Ask an Angry Drunken Metalhead...(Moe)

[JerseyRich]

Ok folks...this might seem familiar....But this time its with your old pal...Death Metal Moe.

He is feeling the grasp of liquor tonight...and wants to share his thoughts with you...

So Moe...
When I get a flat tire...Why is it only flat on the bottom?

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[DC Reed]

moe, what is your opinion on the best thing since the person above you thread, Frank black?

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[Death Metal Moe]

he is RETAREDED and will FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!

DO NOT be fooled byut Frank! He is stupid!

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[fluffernutter]

What are you listening to?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Would you rather stay in a moldy room and eat refired dog meat at the buffet or would you rather go supermarket shopping with Frank Black?



I go to the market and beat Frank to DEATH with Goya products

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[DC Reed]

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moe, would you enjoy playing this game mocking your most hated member, or play with your dink

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[Death Metal Moe]

What are you listening to?



My hard drive spin and Conan.

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[Yerdaddy]

Moe, please rate Vanilla Ice's foray into death metal? And would you say he's more of a Chuck or a Buck? And shold 'death metal' be capitalized like you would refer to god or jesus as Him or He?

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[Death Metal Moe]

So Moe...
When I get a flat tire...Why is it only flat on the bottom?



Tires are like your mother my friend. No ass, but GREAT RACK!!!

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[The Blowhard]

How come I can't say "colored people" but I can say "people of color"?

[Death Metal Moe]

moe, would you enjoy playing this game mocking your most hated member, or play with your dink


You think I can follow links un my condition?

Death to Frank!! My dink will always be dangling there.

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[Death Metal Moe]

If you were a women would you put out on the first date? If so would you go for the complete download?



You betta have a J O B if you wanna BE with ME!

If I was a lady, I'd be careful who I gave it up to personally. I have morals. Just not with Liquor tonight

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[The Blowhard]

Being drunk, would you eat out Julia Child if she was naked in your bed?

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Will you still respect the Frank Black bandwagoners when they finally realize the error in their ways?

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[Death Metal Moe]

BIG HECKLER! YOu an do no wrong my friend! YOu rule!
How come I can't say "colored people" but I can say "people of color"?


I don't know, they all look the same to me man.

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[Yerdaddy]

which should I use for oatmeal scones with roofies in them, baking soda or baking powder?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Being drunk, would you eat out Julia Child if she was naked in your bed?


There are not BEER GOGGLE thick enough for me to go near that cooch. DIZZAM!!

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[JerseyRich]

Is Bacon sent from Heaven?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Will you still respect the Frank Black bandwagoners when they finally realize the error in their ways


Aww, I'ma big softy. After some tooling on, I'll give you a big burly hug and we'll be cool.

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[Bama]

What is the meaning of life?

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[The Blowhard]

If Frank Black had a truckload of bacon would you shake his hand and say "LAL"?

[Yerdaddy]

What do you suppose is wrong with JerseyRish's sig pic?

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[Death Metal Moe]

which should I use for oatmeal scones with roofies in them, baking soda or baking powder?



Soda of course! What are you , retarded?!/!

Only SERIOUS queations please!

SHOT # 10!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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[DC Reed]

doesnt rich look like any guy with a goatee and a silly hat?

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[Death Metal Moe]

What is the meaning of life?



Bacon and messageboards my man.

and METAL!!!!!1 HORNS UP YOU PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

What am I, retarded?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Is Bacon sent from Heaven?


NO! bacon is pure SIN! It kills you slowly. Thank SATAN for it daily!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

If Frank Black had a truckload of bacon would you shake his hand and say "LAL"?



Now you'er pushing it! It better be CURED!!

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[The Blowhard]

Who killed Christmas: The Jews or Santa Claus?

[pennington]

Moe, if I may...

Who would you rather be trapped on a deserted island with, Frank Black or Don and Mike?

[Death Metal Moe]

MAN! Caroline Rhea is HOT! I think she is at least! drunk or sober!

Nice RACK!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

who's got a nastier bush, Leona Helmsly or Hillary Clinton?

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[Bama]

Do you ever worry about going to hell for eating bacon and other pork products?

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[Death Metal Moe]

What do you suppose is wrong with JerseyRish's sig pic?


doesnt rich look like any guy with a goatee and a silly hat?


