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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:24 PM

no one from dc who can recap know has been given clearance to recap in the forum. However... I'll start it here for tonight.

They are talking about bondage. Mainly about Joe Millionaire chick. Then Mickey D comes in and talks about how a girl he went out with liked it.

they left the first break with fez saying he had a sad story.

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SatCam

01-30-2003, 03:35 PM

Is this live, or from last week? If it's live, from what you have said, it doesnt seem like they mentioned anything about WNEW.

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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:35 PM

sad news = John Thompson creator/expanded of 7-11 as we know it now died. starts a discussion on slurpees

fez-

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A.J.

01-30-2003, 03:37 PM

they left the first break with fez saying he had a sad story.

John Thompson, the man who inherited 7-Eleven and expanded it worldwide, died.

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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:38 PM

it doesnt seem like they mentioned anything about WNEW.

not tonight but i believe they did yesterday.

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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:39 PM

ron- blue raspberry, It doesn't exist. They might as well call it dogs ass because thats what it tastes like.
fez- hey, I liked it.

later
caller- I've always thought blue was smurf flavored.
fez. the only one who'ld get a smurf slurpy would be gargamel.

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A.J.

01-30-2003, 03:40 PM

Sorry for the dupe Pete. You have the con.

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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:43 PM

aj can you take 8-9

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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:44 PM

topic has shifted to artificial flavors

banana candy doesn't taste like candy.

anything purple is grape.
and so on.

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A.J.

01-30-2003, 03:45 PM

I'm on my way out actually.

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 03:46 PM

Alright AJ, Ill take the 8-9. Sorry pete for intrerupting.

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dcpete

01-30-2003, 03:49 PM

hey cosmo I have to leave for a few minutes cover for me. if cosmo can't... just hope nothing interesting happens while I'm gone.

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SatCam

01-30-2003, 03:51 PM

Its great what you guys are doin, but it's just not the same without hearing their voices.

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Legolas

01-30-2003, 03:52 PM

My gratitude to you guys for the service tonight

Ron: Your telling me that monkeys built this huge tower and it fell and that's how we have all of the different languages?
Ron: Now you know why people think christians are stupid.

cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 03:52 PM

Ron and Fez are now talking about the Harry Potter Jelly Beans

Fez: I tried the vomit, IT TASTES EXACATLY LIKE BLUE CHEESE!

and still going back to the cola flavor

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 03:54 PM

Caller, Tommy: talking about warheads

Fez: once I ate a pack of warheads and my tounge started bleeding, DAMNIT!

Caller, Mary: the blue slurpee, is rasberry. (also talking about pepsi blue)

Ron wants to try it, Fez said it burns too much.

Ron and Fez talking about "AP" Soda and other generic brands then Ron thought "Ma, HOW POOR ARE WE?"

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 03:57 PM

Ron: how did I get to hang out with the cool kid (after Annie the movie remark by Fez)

Fez: oh your so lucky, YOU LOVE spending time with me.

Caller,Ron and Fez kid: cola nuts are used in cola drinks, used in Africa to help diahrreaha and hangovers

(taking a break)

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:04 PM

By the way: Ill be taking everyone until 9 where then Reed will take over. My style will be fixed at every five minutes a new post will be made. Thats not for everyone though. Ill try and put in as much conversation as possible.

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:10 PM

and we are back on.

Fez talking about during the how he had to go to the bathroom so bad, he runs into Billy and Billy said "hey I love here, now we can go to the bathroom together!". Since the CBS building has two bathrooms instead of 'NEW who has one.

Fez: I think he wants to see our dinks!

Ron talking about guys who get really close to the urinal and looks like they are rubbing their d's on the inside. (Bringing in Billy)

Ron: Did you feel bad that you made Fez pee shy?

Billy: NO! Real men pee together. Rory was saying 'Dont go in the bathroom! Ron and Fez are in the bathroom'

Billy moans while taking a piss. Billy: I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR DINKS!

Fez wont use the urinal until he has convinced himself that he has no choice. Fez: I'll abort the pee mission.

Billy talking about peeing in sinks at hockey games.

Rory has no problem peeing.

Mikey- no pee shy, but he doesnt like the splashing off the sides

Fez: not me! Im humpin' it!

Hawk- yeah, Pee shy? Ohhhh yeah. Unless hes drinking then he can go anywhere.

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Swift Boat Vet

01-30-2003, 04:14 PM

Billy: When you really have to go, it's a pleasurable experience.

cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:19 PM

Hawk: I have low self esteem, I've got enough stress.

*still talking about being pee shy*

Hawk sweating in the room from being pee shy and radio shy.

Fez: if I go in the bathroom I do see a shrienk.

Hawk: I think its a revolutionary thing.

Ron: thats why we dont have toliets in our kitchen!

Fez: uhoh, I took a dump in the microwave last night.

Fez cant use the troughs or the low urinals

Ron knew a girl that would want to hold his d while he pissed. Then also stood behing him to get a good view.

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:25 PM

Hawk went with his mother to the bathroom until he was 8 or 9.

Fez: did she dress you in a skirt? She always wanted a Hawkette.

