I Have The Answer To All Of Our Problems

[MrMarcus]

Let's all move to D.C.! Why not?!

1. It's far cheaper than NY.

2. The snipers have been caught.

3. Michael Jordan plays there.

4. Spurrier is the Redskins coach.

5. The Caps are much better than the Rangers and Islanders.

6. It's a huge college town.

Hey, why not?!

Think outside the box people!

[IrishAlkey]

You first.

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[Jackis187]

Did he say "outside the box"?

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[ChickenHawk]

Think outside the box people!
Hehe... box.

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[Doogie]

Sureeeee, lets move to the homicide capital of the country if not the world...

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[DC Reed]

4. Spurrier is the Redskins coach.


Thats not a reason to move here...

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[jamesdiggy]

Sure, look how well it worked out for Chandra Levy.

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[Ryan the Great]

you didnt mention ron and fez in any of your reasons. tisk tisk.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You first


Yea, we'll meet you down there. You go ahead. I just gotta take care of this thing with this guy and I'll be right there............

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[Mr.SB]

There is only one reason to move to DC, Ron and Fez, your other reasons were pointless, and let's be honest, Spurrier, come on. really i mean COME ON!!!

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[IrishAlkey]

I called the guy about the thing, Moe.

He said he'll be waiting at the place.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Thanks Alkey.

Is HE gonna have ALL the stuff this time for Christ sake Or am I just getting jerked off again?

Fuckin' Mutt.

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[IrishAlkey]

I didn't question the guy about the thing.

He just told me about the time that the thing wasn't the thing you were expecting, so I made sure the guy brings the right thing to the place this time... at the time.

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[MrMarcus]

We could all get a big house together. Think Ron & Fez frat house!

[Death Metal Moe]

OK, ya done Good kid. Here's a little somethin' for ya trouble.

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[Bob Impact]

We could all get a big house together. Think Ron & Fez frat house!

Oh yeah, great idea, just put my room right in between Moe's bacon supply and Alkey's Steam room and i'll be all set.

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[billy]

we can create a virtual real
life RNF community. Then
Ronnie will have a "family"
like manson had, making his
teenage dream come true! mayor
Ron and Commisioner Fez! (
what kind of village has a
police commisioner that wears
a Tiarra?) R

[Evilpete]

guarentee me a job down there and I"ll go...

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[zoom2457]

Was that the first thing or the second thing?

[LBECK]

INSTEAD OF MOVING WHY DON'T WE BUY A BUS AND COMMUTE DOWN THERE EVERY NIGHT AND HANG OUT AT THE STUDIO AND DRIVE BACK ONCE IT'S OVER?

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