STOP with the RIch bashing! He's all man!

Just because he never took a bride doesn't mean you sould ASSUME!!

He has HOT SEX with his Fiance!!

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[Yerdaddy]

cake or death?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Who would you rather be trapped on a deserted island with, Frank Black or Don and Mike?



WOW! Hello Frank! You'er my best friend!!

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Who killed Christmas: The Jews or Santa Claus?



Those damn Jews! It's himey Town I tell you! Jesse was right!

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[Bama]

18th Amendment (Prohibition)

Good, no good?

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[Death Metal Moe]

who's got a nastier bush, Leona Helmsly or Hillary Clinton?


Definitly Hillary. Liberals don't keep it neat. They SUCK!!

Republicans in 2004!!

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Do you ever worry about going to hell for eating bacon and other pork products?



God it dead asshole.

Stop buying into the fairy tale

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[Frank Black]

I singg to yooou! why cant wee be frends why cant wee be frends LAL ; )<>>>>>>>>>:)
that art LAL

[Death Metal Moe]

cake or death?


I prefer to drive around and put babies on stakes.

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18th Amendment (Prohibition)

Good, no good?


Well intentioned, but foolish. Man will ALWAYS escape to his vices.

MAN! Cowboy Bebop is COOL!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I singg to yooou! why cant wee be frends why cant wee be frends LAL : )<>>>>>>>>>


AAAAAAAAAAAARH+GH!!!!!!! FUCK OFF FRANK!! you will NOT kill my buzz!!!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

Why hasn't the Bush administration taken the evidence justifying unilateral military action to our NATO allies or to the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, as is common practice and as was done with evidence against Al Quaeda in the 9-11 attacks, rather than isolate the United States and eroding the international support in the war against terrorism?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Do you plan to answer every question or will you skip the dumb ones?



I answered all of YOURS didn't I?

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How would you feel if, saayy... I banged your sister?

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You're a republican. Do you hate poor people? :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

Why hasn't the Bush administration taken the evidence justifying unilateral military action to our NATO allies or to the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, as is common practice and as was done with evidence against Al Quaeda in the 9-11 attacks, rather than isolate the United States and eroding the international support in the war against terrorism?


.................
America ROOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK al quida!!! We are tops!!

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How would you feel if, saayy... I banged your sister?



SUrprised! I'm an only child!

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You're a republican. Do you hate poor people


I AM poor people wise ass!!

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[pennington]

Who would you rather do, Hillary or Lady Di?

[Death Metal Moe]

Who would you rather do, Hillary or Lady Di?


well, considering she's dead.....

LADY DI! BWA hAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sorry, that's the Cannibal Corpse fan in me!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

That's it?!?1

SLACKERS!!
I'm full of Dewars and ready to go!!

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[Yerdaddy]

Where did you hide that underage transsexual prostitute's body?

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Do you stand by your statement that the people on this board post like old people fuck?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Where did you hide that underage transsexual prostitute's body?


With the rest of the transsexuals, no matter WHAT catagory they fall under!
What a retard!

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I fucked your cat.

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[pennington]

Sorry, I meant Hillary or the O&A Lady Di.

[Yerdaddy]

Which Infinity Broadcasting executive most resembles Billy's colonoscopy photos?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Do you stand by your statement that the people on this board post like old people fuck?


Well, since a DRUNK man with 24 MB of ram and a 56K dial up modem was waiting for all of YOU to give me more questios, YES. I do stand by it!!!!1q

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[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry, I meant Hillary or the O&A Lady Di.


Christ. Clinton I guess.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Which Infinity Broadcasting executive most resembles Billy's colonoscopy photos?

Whoever thought up the foprmat change. Plain and simple

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[Death Metal Moe]

I fucked your cat.



Then you my friend have a pin dick. My can is smaller than most full grown cats due to some illness she had as a kitten.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You guys are DICKS! Release Terracne and Phillip, or we'll give YOU something to cry aboot!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Slackers, all of ya!

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[Bama]

Do you ever censor yourself when it comes to posting. Have you ever written a post and decided that you didn't want to post it?

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[Bama]

Would you treat your bandmates any different if one was gay and/or irish?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Do you ever censor yourself when it comes to posting. Have you ever written a post and decided that you didn't want to post it?


