jocefus
01-28-2003, 12:44 PM
EVENT # of Drinks
Every time he says....
Tax cut
1
Stimulus
1
Terror/Terrorism/ "Terrah"
1 (last year's killer with 32)
Iraq or Saddam Hussein
1
regime or regime change 1
Disarm/disarmament
1
Weapons of mass destruction
1
"Biological, chemical and nuclear ("nukular") weapons"
2
North Korea
1
Axis of Evil
finish your drink
"evil doers"
2
United Nations
1
(UN) Security Council
1
Hans Blix (or Mr. Blix)
2
Weapons Inspectors
1
Al Qaeda
1
Taliban
2
"liberation of women of Afghanistan" (however it's phrased)
2
Affirmative action
3
Racial preferences
1
University of Michigan
1
Martin Luther King, Jr. (however he mentions him)
2 (bonus +1 if he uses MLK to defend his affirmative action position)
Homeland or Homeland Security 1
Tom Ridge
1
Trent Lott
3
Nukular
1
"prescription drugs" 1
medicare 1
seniors or senior citizens 1
welfare 1
any reference to faith based initiatives 2
**Any word of 5 syllables or more
2 (bonus +1 if he stumbles through it)
"Don't mess with Texas!" Finish your drink, hit yourself over the head with the bottle, do a jig
Every time....
he introduces a special guest
1
he praises a Democrat by name
2
he refers to a European leader positively
1
he refers to a European leader negatively
3
he defends his economic plan by describing the "average family"
2
they show the First Lady
1
they show the First Lady NOT SMILING
2
they show an announced Democratic presidential candidate
1
he gets a standing ovation from HALF of Congress
2
they show a Supreme Court justice who looks asleep
3
he uses a Bushism (i.e. says something that's not really a word, other than "nucular")
2
he tells a joke causing the audience to laugh nervously
2
they show someone you don't recognize and the caption tells you who he/she is
1
If the speech is under an hour Finish your drink and have another beer
DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE BONUS GAME
"unilateral" 1
some reference to a tax cut for the wealthy 1
some reference to the patient's bill of rights 1
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This message was edited by jocefus on 1-28-03 @ 4:57 PM
Every time he says....
Tax cut
1
Stimulus
1
Terror/Terrorism/ "Terrah"
1 (last year's killer with 32)
Iraq or Saddam Hussein
1
regime or regime change 1
Disarm/disarmament
1
Weapons of mass destruction
1
"Biological, chemical and nuclear ("nukular") weapons"
2
North Korea
1
Axis of Evil
finish your drink
"evil doers"
2
United Nations
1
(UN) Security Council
1
Hans Blix (or Mr. Blix)
2
Weapons Inspectors
1
Al Qaeda
1
Taliban
2
"liberation of women of Afghanistan" (however it's phrased)
2
Affirmative action
3
Racial preferences
1
University of Michigan
1
Martin Luther King, Jr. (however he mentions him)
2 (bonus +1 if he uses MLK to defend his affirmative action position)
Homeland or Homeland Security 1
Tom Ridge
1
Trent Lott
3
Nukular
1
"prescription drugs" 1
medicare 1
seniors or senior citizens 1
welfare 1
any reference to faith based initiatives 2
**Any word of 5 syllables or more
2 (bonus +1 if he stumbles through it)
"Don't mess with Texas!" Finish your drink, hit yourself over the head with the bottle, do a jig
Every time....
he introduces a special guest
1
he praises a Democrat by name
2
he refers to a European leader positively
1
he refers to a European leader negatively
3
he defends his economic plan by describing the "average family"
2
they show the First Lady
1
they show the First Lady NOT SMILING
2
they show an announced Democratic presidential candidate
1
he gets a standing ovation from HALF of Congress
2
they show a Supreme Court justice who looks asleep
3
he uses a Bushism (i.e. says something that's not really a word, other than "nucular")
2
he tells a joke causing the audience to laugh nervously
2
they show someone you don't recognize and the caption tells you who he/she is
1
If the speech is under an hour Finish your drink and have another beer
DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE BONUS GAME
"unilateral" 1
some reference to a tax cut for the wealthy 1
some reference to the patient's bill of rights 1
http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/joesig.jpg
www.mp3.com/mollydoll
honk if your horny
This message was edited by jocefus on 1-28-03 @ 4:57 PM