Hawk: I dont want my unit to be in somones mind.
Fez: You know your suppose to put it somewhere else.

More Hawk and sexual talk. Has sex three times a week, been with the girlfriend for 4 years.

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Evilpete

01-30-2003, 04:29 PM

are they still is CBS' building, or are they at JFk tonight??

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:30 PM

Fez will never take mudd in public.

Fez: Id never drop mudd at a friends house, I dont think they would be my friend anymore.

Hawk has only dropped mudd 3 times in public HIS ENTIRE LIFE. 1. Elementary 2. High School 3. College. "I didnt know what was happening" Hawk held it in for a week while he was in Jamica

Ron looking for someone with a medical backround to talk to Hawk and holding it in for a week.

(JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM JEFF, ILL TRY TO KEEP THE POST COUNT SMALL AS POSSIBLE)

*Commercial Break*

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Organ_Grinder

01-30-2003, 04:31 PM

this whole pee shy conversation sounds REAAAAALLY familiar. and thanks for doing this guys, its better than not knowing anything

dcpete

01-30-2003, 04:35 PM

are they still is CBS' building, or are they at JFk tonight??

cbs building, thanks for covering cosmo. and the 5 minute thing is a good idea.

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jafter

01-30-2003, 04:36 PM

are they still is CBS' building, or are they at JFk tonight

They are still in NY. I called Billy yesterday and they do not have a local line for NY fans to call in on.

They are not sure when they are coming to DC. Ronnie has to finalize things with his son who is in school in NY and wants to keep him there.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:42 PM

thanks for covering cosmo. and the 5 minute thing is a good idea.

Sure, actually we should have all got an email from Jeff saying how he wants one post per topic or hour. Although they wait will be longer it will be more under control. Reed is taking the 9 o'clock to 10. But I will retire now for tonight, I guess you can take back over once we are off commercial break Pete. Glad to help anyone with the play by play. Seeeeeeyuh.

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DC Reed

01-30-2003, 04:46 PM

I guess ill try an hourly re-cap for 9-10 and see how that goes....so expect a re-cap at 9:30 and at 10 when the mojopin takes over.

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cozmokramer

01-30-2003, 04:46 PM

Nevermind it looks like Ill be taking you to the 9.

Hawk talking about being a weeblow in the boys scouts and peeing in the woods. He never would and everyone would make fun of him.

Caller, Rick: Ronnie and the Fezer. This is bazarre, In the army you got to find a good tree to use.

Hawk would never even go to the bathroom in the hotel.

Eaily keeping it in: 4 days
Record for keeping it in: One week
Ron wants a REAL doctor to call in.

Hawk: too much activity frigthned me [as a kid]

Caller talking about a disease Hawk can get where the muscles that push the mudd out will stop working.

**Talking with Hawk all about his holding in mudd.**

Fez- ruins a family trip because he wont go the bathroom so they had to go home, mother was furious.

Caller,Frank: A lot of people have phobias, men have problems with penis size thats why they dont go.

Hawk: I dont want to be judged by anyway [whether its size or if he makes noises in the bathroom]

Ron: Rory come in here and take off Hawks pants off (to catch a glimpse of his d)

Hawk will use a shower in the hotel yet still not the toilet. Big problem with Hawks girlfriend knowing about his weirdness.

Hawk: "people think its so unusual. Its more uncomfortable to do it then not to."

Wont use his OWN bathroom to mudd when others are over

Ron wants Horde King to come on the show tonight, talks a little bit about Ronfez.net "real fun people"

After the break they will talk to Hawk's girlfriend, and hopefully the Horde King.

Alright my time is up, here comes REED! GLAD TO HELP, SEEYUH

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Swift Boat Vet

01-30-2003, 05:02 PM

and we'll be back, it's the Ron and Fez show.

DC Reed

01-30-2003, 05:03 PM

Alright boys, im taking this now, so expect a update on the 15's.

Before they went to break

Ron: Well be back with Hawks Fiance Anne...
Hawk: Just a girlfriend
Ron: Ok then...

Perhaps this is one of those topics the hordeking should weigh in on....

Some stuff Cozmo mighta missed....

Hawk: I was a nervous kid, i was real sensitive
Ron: Pussy

Hawk: back there im ok..

Ron: Your gonna blow your asspipe...

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sirRX7

01-30-2003, 05:07 PM

The mods should set up this section so that only recappers can post. That way theres control and the recappers can post without being interrupted.

Jackis187

01-30-2003, 05:30 PM

Haha, Horde King loves the porn!!

Steve Vai is God.

DC Reed

01-30-2003, 05:31 PM

Ok, Update at the 30'.

At 9, another fake doctor(sounded like a hick) called in tellin hawk he would get Rotgut for holding his poo for so long.

Hawks GF anne called in and talked about the crapping issue, but no real confrontations occured.

Hawk really just doesnt want people to know hes dropping mud in public restrooms....

Then talk shifts to if hawk can be naked in the light, which he says he cannot.

Then a caller said to bring a cleaning kit to hotels and such, but hawk rejected the idea.

The Hordeking called in (wonder how?) and began to go on with his supurb advice. Key points Hordeking made, Girls not interested in the size, but the use. Hawk is comparing himself to guys in pornos...