Yes. ONLY when I thought my zinger was NOT a joke and bordered on a personal attack that would cause hard feelings. It's ONLY a messageboard!

Just today I stopped myself from busting on Latin spice.

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[tricia]

didn't there used to be a thing on the front page listing the birthdays? i was all looking forward to seeing my name in lights and now i can't find it :/

[Death Metal Moe]

Would you treat your bandmates any different if one was gay and/or irish?

I know gay people. They'er fine in my book.

but this doesn't really apply. Irish Alkey doesn't play Death Metal, so there's no chance of this scenario happening.

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[Bama]

Do you think this board would be funnier with more personal attacks?

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If you knew today were your last day on earth where would you go and what would you do?



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[ChickenHawk]

My can is smaller than most full grown cats
Eeewwww!!! I didn't wanna know about your can!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Birthday thing


Sorry, my comp fucked, up, so your question gets fucked over!

Deal iwith it.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Do you think this board would be funnier with more personal attacks?



GOd yes! And MORE attacks on Newbies!!!!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

If you knew today were your last day on earth where would you go and what would you do?



i make sure all the people i loved in my live knew how much they meant to me, post a farewell on the board, and die how I came into this world: Alone.

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[ChickenHawk]

and die how I came into this world: Alone.
Wouldn't your mother's presence kinda be required?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Eeewwww!!! I didn't wanna know about your can!



HEY MAN! A little slack please! I'm drunk! Of course I meant CAT

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[Death Metal Moe]

Wouldn't your mother's presence kinda be required?


I was a test tube baby.

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[tricia]

gee, thanks http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/xyxthumbs.gif

[Bama]

Do you find it odd that a person who fucked a cat is grossed out by a human's ass?

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[Death Metal Moe]

one more each and that's IT!

You move to slow!

Plus, I want to respond to other topics DRUNK too!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Do you find it odd that a person who fucked a cat is grossed out by a human's ass?


Naaa. Beastiality and Ass Play are 2 vastly different fetishes.

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[Bama]

What in the hell does the Black Earl picture mean?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry Trisha. My comp had a brain fart as I tried to respond to your question.

Happy Birthday anyway.

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What in the hell does the Black Earl picture mean?


For bama and Hawk.

When something makes NO sense on the board(as it often does) Black Earl comes out of the wood work to ridicule the poster.

Thank you.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Man, that Blonde in the Southern Comfort Commercial with the Dreds is SO HOT!!

GOOD NIGHT assholes!

you're too slow!

SEE YUH!!!!!!!!!

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[tricia]

how do i go about making beer and/or liquor magically appear in my fridge?

[Death Metal Moe]

Knock over a liquo store trisha.

Anyway, next morning and I feel great!
I actually held it together perty well drunk.

But there were only like 10 oo you sign on I guess. Better start drinking earlier next time I want to do this.

But I can't do it too often without stepping on the toes of The Rooster. Big Ups to da man who gave me the original post idea and thanks to Jersey Rich for starting the thread.

I'm out! SEE YUH!!!

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[tricia]

that doesn't sound very magical. anyway, i know it's a bit late and you're not drunk anymore, but i have one more question...

where's my fucking birthday thread god damnit, i thought this was supposed to be the lovey dovey board i'm still waiting for everyone to kiss up to me, i am a girl ya know.

i have to go to work soon, i don't wanna have to be pissy all night, thank you. :(

[sr71blackbird]

What makes vultures fly in circles?

[Captain Rooster]

Has Moe been drunk since 2003? That puts me to shame.

[sr71blackbird]

When Moe puts the bag on, its a biiiiiiig bag

[TooCute]

sr71 - it's the thermals

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I figured ;-)</p><p>&nbsp;I wanted to see if drunken Moe could answer it. </p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />sr71 - it's the thermals <p>Vultures in sweaters?</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Drunken vultures in sweaters, in circular thermals

[sr71blackbird]

How do they crimp bottle caps without shattering the glass bottle?

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I might have only been drunk enough to make a thread like this once or twice since.</p><p>I just don't get drunk that much, there's no need to.&nbsp; But this is a nice blast from the past, unlike the return of Frank Black.</p>