkey]

Mike...pay close attention to DeathMetal Moe's comedy advice...he's the founder of the long running "Your Mom's Dildo" school of comedy. A true original.


Stop being a fucking judgemental cunt and let's hear some of your original, off-the-wall, knee-slapping, crowd pleasing nuggets of comedy brilliance, you fucking douchebag.

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[nowimhungry]

Looks like Death Metal Moe has a friend...I'm joking aroung you guys. It's kind of scary how pissed of you people get. Some of you really need to relax. I'm sure Moe wasn't as offended as you. CALM DOWN. I thought it was understood were poking fun at each other.

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[IrishAlkey]

I could give a fuck about Moe.

Your attitude sucks my asshole.

Unless you find entertainment in poking bears with sticks, I'd find a new way to "joke around" with people.

Your backpeddling brakes need some oil.

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[nowimhungry]

I have no idea what half of that post meant, but I gather you're not gonna drop it. Fine, have it your way. Just try and take it easy, man. I know you won't stop till you have the last word, but this is my last post on the subject. I'm gonna do "poke bears with sticks"...or something.

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[IrishAlkey]

Peace and hugs.

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[nowimhungry]

Besides, us Irish need to stick together, no...?


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[Steels]

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[DJEvelEd]

Date a fat ugly chick who'll laugh at every dumb thing you say.

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[silera]

Date a fat ugly chick who'll laugh at every dumb thing you say.

Or date a hot chick so you can laugh at everyone else.


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[nowimhungry]

I've never met a bunch of people so eager to fight...via computer.

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[IrishAlkey]

Or date a hot chick so you can laugh at everyone else.

I think I'll try that.

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[Marist Mike]

Hey if you met me you'd know I have quite the personality.

[ADF]

I've never met a bunch of people so eager to fight...via computer.


You can go to any message board and run into the same thing. As a casual observer, I'd have to say that your attitude sucks. It's hard to detect sarcasm in a post, and you're coming across as abrasive. Anybody coming into a new environment should become familiar with everyone so as not to be misunderstood. From the little I've read, I tend to agree with Alkey and Moe's assessments of your character.

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[Marist Mike]

My attitude does not suck But I am open to anyones help to make me fyunnier than Billy although that's not very hard.

When times are rough, all one needs to make it good is two guy named Ron and Fez and definitely not some guy named Billy Staples.

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Moe,
Are you feeling alright? Are you sick? You're too friggin' nice!! I want the old NJDMMOE back and I want him back right friggin' NOW!!!!

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[KC2OSO]

BE MORE FUNNY!

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[Marist Mike]

Yeah but how that's what I need more help in

[Marist Mike]

Also too what the hell is my pool score

[nowimhungry]

Mike...I think that guy was saying MY attitude sucks, not yours.

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[Marist Mike]

What makes you say that?

[walking joint]

What makes you say that?

i think he's right Mike. what makes me say that is he was responding to a quote of his. i think you might want to give up on the help being funny and try a different area. this thread just doesn't seem to be working for you...you seem a little confused to me

[DC Reed]

well i just take the cheap shots when needed.

Like Jersey Rich hes my punching bag.... (j/k rich, we all love you...)

Ask the Mojopin about comedy, his ADHD infected mind is full of wacky and off track ideas.

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[Marist Mike]

Yeah maybe I am confused I'm confused about the vast intricacies of helping out a RnF comedy pyramid.

[ADF]

Yeah maybe I am confused I'm confused about the vast intricacies of helping out a RnF comedy pyramid.


Just send in a lot through the instant feedback. Maybe one will get read.

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[Marist Mike]

With this football pool is it who wins outright or do they go by the spread.

[DC Reed]

Just send in a lot through the instant feedback. Maybe one will get read.


Yeah, that always works, or what i do is pick up a phone, and call in, cause Wonderboy or Billy will let me through and then theres no Ron to stop me from getting on the AIR! HAHA

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[walking joint]

With this football pool is it who wins outright or do they go by the spread.


no spread...i'm glad its over and they kept the last week total..it was the best i did almost all year

[Death Metal Moe]

I just wanted to quickly that I have no problem with nowimhungry and that he's more than welcome to give back the attitude I dish out sometimes.

And Alkey is obviously his own man and wasn't nessecerally sticking up for ME as he was pointing out what HE felt was poor attitude and posting.

This is also a good thread for Mike to be reading about how to be funny! HA! It's HARDLY been funny. It's mostly fighting.

Mike, leave this thread behind you and just post what you're thinking man. Comedy comes to you. That's all I can say. I'm still waiting for it. I've got my funny pants on...

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[Dewey]

Mike, I can't believe nobody is being straight with you. You want to get on the air with Ron and Fez, you have to blow somebody. We all have.

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[Reephdweller]

Your backpeddling brakes need some oil.



Pure comic gold this entire thread is.

Mike - ADF is right (wow), there are subtlties to the comments that you're missing. The first thing you need to learn is to not take things so personally. If anything this thread and your experience here will help give you a thicker skin.
Me personally I wanna have an alligator skin. That would be the shizznitz!

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[DarkHippie]

You want to get on the air with Ron and Fez, you have to blow somebody. We all have.
Boy Howdy!

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[nowimhungry]

Death Metal--- that's the spirit bro, its all in good fun.

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