Some Key Quotes of the last half hour;

"It's like Running a marathon..."- Hawk

"I dont want to be judged" - Hawk
"How" - Ron
"Size, Color..." - Hawk

"Does she go running out with her breasts covered crying?" - Ron on Hawks after sex acts

"It's about letting go and releasing..." - Hawk on Shitting

"I dont see why Hawk should have kids..." - Ron to Anne about hawk having kids

"You watch Porno Hordeking?"
"Of course, for research"
"Thanks Mr. Townsend" - Ron, then Hordeking, Then Fez

thats til 9:30, wait til 10 for the last of the hour.

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IrishAlkey

01-30-2003, 05:32 PM

The mods should set up this section so that only recappers can post. That way theres control and the recappers can post without being interrupted.

Are you blind?

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Jackis187

01-30-2003, 05:38 PM

Ron: I like to compare myself to babies "Look how much bigger it is".

Steve Vai is God.

DC Reed

01-30-2003, 05:57 PM

The show came back from break and not much really occured.

The boys had a quick talk about how the security people wont right HAWK on Hawk's ID card.

Then they re-capped the last 30 mins of talking about hawk and his pee-poop-poontang shyness.

Now they got into a conversation concerning what they order at resturants, what they hate about them, things they listen to, ala the specials and all.

Some closing quotes;
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"You are a weird guy Hawk" - Ron

"Open that up to possibilities" - Fez on Hawks ass

Not many quotable things happened in 10 mins, there was a good 10 mins of commercials for them to prep so./

OK, now, The Knicks should be taking over for the 10-11 hour.

So good luck man!

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gameguy

01-30-2003, 06:11 PM

they are talking about what kind of condiments and topings they like and hate on sandwiches and burgers.

Ron: "we're all for getting pickles and tomatoes off sandwiches"

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Ron: on SU underground "keep hope alive"

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TheKnicks23

01-30-2003, 06:16 PM

10-10:30

The boys have started a talk about food and problems people have with it.

Rory can't eat anything that has a vegtable juice leak on it. For example if some juice from green beans gets on his chicken he can't eat it.

Rory-I don't like how it feels when it goes down my throat.

Conversation moves into a discussion about what people hate on sandwiches. Ron and Fez both hate withered lettuce on their sandwich.

Fez-I want lettuce with a crunch!

After commercial Fez brings up an opinion of a scientist that bananas could disapear within the next 10 years.

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thundre

01-30-2003, 06:24 PM

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jafter

01-30-2003, 07:02 PM

The boys are talking to Billy about the Holy Trinity.

Billy is trying to explain the differences between the holy spirit and the holy ghost.

Billy says the that holy spirit is a bird.

They are also checking on Fez and Rory to see if they have had a drink yet.

FEZ "Billy likes the bird in the Bud-lite commercial that brings him beer"

Billy also says that you have to have total acceptance of the things that happen in his life.

Ron "When you drive home put your hand behind your head and let God drive you home"

INTO BREAK

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

jafter

01-30-2003, 07:16 PM

Back from Break. And now a word from our SPONSOR "BILLY STAPLES"

They are still ribbing for Billy for his AA movement.

Ronnie "Billy don't you have to have 90 days in before you can help someone else".

Ronnie "Billy still has booze on his breath"

Now Billy is giving Ronnie a hard time. They are going through steps 10, 11, 12.

Ronnie doesnt have time to bother with checking on his day.
Billy thinks he can help Rory and Fez. Billy is going to lead a prayer.

How to start your day. by Billy Staples

They are holding hands.

Billy screws up the prayer.

Rory wants to go drink after that prayer.
If Billy is not home call the bar to be saved.

Ronnie tells him to read the chip.

Fezzie told him that he ate it.
24 hours and counting for Rory and Fezzie.

Thats it for tonight. SEEYA

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

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TheKnicks23

01-30-2003, 07:27 PM

10:30-11:30
Sweet Melissa calls up the show and gives her opinion on banana's:
They're nature's mutants.
They haven't had sex in thousands of years.

Ron-I'm going to invent something called the ham and cheese.
Fez-Interesting, that could catch on.

*Sweet Melissa comes back on the show*

Talks about how seedless bananas are mutants and we reproduce them.

Ron-Some Brazilian had sex with a banana and now we can't enjoy it.

After the commercial Fez says how he finds Hawks "Ass Log" which says when he drops mudd.

Billy-I have a problem talking to 2 grown up people. (refering to God and Jesus)

Fez-I prefer 12 year old Jesus.
Ron-You're not a catholic, you're an idiot.

Ron/Fez and Billy debate about what the holy spirit is. Billy seems to think its a bird that flys and sends you're prayers around the heavens.

Billy and Fez are having a competition to see how can last the longest without drinking. Billy continues to talk about his spiritual feelings.

Billy's Fat Prayer-God, grant me the serenity. to accept the things I cannot change, and the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Ron/Fez/Rory mock and make fun of Billy.

Ron-the only hotline you have is for hoagies.

Rory-You're gonna make me drink tonight.

*Show Ends*

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